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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №11902
 31.10.2008
Due to the deterioration of the food situation in the country,

The government of Zimbabwe has opened free entry for all those who wish. The Visa

Passport is not mandatory. Overweight citizens at crossing

The boundaries are formed outside the line.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11901
 31.10.2008
Oh f...k there it is again, no sleep, no work, no girlfriend. I hate this game"

Fallout 3 is coming!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №11900
 31.10.2008
XXX is
I am not going to start a family - it doesn't interest me and especially not to have children that I am unhappy with.

YYYY
Sorry for the question...
Are you BL? O_0

XXX is
Why do you ask this question?I think it’s clear.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11899
 31.10.2008
Condoms from the window:

One day I was walking with my little niece near the neighbor’s house. She suddenly breaks to something with a scream of "Smotriya, this is sharia!"", barely had time to intercept her, so she still afterwards shook me all the walk. So I’ll find out who threw him out, and I’ll make this shit put him on.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №11898
 31.10.2008
After so many years, I realized what the first "Max Payne" won! Then the helicopter exploded!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11897
 31.10.2008
xxx: By the way, my mother has a controller in the ice, you can swing through both. Will you go to the concert with me?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I don’t even know who she is.
xxx: enough is that you hire that it is her, not him))
Fuck... Fuck...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11896
 31.10.2008
My mother looks at the pictures with her son.

It is a goose, ha-ha.
This is a horse, i-go.

This is a cap-cap-cap.

O_O

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11895
 31.10.2008
I want to make you an offer.
I am full of attention.
Andrei: To begin with an impersonal incomplete: "Dinner".

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11894
 30.10.2008
XXX is
Good morning to you!!! to
ZZZ
I have a bad thing ?
XXX is
Danny, just smile to you.
ZZZ
I smile and want to kill everyone with a smile))))))))
XXX is
Do it with pleasure!!! to
XXX is
More positive things!!! to
ZZZ
= D
XXX is
From the intestines can make a ball almost 5 meters long!!!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №11893
 30.10.2008
I got the numbers to paint... the woman with the alcohol wipes wiped out... the week of mint roasted over me scuts... offered the flommaster, I refused... gave 50p and left
I am suffering

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11892
 30.10.2008
I will so soon regret that I got married.
YYY: What is it that you’ve frozen there again)))
xxx: Yes, I walk past the toilet in the morning, I hear from there a characteristic sound of a curtain, and then my legs smell and scream with a sick voice "Halk is now hungry! We are going to go!"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11891
 30.10.2008
I want to buy a snake.
No need, I am afraid.
M: It is small
M: 30 cm
She is a snake.
It can go into the pop o_o
by : XD

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №11890
 30.10.2008
Tagged with: hello
and greetings,
Goldfish: How is it?
Issue: is normal
Goldfish: What are you doing?
ILYUHA: the number of banal questions exceeded, you are blocked to communicate with this contact for - 5 minutes...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11889
 30.10.2008
xxx: I still think the clove is better than an aquatic artifact sword...
I am probably old fashioned.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11888
 30.10.2008
To see a smoking dinosaur, Dino, is something compared to a spider man buying food in the market in Kabardino.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №11887
 30.10.2008
A acquaintance wrote:

after the weekend Katka posted fun photos, and you joined the group "Sex friendship is not an obstacle"=))) It makes you think though....=)))))))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №11886
 30.10.2008
After another drinking I wake up in the morning, or not in the morning, I don’t know. I woke up, but did not open my eyes. The first thoughts: “O-o-oh... My head,” I thought, pulling, “Pzdz, okay, I’ll get up, wash with cold water, make tea, black, with lemon. Yes, yes, even look at hope, borscheek probably, with cream... You look and "Bodun" will let go... "I open my eyes - "Yepta, I am in the police..."

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11885
 30.10.2008
I come to the clinic today to do fluorography (for the military committee it was necessary)...so I go and say... type so and so in the spring I did a flush for the Politek...winter for the military committee twice...that is, I already did 3 can do 4?...the man looks at me..consults with an old aunt and says "let's go... anyway we all die!"...I was in shock...
and *rofl*

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11884
 30.10.2008
Status in contact with the girl: "It may be time to lose naturality too...)"
I didn’t read it that way?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №11883
 30.10.2008
By the way, Americans are already 100% sure that the bears in Rossi not only walk in the streets, but also ballat in presidents!

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