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[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №22838
 23.11.2009
I understood! Those who put silencers on cars in childhood had a big crack.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №22837
 23.11.2009
If, you don’t, you know where to put it, it’s better, don’t put it, at all.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №22836
 23.11.2009
My provider just called me.
eMaster: suggested to connect to the inuit...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №22835
 23.11.2009
The telephone conversation:

XXX is Hi! How to do?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I need your bit.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №22834
 23.11.2009
I celebrated my friend’s birthday at the house. A clear thing drank a lot, a bathtub, all things... Here one guy, being very drunk, decided to make a sandwich. I took bread, found a bowl of jam, anointed and eaten... So I come to the country next weekend, I think and give us something to eat. I take bread, find this bowl and read on it the following: “A cleansing scrape for the body.” Bananas, peaches, oranges" I think to tell him, or not?))

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №22833
 23.11.2009
I have a non-aggression pact with my conscience: she doesn’t bite me – I don’t have her.

[ + 51 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22832
 23.11.2009
XXX is
Dear Unknown Resident of Aska...If you have a drop of fantasy and a drop of free time, you could not participate in this survey (well, you really need to get out of the seminar)))..Just answer the question: with what color you are associated with...
1 The Power
2 Leadership
Three love
4 Friendship
5 reliability
6 The Success
7 Creativity
8 work
Thanks in advance

YYYY
white orange, orange, white-green, blue, white-blue, green, white-brown, brown

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №22831
 23.11.2009
XXX is:
In short..I live in a village, in order to get to school you need to go through the forest, there to the city..But it doesn't matter, I come out of the house then I go on such a country street..All have a fence and dogs..Well I have a home 3-4 to go and I am near the forest. So in one house lives 2 dogs..Well, one of them is wild...As soon as I pass one of these dogs on me begins badly so, wildly laughing...So here..And the second time is not lost in vain:) she approaches this seam from behind and begins to actually perform her dog duty, well here...As long as I go, one dog cheats, the other fucking..As soon as I leave, all the fun goes away..And you understand..I have been going to this school for 3 months and such a job "tactic", now this second good dog is waiting for me in the morning, does not leave the fence...

P.S. I am happy to give some pleasure...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №22830
 23.11.2009
<xxxxx> you don’t know, by the way, but what explains the phenomenon of instantaneous change of eye color in people? Only one of my acquaintances changed the shade three times!
<yyyyyyy> that’s because you just fell in love with her.

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №22829
 23.11.2009
Fursenko: "The disadvantage of the Soviet education system was the attempt to form a man-creator, and now the task is to raise a qualified consumer, able to qualifiedly use the results of the creativity of others."

Fuck, even if they didn’t burn.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №22828
 23.11.2009
Online multiplayer game where you have to wander a deer with a human face through the forest and interact with other deer.

What is a life simulator?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №22827
 23.11.2009
gothic (10:43:53 22/11/2009)
I wake up in the morning and feel something warm in my feet.

gothic (10:44:01 22/11/2009)
I am glad, I think Yulkin's feet

gothic (10:44:06 22/11/2009)
Anne is not. The Fuck.

gothic (10:44:10 22/11/2009)
In the sense of blanket.

[ + 42 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22826
 23.11.2009
Are you still looking for something to laugh at?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №22825
 23.11.2009
A friend sent the girl a picture with a rose.

bzzz, 21.11.2009 13:22:43:
I sent her a rose.

Don't panic, 13:23:19
You tell her a movie... tell her a movie.)

bzzz, 13:23:27
and ROFL

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №22824
 23.11.2009
<Nunah> I once paid a few thousand and on each is written a bribe
<Nunah> the seller enlightened and held
<Nunah> ((

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №22823
 23.11.2009
News of the day on Rambler:

Russian hackers hacked the servers of a British university that deals with climate change issues.

and below:

Are you proud of our hackers? Vote to

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №22822
 23.11.2009
XXX is
By the way, Simpey, could you put my headphones on the phone?
YYY
The fucking question...
YYY
Or do you need them to work?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №22821
 23.11.2009
I don’t cheat my girls at all.
Q8: How many do you have? :D

[ + 42 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22820
 23.11.2009
What to do if a woman is crying?
Men in note.
1st First, try to find out whose woman is crying. When a woman is someone else’s, comforting her is unsafe. If a woman is none, take her for yourself.
Now, if she continues to cry, it will be quite clear that it is from happiness.
2nd When your personal woman is crying, don’t leave her alone. Everyone around me thinks she’s none. Be as close to her as possible.
Be careful. Go no further than the distance where her voice will no longer be heard, and do not lose sight - use a binoculars.
Three Questions not to ask women in tears:
"What do you want?"
"Who is to blame?"
"What to do?"
The answer to the first question will hurt the wallet, and on the last two - by self-love.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №22819
 23.11.2009
111 (17:13:40 21/11/2009)
I have to drink some Hussar drink today.
222 (17:13:48 21/11/2009)
The Hussars drank vodka.
111 (17:14:08 21/11/2009)
I don’t think we’ll invent the bicycle either.

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