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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №92992
 24.01.2014
xxx: first I wanted to write "coffee delicious", then I remembered that now coffee of the middle-class, then I decided not to squeeze and wrote that "coffee is ohuenno"... Szuco, with these education reforms only on the matte and you can talk....

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №92991
 24.01.2014
A man is sitting opposite
D. - He writes voice control
D. - And to start working with the thermostat you need to say hello thermostat
And he repeats it 200 times.
D. In the morning when they say goodbye to each other
He has a thermostat.
D. - And when they pass by, they also talk, he is activated and he is angry.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92990
 24.01.2014
It is naive:

oSpa: By the way, today I realized what it is when the prede loves himself
oSpa: This is when the list of questions for the exam coincides with the title of his book.
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This is when the department urgently requires a list of questions for approval, and you have an electronic version of your book on the hard.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92989
 24.01.2014
Serg: And I think you don’t have to go on, but you have to open the first chapter of the argument and read about the assumptions.
Especially about anisotropy.
Every chapter begins with something we put on.
You captured the essence.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92988
 24.01.2014
Taki purchased a gadget on Android to test the display of websites that I program. I sat down to work out the device, hearing questions and thoughts. Suddenly, from the back, the voice of his wife:
So nice when you look at the computer and ask normal, human questions.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92987
 24.01.2014
No one understands me.

He cried out bitterly.

So loud and unclear.

I asked myself later.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92986
 24.01.2014
But the continent is a large land surrounded by water, if I have not forgotten geography.
YYY: It depends on what to give it a definition.
XXX in the meaning? What else can be called a healthy rock that runs out of the water? and..
I would call it Alexey.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92985
 24.01.2014
"The protesters built a two-metre corner"

You will probably be playing Angry Birds.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №92984
 24.01.2014
From Habr:

No-no, we are not real admins, we only know how to pinch a little. and :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92983
 24.01.2014
“Express delivery services stopped delivery of packages to Russia”
xxx: The FTS seems to hint that you need to go to the U.S. personally for shopping.
YYY:... and don’t hurry to come back...

[ + 13 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92982
 24.01.2014
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We need a translator, we need a translator.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №92981
 24.01.2014
The only country where a coup is not possible is the United States, because there is no American embassy there.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92980
 24.01.2014
Fuck the idioms. If you write so, what do you think? The Dark.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №92979
 24.01.2014
biser: before you buy beer, and the seller whispering asks for a passport, you think "This is a goat, I already have 18", and the stash? You buy and when the seller asks for a passport, you think "Thank you, so nice that I still look at 18"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92978
 24.01.2014
Listen to your friends, but learn from your enemies – they are the most conscientious teachers.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №92977
 24.01.2014
I came home from school and saw a missed challenge from my mother. I think I’ll go to them with my grandmother because we live close to each other. She wrote in response to Esmet: “I’ll come to you soon.”
And then I look - fucking, I accidentally sent an essay to them at home! And immediately my iPhone highlights the inscription: "The message for the "Mom" subscriber was sent with a "voice message".
And what do you think? In a moment my mom calls me almost hysterically and says:
- Someone called us here at home, the grandmother took the telephone, and there someone said in a deadly voice, "I will come to you soon...".

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №92976
 24.01.2014
The couple had a great summer vacation.
He is on Len, she is under Vladimir.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92975
 24.01.2014
xxx: it's not polite in society to say piddars, you have to say designers =)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92974
 24.01.2014
What you are losing:

I have a room in the apartment - I (m) and two neighbors live. Pulled to one.
M: Here we three live here, you can play in a full family ;)
Yes, two mothers and a child
It is...
agree and demand breast milk, the baby should grow strong and healthy... and also ask them to bathe you =)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92973
 24.01.2014
We try to connect a small firm (book store) to the payment system. Check the bank. The Request:
"Send permission from the author of Lao Tzu to translate and publish his book".

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