He: What do you like more?
I like to lie down and do nothing.
Are you a sexual lazy?
She is: Yes!

Ya_O: Here you are saying:"Nostradamus, Vangi, Messingi" – and I will tell you that the most prophetic I’ve ever heard was the song of Spline:"Sooner soon, no exit"
Did you get caught in the darkness too? :)
Ya_O: Oh, tomorrow we go to the cinema.

Q: What would you like as a gift? the indications)
NN: the helicopter
NN: and not
NN: This is not a hint.
He has a propeller but he is not a Carlson, he has a tail but he is not a cat, he can fly but he is not a bird.
Eblan, you are 18
The helicopter!

X: You know, 2 cats are worse than 1. It’s shit when you find a hole, and you don’t know who has smashed it. Who to punish is unclear? This is how to teach them to the pot then.

Think logically. If you have 2, 3,..., n cats and any of them are hollow, you can punish them all. It’s really heroic and incomprehensible when you find a pit and you don’t have cats.

Nirvana + Elvis Presley + Tree + Lady Gaga + Basta)))this is how my playlist looks today)))
Lunch with milk?

I was recently on a business trip and witnessed a fun thing.
The episode. The capital of an African country. Going big
The International Forum. A long old man and,
Something is boring. Suddenly, the chairman of the forum jumped and
He knocked twice loudly. The room machined.
There are long and violent applause.
The old man was cheerful of happiness and
He looks at his opponent. The Chairman
He smiles confusedly and says:
I caught a mosquito.

Sleep at work, but sleep at home from work.

I, as a biologist, am angry when under a nick xxx, xxx, xxx follow male replicas, under a nick wau, hu, u - female (((

The captain of a Russian vessel seized in Somalia, the pirates gave a pinch of gold, ivory and part of the ransom received from the captain of the Japanese vessel. At the same time, we celebrated the meeting of graduates of RUDN.

But I’m going to write here: young men, you gave me a smile, let you have the most elegant women and non-breaking comps!

Or the opposite. Beautiful women and not broken women :)

I believe that the same price for the concerts of Apocalyptica and Stas Mikhailov is fair. The penalty for lack of musical taste shall not be less than the fee for aesthetic pleasure.

I watched a movie in a foreign language with subtitles. My husband is sitting next to his computer listening to my movie. But what can he listen there? No word is incomprehensible.
Which language is this?
I am Norwegian
Suddenly from the screen in the purest Russian a female voice: “Then go you naked, pidoas blady.”
The Norwegian, I understand.

I asked in time :)

The village of Bartat Krasnoyarsk region, in the elections of deputies voted for the Communists. As a punishment, the authorities removed from the village the feudal station. Now for honey help you need to go on an interurban bus to the district center. And the bus is still 2-3 km away and not everyone has the money for the bus.

The Man:

In the bazar:
3 kg of potatoes, please.
Do you want to cook or roast?
BYE, with this your specification soon the box for two hours will be selected, as every hernia on the Yandex market, customer reviews read...!!! to

When you eat three kilos of unknown shellfish, ask the seller again what it means.

I feel like ScrollLock.
YYY: How is it?
XXX: No one wants to go!

He understood that he was fooling himself, buying a Scottish for 30 rubles to glue a broken tenth.

And yet - somebody is still tormenting the question: how is it, fucking, to use shells???? to

My grandmother is constantly losing her glasses. But today she broke her own records by leaving her glasses in the refrigerator. And to my legitimate question "why does she not use a special gifted glasses cord?" she replied that she would definitely start using them. As soon as he finds.

A friend, 20 years old, 3rd course of the institute, loves to look at girls 10-11 classes. We kindly call it "School".

"On the explosion caused by a gas balloon"

Two men who worked on the lighting project found the balloon in the summer, the law enforcement agencies told Life News. They brought him to their support. Six months later, I decided to open it to see what was inside. At that moment there was an explosion.

Guess the country)