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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43432
 20.02.2011
Liza: in a group of 2 people. I and a Chinese woman named Huifang.
Tagged: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Liza: but she asks to be called Charlene.
Tatiana: I would also ask
I would also ask.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №43431
 20.02.2011
The xxx:
How are you?

YYYY :
The stomach hurts.

The xxx:
If the stomach suddenly hurts
Someone lives in it.

YYYY :
Somebody gets someone in the eye.
If there is shit here.
I don’t think I’m in the rhythm.
But the whole truth!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43430
 20.02.2011
xxx: ppc, the builder is called Jesus (Hispanic speaking guy)
I have a calendar record: 9:00 Meet Jesus

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №43429
 20.02.2011
I lie with my wife in bed.
She: sweet, I want you.
No, I have a month.
She is a shit (((
and only a minute before it arrives.) :D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №43428
 20.02.2011
Mother comes on Sunday.
It turns out in a single apartment can be assembled from various horizontal and close to horizontal surfaces up to four dishes.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №43427
 20.02.2011
Falc: Yesterday I went from work, a woman slipped in front of me and fell. I turned on the knight, I approached, I stretched out my hand - and I grumbled by myself. I broke my arm, she then took me to the injury point :D

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43426
 20.02.2011
We travelled with friends on a ferry to Helsinki, there was a swimming pool on the bottom deck. We approach him, and the man who follows us is clearly untreated and cries out, “Pizdec! This deck has already flooded!"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №43425
 19.02.2011
In a report on repair.
"Designer's idea - paint the white ceiling in white"
O_O

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №43424
 19.02.2011
Nothing gives you more awakening in the morning than the realization that you are asleep.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №43423
 19.02.2011
Slon: Mja is not a forum, but a zoo

The Bear: +1

Zloy Surok : +1=)

XOMYAK : +1

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №43422
 19.02.2011
Our daughter suddenly woke up with love for the dog, I don't know how to explain to her that the dog doesn't like when they say hello to her, pulling her for her legs and tail. But the dogs learned a new command: Jora, run!!!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №43421
 19.02.2011
The news smiles.
At the bottom of the screen runs the line: police detained 250kg of anash smuggling
Police arrested for drug trafficking 😉

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43420
 19.02.2011
I work as a call center operator and I receive calls.
Recently, a colleague girl congratulates from February 14th, wants to find her partner.
And so it happened, the next day calls a man with the name Half...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43419
 19.02.2011
High technology in Russia, and especially their implementation - is something!!! I bought a ticket on the Internet for the train. paid by card. Thus e. My money through a bunch of incredibly complex instruments, including satellites, flew from the bank to the railway treasury. At the same time, from the RZD through the same incredible amount of equipment, including a satellite, flies a letter containing a ticket form, to my postman (which is hosted somewhere in Europe on huge servers). I print this form on a printer for high-precision photographic printing using laser technology (not necessarily, but no other was found). In 5 minutes. Before the departure, a stinking aunt with a leaflet pressed in her fist on which my name is scratched from my hand and only after that I am allowed into the car!!!! I am in shock!! I have to go back to the pigeon’s mail!! The result is the same but at times cheaper)))))

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №43418
 19.02.2011
xxx: What are the normal specialties in the Tambov or in the area?
Specialists in what field?
xxx: in Tambov or in the Tambov region
Zzzz: Pipet you two to communicate in general contraindicated!!! to

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43417
 19.02.2011
Russia: dark as the Negro you know where
America: dark as in the ass you know who

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №43416
 19.02.2011
* Call by mobile
He – where are you?
I – I do not know.
He is like that?
I am – I am lost.
What do you see in front of you?
It is a tree.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43415
 19.02.2011
From the ASK:
The Thirsty Boy (22:06:04)
The mother of a friend's computer was repaired, so he recorded all the porn while on my, we were 14 years old, and then my dad needed to find what kind of stuff...and he went to look in hidden files and folders...and I stood next to me and looked and turned red and red...and red.

[ + 63 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43414
 19.02.2011
What bad habits do you have?
Yyy: I always wash after going to the toilet, every day I wipe the dust in the whole house, I disassemble all kinds of things in different categories such as size, usage, importance. My dishes immediately after use and always before, for the case. I brush my teeth three times a day, wash every few hours. The guests in the laundry room.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43413
 19.02.2011
I stand in a line in the store, in front of me a guy, talking on the phone! I hear the phrase.
I finally buy condoms because they’ve expired, not because they’ve expired!

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