We are here on February 23.
The main toast for the flatfoot

Oh the seafarer! You swim for too long.
I don’t know you XD

Fair competition you say? And why does Google’s voice search instead of "Yandex" "young dicks" search?

The iPad is not bought for the last money.
xxx: for the last money to buy a case for the iPad

Kesha (6 years old):
White Snow Shiny
It rotates in the air... (showing hands)
On the earth quietly.
It is fainting...

I was in love. He is eight years older than me.
What is the problem? All ages are submissive!
I am forbidden to fall in love with people who are more than 3 years older than me.
Who said?
and Mom.

On the eve of the celebration, I would like to say:
Sex is not a gift. Helicopter on radio control.

She: mill like a hard proud, beautiful and smart girl to find a good guy!
He: Well, look for the same thing. Also with a mania of greatness :)

What a pity! From modern girls, craftsmen are much worse than craftsmen.

Yesterday, Riley and I bought bright condoms at the pharmacy. it was epic: I go to the pharmacy, I remember that I wanted to buy myself "Chernik-Forte", because my eyes have been terribly sore lately. We are already laughing at the combination of purchases. We approach the box, and I give out with a bold voice: "We have three packages of glowing condoms and Blackberry Forte!"" A woman pharmacist, whispering to us in a tact of laughter: "This is to better see the effect of glowing?" They laughed together like three school girls idiots.

My brother yesterday made Paul an eight-legged cat. He poured her food into two dishes and hung the logo of CSKA and Real over them. The cat is not stupid, it eats from both) guessed what :)

Sex does not ruin friendship.)
WOW:...thought gay Anatoly, going to a sleeping colleague...

He is a Jew, and you are a Russian, he will not marry you.
I am ready to accept Islam!

I am neither stupid nor blind.
I see what is happening in the country.
It is time to fight,
Not splashing in the screens.

It’s so easy to call it “Rush”.
Crying “We were not asked to live here!”
What did you do without shame?
Could it be called “Russia”?

Hello, Happy Birthday, do you want a blend?
Hello, thank you, I am full
In the throat?
xxx: by the liver )))
Don’t eat on the other side :)

Congratulations on my birthday:
I: Slavik, brother, congratulations on birthday, happiness, health, all that)
He: Thank you very much)
I: Here I remember when you were born...Oh how I was happy!
He: Yes, bone, when I was born you were minus five. :D

I was in the tram. As a result, one grandmother fell on the other, a small mess began with the clarification that it is necessary to hold stronger, etc. My young man watched everything with interest.
I: Stop listening
I like scandals.
I: Intoyga scandals, investigation, revealing everything that is hidden.
Q: Who pushed whom? The domino principle. Raccoon driver or natural selection? Where did the pension go?! to

The coolest parkourists in the world rest in front of Russian grandmothers seeking to take a seat in a discounted bus :)
I saw myself. Crownstadt-Lomonosov ferry crossing (under Peter), the ferry is shuttled. It remains about a meter to the pier, the apparel is naturally still in a vertical position. And then the bus, his mother, arrives.
What an apparel!! Grandmothers under 70 years old, waving with their sticks and bags, land in 1-1,5 minutes. on the shore and begin the assault of the unfortunate PAZIK. The special forces, if they saw this, would be nervously smoking on the side.)))
I had to hold my grandmother in my arms. She also entered in the courage "fight"! I promised to take a taxi!

on a dating site.
Q: What book do you read?
M: "The Devil" I can’t read at all.
Is this the one wearing Prada?
M: This is the one who wears lappets and grandchildren. Leo Tolstoy, The Devil, 1889

At work, I was spotted at 650p today...Dr. one of the directors. Revenge "I don’t love it for that amount" I didn’t pay for it.

Laika