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[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43412
 19.02.2011
The United States recognizes Japan’s sovereignty over the Kuril Islands. I think in response we should recognize the right to the sovereignty of the Hawaiian Islands.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №43411
 19.02.2011
From the Rehearsal Forum:
She suggested that eleven classmates come up with their own mnemonic rule for remembering the order of colors in the spectrum, in addition to the banal “every hunter wants to know...”. There were different options, one shocked with its "complexity":
when
hunting
Woman
Closed
Eyes
Sit and
Fantased

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №43410
 19.02.2011
A friend works in the "Union" as a consultant.
He works, he is in the movie section and there everything.
I often go to him and go around in the store. Today was the case:

We are standing in the game section, as in nothing we have ever talked, joke anecdotes and everything. Here, a girl approaches my friend and asks a question: "Good morning. Do you have a cataclysm?" My friend is already the usual movement, although he is not from this department, the hand gesture points to the 3 standing on the side of the disk "Cataclysm".
Suddenly she asked to remove the discs. My friend says he can’t, and he can’t. She, looking around, begs him to remove them for a short time. My friend rejects. She is already frightened to ask to remove, ready to even give money to a friend for it. A friend asks what the case is.
The girl didn’t have time to say anything, as in that same second the guy approaches with the words: "A, Marin, here you are! That’s the cataclysm, that’s what I need!" Strongly takes one disk and goes to the box to pay.

I will not forget the eyes of this girl, it was clear in them that it was all over. and. and.

tornadohm

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №43409
 19.02.2011
Chocolate is twice as good if not at night.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №43408
 19.02.2011
From the Interfax:
Deputy mayor of the capital on housing and improvement Petro Biryukov said that the budget of the capital cleaning from the snow of the entire territory costs about 2.1 billion rubles. "In the summer, this figure is about three times lower", the deputy mayor clarified.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43407
 19.02.2011
Originality of Creativity:
By the way, today in Omsk the whole day of the day, after the universe, I sat at the bus stop waiting for the bus. Well, I was there slightly filled with snow (the smallest), and I am sitting in the headphones, depicting a steep drummer on the barrels. A grandmother passes by with a little girl (well, a girl aged 5-6 years from strength). She first watched me squeeze my feet under the music, then began to say something. Well, because of the headphones in my ears, I heard nothing, removed the headphones and asked to repeat. The girl in the tone of a fifty-year-old dwarf says “You are deaf?” and I show her headphones and say that there is music and because of it I can’t hear anything. Here she changes anger for mercy and asks "Is it not cold for you? There is snow on you". I say "No, not cold" And here she makes fatalities. She says, “You’re going to melt, or you’re going to break the planet, my grandmother’s going to break your feet.” At that moment my bus approached, and, not finding what to answer, I sat in it. She seems to have touched me.

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №43406
 19.02.2011
Ooooh, give it once!
2 is NO!! to
1 Why?! to
2: Because you will become obnoxious and will see me!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №43405
 19.02.2011
Smoking girls (D) after a long flight take a taxi driver (T) and see the sticker that you can smoke
D – (from the heart of choir and loud) Ura! A smoking taxi!! to
T is URA! The smoking passengers.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43404
 19.02.2011
The pair somehow got off. We sleep peacefully, he talks about affects. He gives an example:
"Now you go on a date... and there your boyfriend kisses another guy."
Everybody is awake.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43403
 19.02.2011
Practice was today. And we mean we sit, next to the screw, next to the office, antivirus, etc. The telecast broadcasts. Echo of Manasa channel, the movie goes
Open text in the film:
"You are fucked up!
You went to the fucker, you went to the fucker!
The Prep:
How can these things be shown on TV?
The old man:
Well, they’ve already swallowed...
I am :
A fucking shame.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43402
 19.02.2011
With VIO:

And if when you sneeze and shut your mouth, can you break the drum membrane?
The answer:
The main thing is not to be embarrassed...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43401
 19.02.2011
News on Rambler: In Australia, the city was named "Speed Kills".
First comment: "Speed Kills" - is this not the name of the national anthem of Estonia?

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №43400
 19.02.2011
I am a humble man, so I hide the press with cubes under the fat.

[ + 96 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43399
 19.02.2011
She has earned herself many problems because of her love for speed.
And again, the GIBD patrol stops me:

I (I try to pretend confused): So I have never been stopped.

Inspector: How did you do it before? Shooting on the wheels?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №43398
 19.02.2011
The certificate for the pool can be taken at the office of the corporate doctor. Or the designers.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43397
 19.02.2011
Manny: A DJ is required for a permanent job in the drug department! Urgently!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №43396
 19.02.2011
The co-worker says to the co-worker: don’t try to put me in an uncomfortable position!!! I will put my chest on the table and you will sit down and struggle.! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43395
 19.02.2011
Ask me your questions on Google!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43394
 19.02.2011
The Ministry of Defense has decided to deprive the car of Nikita Mikhalkov of special signals, in particular, a flashlight (flashlight), reports "Interfax" with reference to its own sources in the ministry.

How is he now?

Tagged: red boat

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43393
 19.02.2011
Headbuck says now: Oh, so many things today, so many things today!

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