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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №77265
 12.02.2013
Oh... a goat! I remembered! I tried to distract the cat with a game, made a bang on the rope, stood on the edge of the bed and a bang down, shake. Little watched this with interest, and then asks: "What, does not crack?". I almost got out of bed laughing.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77264
 11.02.2013
Where does the phrase "Do not rejoice when you come, do not be sad when you leave" come from?? to
From the accounting!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77263
 11.02.2013
The Saturday morning. We have been stuck between the Russian and Finnish border for 4 hours. The flow is almost not moving, 2 cars from Finland to Russia will pass - we are on these 2 and approaching.
XHH: Probably Finland has already been overcrowded by the Russians, there is nowhere to get up there. How many are gone, so many are gone.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №77262
 11.02.2013
I have generally on the job candy in the box was lying a colleague says the type I want))) I take him in the box, he takes one "Korovka" (well I love them) the second takes "Lastovka" and he gives me: balancing????????????? to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №77261
 11.02.2013
Do you know what the concepts of "Moskvich" and "originary Moskvich" differ in modern Russian?

The primary is the person who has already paid out the mortgage.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №77260
 11.02.2013
XXX Good night! Dinner at you today.
The establishment! The kitchen is great, everything is delicious.
Pleasant and comfortable environment, service
The highest price, and of course, the price.
Pleasant to keep, very
A decent restaurant. I will go to you and recommend to friends.
YYY : thank you! The restaurant is not mine.
Zzz: You are in the sense of Jews :-)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №77259
 11.02.2013
Loyola
00:27:07
Boys want one.

Valeria
What is?
by 00:28:29

Loyola
Love of course.
by 00:30:02
What are the questions)
to give him gifts.
Driving to restaurants
made a proposal
Maybe he will give her after the wedding.
Then she will give birth to children.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77258
 11.02.2013
C Habbra
XXX: The effect depends on the ratio of cannabinoids in the variety. In general, there is a bouquet of several dozen, but the main role is played by two - THC (tetrahydra canabinol) and CBD (cannabidiol).

If the content of THC is higher, then the "engines" and "betrayal" will be stronger. And if the ratio in favor of CBD is a "dumb" and thoughts of eternity.

UUU: This is precisely what I was looking for when I opened up the topic of Hydrophobic Coating.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77257
 11.02.2013
The top of greed and cynicism is when a neighbor comes to you and asks a perforator for a week.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №77256
 11.02.2013
XXX: The mass is not a collection
Yyy: grass is not a drug

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77255
 11.02.2013
M. D. G (08.02.2013 10:34:29)No. Working at home is not a cake. The atmosphere is not that.
M. D. G  (08.02.2013 10:34:53) Collabas again in the refrigerator.
M. D. G  (08.02.2013 10:35:03) Children are raising cats.
M. D. G (08.02.2013 10:35:28) Not that atmosphere.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №77254
 11.02.2013
Q: How is the mood?
Q: Do you see no touch?
H**: Why is this "touch" quite normal? Do you see that you have no respect at all? It helps in communication.
I am not writing on a school school slang here, but on an inuit free!
Q: If you love polakats each other... let’s go?
Eeh, I would give you a sign in your hand.

N**: "Doing a deep mine cannot be refused". Put it yourself, okay?

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77253
 11.02.2013
We work in a touring company. It is you who responds to the calls. And since our company is a tour operator, we are called by private persons and tour firms.
We usually ask:
Are you a tour company or a private person?
and yes.
A tourist company or a private person?
and yes.
Is it a tourist company or a private person?
I’ve told you five times, yes!! to
After that, I personally completely refuse to understand the Russian man.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77252
 11.02.2013
T@nyushk@: Do you like shaved naked chicks?)))
What about the cats???? to
T@nušk@: Yes it is mine
I don’t like the Sphinx.)
T@nuishk@: And how do I call it?? to
The cat? a cat? Call me Murphy 😉

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77251
 11.02.2013
Healthy eating is to filter the water from under the crane before cooking Doshirak.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №77250
 11.02.2013
Mishana is a programmer from God.
YYY: Explain what God is from. I think he’s from Bach.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77249
 11.02.2013
From the Motor Forum:

XXX: Hello to everyone. Anyone want to meet and make a company in the booth?
xxx: average speed: 30-50 km/h

Page of posts, further:

Stop wearing buttocks like nonsense.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77248
 11.02.2013
X: When you have a gun all good :)
X: and ready to share orders)
X: In general, when you are with a gun, the conversation is better!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №77247
 11.02.2013
Do you have gifts to cook?
Scampskype to shave!
Mary is a bitch!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №77246
 11.02.2013
I hate green tea.
Are you a latent green tea?

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