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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №122794
 09.01.2016
About Censorship
I watched DMB. Breasts are painted, that’s clear, they are painted everywhere.
but to change the phrase "The question is wrong!" to the unclear "natural" in the film in which the soldier ejected a crowd of babies at the cemetery!!! No electricity there, no electricity there.
What were they trying to? Reduce the uncomfortable moments of membership? Reduce age from 18+ to 16+?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122793
 09.01.2016
The prince sat in the car and printed the letter."
First thought: the car is equipped. The second is Fublin.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №122792
 09.01.2016
HGH in China

The numbers are easy to remember.
xh: They consist of the first letter, a maximum of three
Instead of "hundred fifty thousand five hundred and thirty two"?
That’s the kind of thing, ahah)))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №122791
 09.01.2016
The unburning fire:
This is an uncomfortable forum. I lost the argument! and :(

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №122790
 09.01.2016
Comment to the article “Yandex.Meteum – new development or marketing move?” about the weather service “Yandex” on “Habra”:

I go for a walk with my dog in the morning. So if anyone needs accurate info about the weather in Peter's in the morning, ask in person.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №122789
 09.01.2016
An optimist thinks that the village sort is half empty, a pessimist thinks that it is time to make a shit.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №122788
 09.01.2016
Tell me, please, how did the story of a man with dollars begin?
and valley. and Siberia. thank you.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №122787
 09.01.2016
One fellow came to work with a slight sickness.
I think we have it, hipster.
Why is it bad to think of a man? Maybe he didn’t shave just because he’d shaved all weekends... Or maybe hipster, hipster!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №122786
 09.01.2016
When I was a high school student, we lived together: my mom, dad, and grandmother. The parents worked and came in the evening, so the payment for utilities was on the grandmother. The possibility of paying on the Internet if it existed, it was familiar to a very small number of people, so I had to stand a long line in the branch of Sberbank or the Russian Post at 75% consisting of the same grandmothers as mine. There were no rows on the bills, as now, then, there were no places to sit - very few, and it was hard to stand, so she sent me to pay. Probably, after the "hard" on those feelings of the school day, I least wanted to still stand in the bank for an hour or two, but to pay was necessary and had to scratch my teeth to do this, until I noticed one feature - my grandmother and her friends always watch Malakhov+ on TV on Sundays. When the next period of payment of utilities came, I asked my grandmother to wake me up as her exciting show began, came to pay - and a miracle! Only three people! The turn to me came exactly when by time the transmission should already end and here as a finger-click after me began to accumulate a large number of people - grandmothers, grandparents and not only. I took this tactic into my arms and it worked well.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №122785
 09.01.2016
And now a little on the defense of British scientists.
From 2001 to 2006, British scientists conducted a study involving 516 pilot drivers. It turned out that the majority of drivers, who more often than others violate the traffic rules, are latent homosexuals. The publication of the results of the study has caused a wave of protests among English and Scottish drivers, but scientists have expressed their willingness to prove to everyone their undeniable right. So: He cut you down – now you know exactly who he is.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №122784
 09.01.2016
“Tomorrow come without wigs, without bracelets, without jewelry, shorter.”

My dog pulled out the ear of my brother’s wife’s ear and ate it. He ran out of the fifth. We played gold-seekers with my husband in turn. I was lucky. But I don’t want to go into the dog shit anymore!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №122783
 08.01.2016
I slowly teach my dad to use the internet and social networks. His verdict about the contact: "How convenient! You wanted to find a girlfriend. You go to the page, you see, you see, stupid! You close and look for..."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №122782
 08.01.2016
xxx: I passed the IQ test on the Internet, I am 38.
yyy: " – " is it a thyre at least?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122781
 08.01.2016
Commenting on the news that 19-year-old José Rodriguez tried to get the weapon, the patrol opened fire to defeat.
Even in the hard and dangerous work of a police officer there are pleasant moments: to eat a pony, to retire earlier, to carry a bit of biomass...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №122780
 08.01.2016
I saw Sasha Grey dreaming.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
I didn’t give it :(
YYY: You’ve had a whole life like that – pornography in which they don’t even give.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №122779
 08.01.2016
January 8, 1835 was the only day in U.S. history when there was no public debt.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №122778
 08.01.2016
New fashion hairstyles "andertaker"? In our time it was an old-fashioned haircut "under pot".

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122777
 08.01.2016
Morning of holidays. Kidder in pyjamas stared thoughtfully into the open closet.
What are you doing?
I try to pick up the cowards to my mood today.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122776
 08.01.2016
zzz: "Omichka drank the companion and stole 15 pairs of shoes from his neighbors".

"Omich killed a wild rys with a spade".

It’s nice when you’re back in your city – and here it’s like before.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122775
 08.01.2016
XXX: We have a coffee lady.
Zzz: We look like Chefir-baby

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