Why wasn’t you in a pair?
MissMe: Well, I woke up... Dinner...

xxxh: I am sitting in the clinic in the procedural, incubated
XHHH: nurses bring the direction to the blood barrier
Tagged with: "Kingdom"
WOW: well what, a good surname) Tsar Tsarevich, King Tsarevich)
That’s how he’s called Elisha.

February 23 for citizens:
- February 22 "aaaaaa tomorrow holiday holiday"
For the military:
-February 22, fucking tomorrow again to move to 9 in the morning in the part of the "holiday events" and be there until 4 a.m. Fuck the party.

Roan: the best antidepressant is breastfeeding.

It can only be so in Russia. At the epileptic office, a lamp flashes.

What stupid blonde has come up with this status: “When I’m not next to the one I love... I love the one I’m next to...” Show me her! I want to see that sheep!! to

When long looking for the meaning of life, most often find a bottle of vodka.

About the recipes.

As a child I lived with my grandmother. She had many old books, including the largest “Book of Delicious and Healthy Food.” The year 1953. My grandmother was working in the hospital at three in a day, so I was often left alone.
Slowly, in order not to ridicule the tired grandmother after the shift, I began to look into this book and cook something for myself.
The food was probably healthy, but absolutely tasteless: almost unsalted, somewhat purple. Gradually I developed a complex that my hands grow from exactly where the recipes from this book should come from.
Many years later, when I came to my next vacation, I started helping my grandmother put the house in order. Books on the shelves have long changed names and covers. Looking into the inside of the couch, I stumbled upon this book.
Having remembered all the fat that I periodically ate, I still carefully wiped it with a cloth. In front of my eyes were the letters that I did not consider in my youthful rush: "A book about delicious and healthy food for children from one to three years."
There was a roar far away.

Good watch is the main reason for pregnancy of girls in the dorm.

He said: Hi!You look great today!!! to
She: What do I look bad on other days???! to
He: Bella... so I knew you would use your stupid logic...

You have breasts.
Girl: Did you not know?
Q: I guessed it. I even imagined sometimes.
D: Why didn’t you imagine my brain?
Q: I don’t want to touch your brains.

I’m a husband, dear, don’t you think someone is missing at our table?
If you want, let’s invite a girl... three.
I am Jura!I am about the kids!!! to

The girl bought a game for two, there is every card in the box -any task.Well, for example, a poem to a partner or a song.
Wow, it is so cute and touching!
I lost the striptease for the first time.

I came out today from the underground passage, and there uncle is standing, business cards and smiles.It stretches me, and there the inscription-"I wish you happiness!"and the sun with a rainbow is painted, and on the back side-"Happiness is!He can not be without!Happiness is inside every person!"
And so the mood rose immediately, and I thought, in order to be happy, you just need to give joy and smiles to the people around you!! to

Be happy 😉
by Alexir

Button "I want to sleep" and "I need to work" is a cross in the upper right, unwilling you create)

People who don’t have a carpet on the wall in their home are taking pictures in dirty entrances.

Konstantin: PrIFFetyki
Konstantin: ChmAffki, Zai
Radley: HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIT
Konstantin: How is DELIFFQI?
radley: shoddy-kya you naahuwosek, shoddyfkya
Konstantin: I saw my name. Nondumiso Tembe as Na'omi Ajimuda
Radley is out!

GGG: Nothing motivates as much as the success of friends.

zzz: I have one uncle pathologist in my childhood playing with me in the hospital))) so I'm not scared after that)
Q: Do you have a childhood sexual trauma?
zzz: here’s sex)))) we consumed the toys, and then filled with all sorts of stuff and sewn)))
I have one uncle pathologist in my childhood with me to the hospital played" and look at the first three results :-D, it seems I am not the one such
zzz:I will now know what your pathologists are associated with)))
XXX: Fuck... * ROFL *
Play online games - tanks. I have a greeting (copied) and I insert it every time before the start of the battle, and go into a common frame.
Now by habit. CTRL + V? Without reading I send...
XXX: Bring the air into your lungs.
XXX:"I had one uncle pathologist playing with me in the hospital as a child."
You can’t imagine how much I’ve heard about myself.
Zzzz: I’m not personally to blame 😉
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XXX: simply, suddenly... absolutely not in the topic, nobody writes anything... and here neither of that nor of this...
almost 40 year old uncle issues: "I had one uncle pathologist in my childhood with me to the hospital played"
XXX: the scream of the soul.

Discuss the news about the one-atomic transistor developed at the University of Australia:
XHH: "And what, in Skolkovo no longer do such";
ууу: "No, there, so far, the history of ancient Greece is taught..."