The comp is monthly: exactly once a month on an arbitrary day, the wind thinks it is unlicensed.

In Android smartphones the best voice control to date!!! to
- Will the alarm react to the phrase "REVIEW?and "

The assembler in the shower is a tyrant, sergeant, slave owner and dogmaster in one person. Every "useful" tactic of the MK is perceived as a personal challenge. The processor must perform any user command for 3, no better than 2 mx. The remaining 399,998 milliseconds before the next command he can move with the tail - "Look, master, everything is ready!" :>

XXX: Psychiatrist
xxx: I just told you
XXX: he works in psychiatry on duty
xxx: yesterday the challenge all the hernia on the chts where that
xxxx: whoever thinks so
XXX: They are coming.
xxx: a man with a fork in his hand opens the entrance door
xxx: menta with them has him fork to pick up to break him
It turned out that it was the neighbor who called.
He was just eating peelings.
I saw the car and quickly ran out the door to open.
xxx: so is it
If the meat was cut and with a knife came out
B: I shot you.

Maximum
I’m tired of cracking and joking every day! I want a serious attitude! Anyone who wishes to sign up will be considered!!! to

Ekaterina
Maxim, no one will meet you until you learn the harmonies, I advise you to go to class one.

Valery
by Zaen?
The Harmony?

I am studying at the Faculty of Architecture. Gave the task to make a project of reconstruction of one building of the 1930s, communal. Someone has already broken 5 entrances into apartments, 6 is still a communal.

Per everyone will agree that the passing room is completely uncomfortable. Studying the plans of already broken apartments I saw passing living rooms, passing bedrooms, passing kitchens...BUT passing toilets!!! What kind of dive do you need to be in order to access the living room ONLY through the toilet?! to

Repaired and corrected everything. But, fucking, I’m afraid to go out into the big life and start a real practice in this country...

ad_user: I think it’s time to introduce a new unit for measuring the complexity of a computer system – 1 wtf. Derivatives - to measure the difficulty of its support - wtf/hour

Osobo: I look at the owners of iPhones, who are jumping through turnikets in the subway, so I want to break their feet.

NForce: Yes, I’ll look at the owners of iPhones at all.

Looking for a friend’s job :)

by Elvira.rThis fucking shit is sending people a resume.
by Elvira.rIf they answer their questionnaire where they ask the same question
by Elvira.rI don’t want you to work, I just need money.
by Elvira.r: "Respond to questions accurately and reliably." would still write in the eyes to watch the scuca
by Elvira.rWho can recommend you as an expert?
by Elvira.rI’ll give you my mom’s phone 😉
by Elvira.rWhat attracted you to our job announcement?
by Elvira.rSo beautiful looked the black buckets on a white background
by Elvira.rWho invented it
by Elvira.rHow do you imagine your career growth?
by Elvira.rAfter the interview, I become your boss and dismiss you.
by Elvira.rWhy should we accept you to work?
by Elvira.rI want to help you, want to help you.

To lose weight, you need to monitor your nutrition.
HH: For example, I eat everything cooked.
HHH: Mostly a clutter.

The Beer Baron:
The Arabs pass “Mario” from the right to the left.
muravey :
Yes, so all the married men pass - the princess visited and cooked out of the castle

We discussed with the boss the last series of Sherlock.
How did he survive? I ask the boss for his opinion.
He did not survive. He fell and died!
What about the last pictures?
Did you not guess? This is the scene 30 years later. At the cemetery is the son of Sherlock and Molly. Why Watson didn’t get older, I can’t say.

Yesterday I stood in Tabris (supermarket) at the box office. I look at the boxer’s badge: with the big letters "Nika", the next line with the small font with the small letter "subheavenly". I think they have a hierarchy. That it was her surname came to me only today, when I saw another cashier in the same place the inscription "sinicin" :)

Conclusion: Write the name from the first letter)

Do you think it’s warmer at home?
I : of course! Half a day of cooking.

Today at work.

Good morning Ivan Ivanovich.
Yes, who is this?
Elias, an insurance broker
The Skywalker?? to

in the absence of the Internet, you notice that you have a mess in your room, full of interesting literature and that for 2 days as relatives came to you

Official website of the municipal administration:

Send an email to the administration.
Form of email:
FIO, address, phone, e-mail
Social status: by default Pensioner
Subject: Combating Terrorism and Extremism

Who if not our pensioners?

Female logic is like male breasts – it seems to be, but there is no proof.

After the sex:
Do you love me?
My cat, I love it very much!
Finch, and you love it anyway. and :)

In other words, cognitive dissonance.
I observed here at the stop of a natural, such a crestomatic bomb, who, having done some whitening, stood up and dropped 4 meters to throw a wrap into the urn.
Behind him with a contemptible expression of the face was observed by a decently dressed guy with a white ribbon on his bag. Printing a pack of cigarettes and throwing cellophane under his feet.