I: How are you there? Have you reconciled? )

She: how to say
We did not argue with him.
She: I just said gather things - he took the ixbox and dropped it.

Today I realized that I lost weight when a colleague wrote to me:
Rus, I forgot the bread there, you can hide it.

Tagged with: ugu I picked up my mom - scratched a whole bag of oil paints and dried mushrooms.
chezzz: set of "young impressionist"

XHHH: Leha wiped out yesterday
WOW: Again on the drainage pipe wanted to scream to Carlson?
He saved us all from the mentions yesterday.
WOW :?? to
We sat on the bench underneath the house, drank beer with cognac, cracked.
The grandmother of the people called the menta they came, their older man began to attack us, and then he said, “Well, my sons, we will take you now to the site, pray!”
XX: Leha tried to say something, then said loudly "crable-crable booms!" and shrugged so that I thought he would run the bench.
The menta came out of this cloud, and while smoking near the wasik, the sanin father came out and took us all. And the older man when he sat in the car said that "and this is a real wizard".
So what’s the new name now? and Gandalf?
Tagged: poseyrun

My much older and more experienced colleague had just tried to teach the mind of me, a fool:
You are doing everything wrong! Not by business process.
“I do things logically, not like in the army, here and there until lunch.”
Leave logic at home. You came here to work!! to

Discount...Sales...I decided to walk with my daughter early in the morning to a large center, until the people ran. But we were not the only ones who were so clever - the first store, where we went, had a dozen more couples like us, mothers and daughters. In the middle of the shopping hall there was a column of about four-to-four meters, as a result of which the relatives, rushing between the stands with hangers and looking at the attractively cheaper clothes, were constantly losing each other from sight. Then there was a long cry of a child: "Ma-a-am". And all the mommies immediately let go of the hangers, raised their heads and began to look nervously in search of their child. It struck the complete resemblance of the entire composition with cattle and calves that graze on the summer lawn.
Separately delighted the optimistic inscription on the T-shirt of a deeply pregnant tired saleswoman: "No one knows who will be the next Bond girlfriend."

What language do they speak in Norway?
YYY: Ancient Nordic
XXX: Okay, the SP

I decided to clean the mouse and the keyboard.Now only one question plagues: How in the mouse entered as many crumbs as the keyboard!? to

The secretary now issued: "When I'm hungry, I don't put food into myself, but I stretch myself on it, like a sting."

I fell asleep only at half five in the morning until my mother gave me some shit to drink, thanks to which I was able to take a horizontal position.
YYY: I tried – it was really hard to sleep standing.

I also love when girls touch me with the inside of my cheeks. I am romantic.

Experience prevents us from enjoying doing nonsense.

Four students of one branch university poorly solved a problem in physics.
Is this the size of the cylinder? Well yes...
What is the volume of the cylinder?
“Two Pi”
(pause due to some otropy) - This is the same length of the circle...
Meaning “two-pi-er square”
– – – – –
FURSENKA!, this "specialist" in two years will run the nuclear reactor on the control shield (and still no one else) - do you think your family will have time to get far enough?! to
D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

News on Auto Michael.Ru: "AutoVAZ employees will be obliged to drive only on Lada cars."
When the Russian elected by the people will be obliged to live on our own
Teachers and Doctors?! to

Recently bought Renault Megan Scenic 1997 (1.9tdi), so yesterday pushed the smoker into the smoker, that it slicked and the magnet was gone and the clock also stopped working. Who can tell what the matter is?

We need to change the protector.

Yesterday, before going home, I went to the pharmacy for wet wipes, the pharmacist was strange. I look at them 2 types of wipes packaging: large and small. I asked to sell a big one. I continue the conversation almost literally:
Provisor: I can’t do that!
I : Why?
Provisory: unlike small packages, these are only for intimate places!
I: I understand, give it anyway :)
Provisory: What places are you going to clean them?
I (with sarcasm): intimate of course;)
In the end, she had to explain what I needed for the servers. She calmed down after that.

From the forum:
Dubolom: The intelligence services could have done something.
In Koretsky, a similar case was mentioned: in the late 1970s, in the USSR, soap disappeared massively from the shelves and then for some time it was not in sale at all.20 years later, already under Yeltsin, a journalist dug to the truth for what the GRU was trying to remove it.
It was already in the 80s, then along with soap disappeared men's socks and women's socks. Now it is clear - they caught free neutrons.

Paranoid Notebook: Keeping a bag of chips with you in the flight. If it breaks out, discharge the salon!
Why have chips if you have eyes?

The girl burned and talked about visiting natural caves, she...
And my friend was in the caves there such funny pimples hanging on top, like their... Staphylococcus:-D

Asked by?
Oh, Higher Forces, please give me the opportunity to bring back the pressed back into the tube!

We answered.
In the presence of a syringe without a needle, this will not be a problem.

This gift cannot be thanked.
With respect, Higher Powers.