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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92812
 21.01.2014
Commentary on the article that says that in China began construction of the second aircraft carrier

XXX: Have they not built the star of death there yet?? to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №92811
 21.01.2014
<daemith> What do you think about gamification of education?
<kochetov> more accurately with such words in our country

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92810
 21.01.2014
I read interesting facts. I come across the following: "If a shark floats up its legs, it can fall into a coma".
with feet! The Shark!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92809
 21.01.2014
In the spell of spelling:

I have a beard, but all of them.

Dress Gandhi on the Hook! Hate him!

I don’t fuck you off the mountain, so let’s fuck you out here.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №92808
 21.01.2014
Advice from the instructor:

I am working with a boy (6th grade!) Description of the impenetrable stupidity of the student
How do you live?"

You only take gifted children, and you send backward children to me.
B: You know how much you pay. You smile gently and present him as a smart preschool student. And the nerves are whole, and the child begins to think faster.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92807
 21.01.2014
News from NCS
"A naked girl walked on a slope on Lenin Square"

Commentary
I would give her another torch...and let it go and not just go...and meet the Olympics)))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №92806
 21.01.2014
His wife has a back pain, walks and holds onto the back, complains that, say, everything, the cappuccino, old age has come. I comfort her:
We wanted to get old together, so we met old age. Give it five!
We shake our hands and start playing.
The Wife:
Well, yes, we met old age and we met Alzheimer’s.

The Alzheimer’s? I do not remember.

c) The Tambu


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92805
 21.01.2014
We have found large oil deposits in Ukraine, otherwise why do the United States call us to democracy? A humanitarian bombardment.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92804
 20.01.2014
I talked to a client yesterday, asking for whom the contract was signed? He cried out to someone: “Igor, what is your name?”

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №92803
 20.01.2014
My husband was born in Germany. In the evening from his side, hints, hopes, attachments, and I am rubbed, I cannot. He begged me a peaceful night and slept. I woke up at 4 in the morning, forgive me, fucking! Well to drive it out would be stupid, pulled in, in general, everything ended well =) Lie, baldeem, such a dialogue:
“Why are you, a bad little bitch, at 4 in the morning, without a declaration of war!
You are sleeping =)
Kiev was asleep in the 41st.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92802
 20.01.2014
Milky Spring... Oh God what a man... Nicholas, I can’t forget your Lily-Lala...
Someone, erase my memory!
There is a separate boiler for them, I believe!!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92801
 20.01.2014
The head in the sand is also a vital life position.
without a doubt! There under the ground crabs, with them you can buckle%)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92800
 20.01.2014
Review of the film "1+1"
A great film, the plot at the height, touches the corners of the whole soul, especially the end.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92799
 20.01.2014
The cat scuttled the tree again. Is that what I should do with this dirty pudding?
Have you tried to put it on the wall?
- Fuck, it's sure that it's a puffy hue when it's going to jump on it again, in the wall wheeballos :D

[ + -26 - ] Comment quote №92798
 20.01.2014
And yes, I remind everyone, fulfill your civil duty – don’t forget to miss the shit.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92797
 20.01.2014
From Habr:
From the moon, despite the weekend, news from the Chinese spacecraft, "Chania 3" (landing station) and "Yutu" (the moonwheel itself). So, as for the landing station, its main color camera failed to withstand the lunar night.
The Soviet lunar rover responded to the signal 40 years later. And here, the camera of the night did not survive... Surely the Chinese was... ;)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92796
 20.01.2014
How to get rid of the Olympic fire? Thus, throwing it into the slope of Mount Orodruin is a proven option!

And suddenly Orrodruin just appeared? When the Olympic fire was thrown into one of the slopes of the ordinary mountain, and it began...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92795
 20.01.2014
Tanya: Sit in the car. The child asks, “Why don’t we go?” I say it’s cold outdoors, we’re heating the car. And then the child says: What is the ass? by ROFL

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №92794
 20.01.2014
iago: Although I realize that the photos are real, it looks like a bad render. Light no hell (per the post-processor does not understand the basics of Photoshop), the surface looks somewhat too smooth and shiny.
Zelenyikot: Too smooth and bright? What are you comparing to?
CyberAP: Probably with Bender’s ass.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92793
 20.01.2014
The New Year >
A child’s playground in the picture? In general, often at such venues, in the evening, citizens gather. They eat sunflower seeds, discuss the work of Block, Gogol, Prishvin, use various drinks, joke. You can ask the passers what time it is. If you don’t read Balzac, you can give him a dussol.

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