I’ve been a good girl all year and I want a copy of the Death Star as a gift!
Sherlocked: You fought with a child in the store because of the last set of glowing stickers, stole a road sign, stumbled over people standing in line at the mail, after receiving the package, did not sleep at night, regularly alcoholized, and the depravity in your life by epicity is comparable only to sodomy among poets of the silver age. Oh yeah, what a girl? You are thirty!
I was, I was. The good. The girl. You don’t want the same thing to happen to you with a child in the store, right?

Commentary on the news "British Prince Andrew accused of pedophilia"
A little girl was waiting for her prince.

Here you take a beginner programmer to work - he doesn't know what a hash, nor what a tag, but he knows what a hashtag is and what it needs to be.

I lie on the couch under the cloth, my wife sits there and I feel like her feet are ice. The further dialogue:
I: Figase that for the ice
She: I have "these days" the blood does not reach my feet, on the way the leak...
I love her very much.)

Girls come and go, and the computer as it stood - so it will stand.

Listen, calm down with Hiroshima / Nagasaki. After the Japanese aggression only in China did not count about 35 million. Man (as you remember, the USSR lost "total" 25 million.) And there were also Korea, Indonesia, the Philippines and others. They should be bombed from north to south, from Kuril to Kyushu.

C VIM

Zizmo...
concerning the attitude of ordinary Hungarians to the Russians, a small sketch from my brother:
He met in Hungary on the service with our military (colonel, for instance), went for lunch in a café. Colonel in shape. Suspected of the waitress, the brother makes an order, because he speaks Hungarian freely, as opposed to, and simultaneously discusses the menu with the colonel in Russian.
The waitress turned around us. And so he will look, and on the other side will go... The Colonel is tired of it, and he asks something like, “Did the horns grow on me?”
The waitress: Yes, you are not. I just don’t understand, where are you from? Not Bulgarians, not Serbs.
Q: We are Russians.
The Russians? What are the Russian military doing here?? to
Take the polkan and lick: Something... They’re back.
Such a reaction they did not expect, the waiter cheered gladly at the manager:
The gun! The gun! The Russians are back!! to

Conversations with my husband:
I: And you know that when the father of the cosmonaut Leonov was accused of being the enemy of the people, "good" neighbors didn't do much to drive his wife and children out of the house, they even removed the trousers from the three-year-old Leonov. What kind of people could do that?? to
Husband: The same ones who are now shouting about repression.

But the most unlikely and fictional thing in the entire Harry Potter series is that hundreds of teenagers at the height of the transitional age live under one roof for about 9 months a year and can think of anything but the opposite sex!

I saw a wonderful miracle.
I go to work in the evening, on the bus. The bus is a new, new liaze (which is already available in the province), all in the cameras (the driver has a monitor for 7-8 pieces), the electronic dashboard, the auto-informator-girl, all such a clean-beautiful... mmm...
The people have little - New Year's Eve - sat behind, relaxed, I eat.
The smell is familiar. I was sorry, oh you! Under every lookout on the ceiling hangs a smell like the taxi drivers on the mirror talk.
From, I think, the service, from her, beauty!
second thought - driven smelled hanging, shob to break the gap from passengers

Mrs. Hudson: I brought you tea. You usually still sleep.
Will you bring me tea?! to
M. Hudson: Well of course! Did you think where it came from?
Sherlock: I don’t know...I thought he was always here...
My husband: - Yes, and the toilet paper on the holder is growing, I know.

2 January. I got sick and had to go to the hospital. These days there are therapists. The people are very much like on working days, only instead of 6 cabinets work 2. One of the nurses in the next circle between the offices surprisingly looks at this zombie apocalypse and gives in obvious confusion:
What are you all here...
And in fact, someone we stuck in the hospital, direct mood raised.)

Judging by the arcanum, the best way to get rich is to wreck all the barrels and boxes in the urban sewage.

I have been waiting for the kids in the morning. I read the forum. Talk about music ambience. Let me listen, I think. Going into Google, he dropped me a bunch of links to all kinds of online radio stations, online broadcasters for mobile and so on. So, I burned a tueva huch of traffic, on all the sites when you click on the performer, a bunch of photos, videos with the performer, a list of similar tags takes half a page, the button "Listen" is always somewhere in the corner and is not loaded, as if it is swirling from a server on the moon. I took three browsers - the pictures are different, but the essence is the same. Half of the sins jumped. The archive and the archive. Did you get rid of him and cha? Enigma, eat her

Twelve years ago, I was a teacher at school. I am a lawyer and I love my job. Today I dreamed that I was a teacher, checking notes. I woke up in a cold sweat of horror.

With LORA, post about software for syntax analysis of text.
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Sit on a porbrik at the parade opposite the bakery with strawberries to eat shivers with chicken and strawberries.

Here I noticed that the difference between the birthdays of more than half of my acquaintances and one of their parents is roughly the same. 9 months.

Kamchatka is not just you congratulated! Your one hour clock.

An official whose children and money are behind the hook will never work for his homeland.

The German entrepreneur T., having decided to test the myth that in Moscow no one reads contracts, asked his German lawyers to include a special item in the standard text of the employment contract for employees of the Russian office.
So in paragraph 8.3.1, concerning the circumstances of force majeure ("technogenic and natural disasters, military actions, terrorist acts"), the words appeared: "Conquest of the Earth by non-human intergalactic invaders."
The agreement was silently signed by all employees of the Russian office, including the local lawyer.
The latter fact brought the German entrepreneur T. into a thirsty horror, and he summoned this lawyer to his office.
Have you read this contract?
and naturally.
No is! Did not read, did not read. What about paragraph 8.3.1?! to
The normal point.
The non-human invaders?! to
And then the lawyer of the Russian office bowed to the German entrepreneur T. and quietly, affectionately said:
Look around you...