I’m the only girl who doesn’t like "Summer"?
Z.I. The fans of Edward are missing as he is... Calvey, like?

I sit in the room, my sister, my sister’s husband (Andrei).
The light is on, my sister is watching the telephone, Andrei and I are sitting behind the compass. Andrei apologizes to BIOS. Here the sister comes to the mind a hideous idea: she approaches the switch and simultaneously turns off the light and the TV, accompanying it all with a scream "The light has been turned off." You would see Andrew’s face, and I’m really sorry for him.

The only person to whom the "fashionable" Afghan pants are suitable is Aladdin.

Those on whom Nature rests are not able to rest on Nature themselves.
Nick Blue

I saw it in the metro.
A guy with a girl. High, slim, but tightly folded, apparently not once had to dig potatoes in the garden.
Here from the other doors is “Cola!!!“And the shattering people are crawling such a teenage age fifa. Not noticing the fact that the guy makes big eyes, he throws on his neck and kisses. Pause, the guy in a stupor, the girls notice each other, the pause is delayed...
I don’t know what the guy thought, but suddenly he says, “Woman is a mistress, mistress is a wife.” and ah. Joke with the guy. Apparently expected a reaction from his wife, such as "what kind of a mistress you have," "very funny," or something else. But the wife with all her strength clings to his nose and goes out, so that he stumbles and falls on his knees.
As I get up, I hear a whisper: "Blessed, take note, the spell doesn't work" and the FIFA at this moment, whispering and helping him get up, whispers "why you told her."
Yes, really, not all of the tricks work.

My cat usually doesn’t mind that I sleep in my bed. At the very end...

The child raised the topic "chicken and eggs" only in a new way:
How did the first program appear if a different program was needed to write a program?

On the dating site:

DonJuan: Mademoiselle, let’s get acquainted and drink Irish coffee in full political isolation!
Max, you’re what, I’ve already slept with you!
I just changed the picture.
DonJuan: Fucking sorry

He is my cartoonist.
See also: зааai
He : what?
Do you like when I call you that?
It is the norm)
When do I call my beloved? When is the road? A cat, a baby? It is all so sweet and sweet. The kitten is a cute, hairy creature... so why am I a half-meter man with a fan in his jacket?!!! to

Burzoom is light!
Cosmicus_Lampyris: -_-
What was the name of the film, can you tell?
Cosmicus_Lampyris: -_o
BurZoom: There the male fans broke. The author has the name of a closet.
Cosmicus_Lampyris: o_0....eyeyeyeyeem
Cosmicus_Lampyris: Revelation and Enlightenment are descending, fucking, Don Quijote and the Windmills, right? and Cervantes?
BurZoom : Oh! exactly! and passive!
Cosmicus_Lampyris:Ebanucon to get up*

Here would seem everything in the guy: flat foot, scoliosis, mother a doctor in the military department, direction to graduate school. Did you go to the army???? to

I can argue my point of view very well.
Why is?
Because that fucking!! to

studied in law. So we in the group a girl was, when turning the steering wheel in any direction, she leaned to the tightest side with the body. With a strong turn to the left, her head leaned to the glass and as a result she could not turn further. The driver’s teacher after a couple of such exits found a way out, began to open the window when she turned.

None - Matata
by Pl. The cat was stuck behind the shit in the corridor. Capacity

Proteins will capture the world!
) ? ? ?

None - Matata
and UGU. The dick fool, instead of putting the pot quickly under it, I carried it through the whole corridor to the pot. Szuco, he was probably impressed - fucking on the flight

Proteins will capture the world!
and ROFL

There is nothing more annoying, and at the same time more desirable, than the internet when it’s turned off.

English scientists have estimated that in a few years email will be replaced by social networks because of their popularity.

They have not yet seen our abyss.)

I was in a psychiatric couple. Patients are different and it is difficult to diagnose. Seeing we mean one of such complicated patients, we can understand nothing. approach to the teacher. I: Pavel Anatolyevich, sick so, I can’t understand if she has a paranoid syndrome with progression or just a manic-depressive syndrome without progression? Prepod: (fooled) She’s actually anonymous...

The Sash! Are you studying at BioFace?
SS: As it is. Why to you?
I broke a 3-liter bowl of honey here... and immediately three bees fell dead. How can this be explained?
SS to Hui. O O O O Probably from happiness.

To the smiles and gifts of the drivers who step down the road!
You need our Lukaschenko. We have everything easy, the road did not give in - lost the rights. Pedestrians in Minsk do not look at the sides when they cross the road. Our drivers blink when you miss them! You are smiling, you are smiling =)

WORKSHOP (10:09:00 20/11/2009)
We are in quarantine. I am from Monday to Thursday on Wednesday.

Olejack (10:09:26 20/11/2009)
Probably not closed.)