The Iphone 6 was very profitable on vacation. Internet was available if necessary. Thanks to the narrow-eyed bourgeois. and :-)
hippo64: Tola, you won't believe, the same thing does Samsung Pocket, and the tablet MTs for 40 backs.
Guest: Well what do we do, Vova, if we are given all the shit at work?

1998 year, unpacking the new Sony Trinitron, we read the instructions (multi-language).
...no, I understand - Bulgarian - a peculiar language, but "jack-minijak for headphones" ("nest of headphones") nevertheless looked after.

I quit smoking, now I constantly feel hungry, all the time eating in front of my eyes.

Yyy: so all of the cigarettes on seeds jump over

zzz: and then the mobile phones start to push off ))

There is nowhere without a side...

RT in Russian

XX: Boys, do you remember the times when Ukraine was a great power and everyone was afraid of it?
I do not remember.

xxx: The important question: I want to take the enchanted sword, the murderer of virgins. What kind of curse would I impose on him?
yyy: bleeding to the target during a stroke

My husband and I almost didn’t make videos.
My daughter was sleeping and the camera was working. Everything is normal. Here, my browser is a little sloppy and the image is frozen. I didn’t see it, the daughter was still awake and I took her away.

The monitor in front of my husband. On the monitor... right. The child is sleeping!! And here I will go with her in my hands.

His face changed and his hair slowly began to shrink. He is in the screen...

We put as many bricks as we could to rebuild the house.

I asked at 2 o’clock at night a brilliant question – what do vegetarian workers feed their cats/dogs. This is a shit, comrades. These noble nature defenders are seriously proposing to translate our younger brothers to the grass! They don’t bother us with the cat now, hell tolerance >_<
by admin. and cat. and Schröder.

Catta: In the subway, Australians discuss Russian acquaintances:
Catta: Of every ten Russians, nine are great programmers and one is a mafia.

Especially when there are no dates.
— — —
Call it yourself. The main and only cockroach in all girls without exception - "the girl does not make the first step. Who put this shit in your head? A foolish mom who had sex once in her life during your conception? If you want to be like this, sit and wait for the prince (he will appear to you in the image of a retired postman). If you want to live a full life, start thinking with your head and act in the right direction. You owe nothing to anyone here, and no one owes you anything.

Imagine what it feels like when you wash alone in your bathroom, and suddenly someone sneezes behind your back. I thought I would drown the cat right there!

I am surprised by such owners. As a hostess of tails with extensive experience, I can say: any sudden choking, sneezing, coughing, choking, a mysterious whisper, a whisper of half, a laughing soul and so on. In an empty house, they are typically attributed to cats. Cats seem to think of their owners.
Everyone is calm. A disappointed and embarrassed ghost is removed into the fog.

xxx: ща lohanulся in the store - bought peelmen for 400 r
YYY: What about babies?
XXX: Even if they’re shit, I don’t admit they’re tasteless.

The MOTOPORUM.
Question: If a motor is put on a bike (analogue to D-6 or a gasoline), will it be considered a motorcycle (category M) or not?
Answer 1: If the volume of the engine is less than 50 cubic centimeters, then no, it does not fall under category M.
Answer 2: You will see the employees of GIBDD, deaf and loud.

Angelofnet
I am afraid of Disney in Star Wars.
Freshulk
A song, a princess, and a good ending.

Topic on one of the forums "I will give"
blond-blond: I will give the bottles from under baby food:
moderator: grow the coder from the diapers, feed his jav script in pots!

In Russia, a bottle of vodka costs about as much as a bank of red caviar. But everyone understands perfectly where there is luxury, and where the object of the first necessity.

<damned_> Damn it! Pope went to the server.
<damned_> my freebsd!?!?!?!? to
<Kaktys> damned_: what will the holy water of the sprinkled water and the catch on the smoke sensor?
<damned_> the dwarf, threatened that mice and rats will take over. Full of them here!
<vvs> now you will have orthodoxy there. I don’t know what’s worse, mice or mice.

I went to the pharmacy today. Dialogue with the pharmacist (F):
I: Yes, I have a pill for my throat.
Tag: UGU
I: From the cold drops.
Tag: UGU
I am Teraflu.
F is UGU. Something else?
I: Something else needed, I forgot!
He throws another box on the shelf.
F: Here is a glitch for memory.
.........
Trolls fucking

My idiomatic language is wonderful! I can’t understand why this fucking face?

I need to urgently consult with SEOs.
How to explain to Google’s contextual advertising that I’ve already bought shoes. :D

The Habr:

EpiChild :
Using voice recognition to control a computer, and even more so as replacing the keyboard is a deadborn idea. <...> But the keyboard as a way to enter a large amount of information also has its age. Instead of a keyboard, several cameras could be used to track all the movements of the fingers, recognize them and enter the relevant information into the memory. No need for a keyboard. On certain gestures could be hanged the call of the necessary applications. Also, quick switching between the simulated keyboard and track pain. The workplace is hygienic again.

ega25: Ugu, sit and not move. You scratch the nose, format the disk.