I finally reached the level where I was hated abroad for being Russian.
I’m in Moscow because I’m not Russian.
In my homeland for what I did!

The hardest thing to stop is constantly lying on the sofa.

During the First World War, Marie Curie was a heroine. X-rays were discovered in the late 19th century, but the equipment that could be used to treat the wounded was very bulky and was located exclusively in hospitals located far from the battlefield.

Curie understood that it was necessary to operate the wounded soldiers as soon as possible, so she invented portable X-rays, which received the nickname "Little Curies" (Petites Curies) during that war. The problem of power supply was solved with the help of dynamomachines inside the cars. The invention made it possible to quickly diagnose the damage received by soldiers in almost any part of the front.

Every time our Pinocchio lies, his table is lengthened.

We change clothes in the morning. A girl approaches, sits next to the baby, hugs him, looks me in the eyes, and asks playfully:

Do you know I love your Timor?

The little boy struck all my ears with the best girl in the world, Taisia, so I confidently answer:

Yes, Taizé I know it.

My eyes are instantly filled with tears:

I am not Taizé! I am Aigul! And he runs away.

I could have warned you, Casanova young man.

Russian units "involved" the Ukrainian capital



XXX: Cotton is spread, there are softened on both sides.



YYYY: Listening salutes, meetings are held in places

Fascism begins with elite jokes about the pain of others.

Suddenly there was an order with a large amount of welding work. Our welders may not be on time, we give an urgent announcement on the radio and in the newspaper. The next day, calls began to come, three candidates were selected and invited to an interview.
The Brigadier says:
- Well what an interview, in words they are all Leo Tolstoy, and in fact x#y is simple. Test work must be done immediately.
The first came a middle-aged man in a dress with a tie and a hat.
Please tell me about yourself:
Built a pipeline in the Far East.
What kind of electrode can you work with?
P&O is what.
Materials with which you worked?
Which and what.
The brigadier brings two metal plates, asks the candidate to weld the insert.
The candidate confidently turns on the welding machine, adjusts modes, inserts the electrode into the stick, covering his eyes, just catches the bow with his hand and begins to boil.
We with the brigadier turn around and admire:
What trained eyes, not even a shield took.
We feel the smell that in addition to the electrode and metal burns some stuff, we turn:
You hear your necklace burn!
He continues to cook with an indiscriminate look:
The process cannot be interrupted under any circumstances.
He presents two welded plates to the brigadier, they are like glued sheets of paper, there are no flows or incisions, everything is clean. He makes the conclusion:
This is the first time I see a professional at this level, but the other candidates don’t make sense.
The man answers:
- I can do what I can do and how I can do and without a shield, but a tie proeb@t it needs to be tried...

For the first time in 28 years, deputies will have to live, be treated, teach their children in the conditions they have created all these years.

xxx: Models onliphants can now go shake in transitions by putting a hat

The best spies are the elderly. They are not seen by women – they are not their rivals, they are not noticed by men – they are not a sexual object. They are invisible.

Famous director-multiplier Harry Bardin graduated from the School-studio of the MHAT and at the beginning of his career worked as an actor of the theater. and Gogol. In the children's fairy tale "Magic Cat" he got the role of Ivan.
The hero walked on the stage with a huge bump. The artist of the theatre made it out of straw and painted it with paint. However, the weapon turned out to be very similar to a male member. Since there was no sex in the USSR, and this was the 70s of the last century, then the censors somehow did not give importance to the similarity and missed the hole on the stage.
The kids were delighted with Ivan and his magical duck. However, one day, behind the scenes broke out an outraged woman, wishing to stop this shame. She found Bardeen and burned out:
I am a mother of two children! And I, as a mother and as a woman, am very concerned about your buttocks!
Do you give a phone? Answered an ingenious actor.
The lady turned red, confused and jumped out with the bullet to the exit.

Covid-19 recalls its strains and stops working in Russia.

I cut my hand very hard, in the hospital, and I went through a couple of weeks. It was time to remove the seams, the hospital was to go out of hand and a veterinarian I knew offered to help with this matter. Dialogue at the Veterinary Clinic:

The veterinarian removes my seams.

I've lived, I take off man's seams.

I can swallow to make it easier.

Let it

Meu...

Better than others are understood in the monuments of the pigeon culture.

Having lived three and a half decades behind the polar circle, earned a privileged pension at a cottage or sand farm, her nephew moved to the middle strip.
The title "Northern" received immediately upon arrival, due to the acquired habit of not counting money and making gifts to everyone, by analogy - "brother from the north came."
Somewhat monotonous mode with polar night and polar day, changed in our band to a more acceptable rhythm for the body and added to it a lot of colors in the perception of the world.
She decided to organize a farm.
When she previously came on vacation, she brought every relative a whole fish smoked fragrance coat, and there were a lot of relatives.
But now I see, for local and district needed acquaintances, for those who give permission for construction, help to design and build, provide tribal animals and feed, a present - a salt coat.
Purely interesting :
Do you have direct fish supplies from Murmansk?
- Why from Murmansk, the price of the coat is the same as there, which is here. I buy at the wholesale base, wrap in the newspaper "Murmanski Vestnik" or "Kolske Slovo", here is the northern gift. Everyone praises, they say, you can’t buy it here.
When I moved, I brought two newspapers.

Russian men thank Apple for stopping sales before March 8

I don’t know how old I was at the time, but my dad was at work and my mom had to go out with my dog. I was afraid to stay home alone and decided to call my grandmother on the phone. I call the number the first time, I get the wrong place, the second, the third... Panic grows, the woman who took the telephone, at first just replied that I did not get there, but realizing that the matter is coming to tears, she began to talk to me. I don’t even remember what, but she talked to me until my mom came. So many years have passed, and I still remember this unknown woman with gratitude.

The case was in the 90s. My mom and dad were young and started living together. Dad at the time held one store on the radio market for the sale of components for the computer including monitors. The buyer comes. His friend in the store, on the contrary, says arguments in favor of the monitor he has, and his dad about the monitor he has. The discussion. And then my dad says, "I have this monitor for six months, I use it myself and don't believe it, it doesn't collect dust at all!"

The seller is in shock, the buyer too. How is it? This argument became decisive.

Dad comes home and tells Mom, "What a cool monitor, in addition to its basic qualities, he does not collect dust."

And his mother looks at him and says, “Andrei, are you stupid? I wipe it every week.”

After the alarming February and March in Russia, there is always an even more alarming October and November.