In the construction:
Who are you working for?
The Brigadier!
Who is in the brigade?
I and the performer.

Tolstoy said: “She (Natasha Rostov) could not see people indifferently so as not to send them somewhere.” tom 2, part 4, chapter 9))))

Going into shit.
Advertising of sweaters and hats 228 on the main...

To do something to someone, know:

Add to this:

Black and white TV - "Rainbow"
Tagged with: "feelings"
Toughened Laminated Safety - "Friendship"
Tear gas - "Cherry flour"
Intercontinental missile - "world"
Where is the logic???! to

There is also a heavy fire system (some "Katyusha" on the tank) with the charming name "Buratino".

So that the enemy can’t guess... men don’t know...

I got a virtual car!
YYY: And went to film virtual bodies?
XXX: The Dog

XXX> How long do you get?
yyy> at six
xxx> give in half
yyy> well okay
yyy> only I am late for half an hour

If you saw a neighbor with a perforator on Friday, you should get up early on Saturday.

xxx: by the way
Yesterday in the bus company was driving, botanics
3 girls and a boy
Talk about alcohol ?
So, in their opinion, the cognac Daniel Jackson is absolutely nothing ;-)

Finally understood that he grew up, when in the bath instead of plastic wipes and blankets, the underwear of his wife fell from the dryer began to swim.

Swedish man lived for two months in snow-growing car
The blood of the Norda gives 50% resistance to cold.

The newlyweds called for a new home, let the cat, and then began to push and roar First Nah!!! It is they turned out to argue who will try the first toilet in practice, I think they will live together until old age)

xxx: girls, how do you think to call him or not?
Don’t, make him call you!
Zzzz: Give him a call!

From one of the hockey sites:
Bars will come and fuck out for neighbors 11:1.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to
Zzz: Just came the Oil Chemicals and fuck you.
Qqq: How do I understand, by the word hockey you mean male fucking?

Teach with a child a verse in kindergarten on February 23 (5 years for a child):

The Russian Army is not stronger in the world
Congratulations to the Defenders of the Fatherland helmet."

The child gave:

"The Russian Army is no longer in the world..."

The Truth in the Mouth of a Baby

Comments on the news about bluetooth headsets in the form of a small cheap phone:
xxxh: I'm looking forward to a campaign that will release such a headphone in the form of an iPhone
WOW: Ah, and the headset for that headset, and so on. You took
zzz:..they took a third phone out of his hands, but the main one remained in his pocket... :D

Q: Well, when is sex intended?
I don’t know when, and I don’t know where.
XX: in the car
I’m not in the car...I’m already out of that age.
I have to put my bed under a warm blanket.)
Better not to fuck, but to eat the fairy tales.
Which is :))))

You can’t buy health, but it costs a lot of money. Bakutkin

How not to sleep...

Today there is a possibility to receive a pension earned in Russia if you live outside of it. Of course, this is not easy and not everybody, and it does not always succeed. First of all, you need to prove that you are alive – provide a certificate from the Russian consulate that they saw you alive this year. Then this certificate must be sent to the Pension Fund of the Russian Federation, and this fund will charge you the pension for the same year. But this is only if the certificate is not lost in the mail, or elsewhere - in the corridor, for example. What if they lose?

The 2012 year. I watch a heartbreaking scene at the consulate’s notarial department. The old lady is hysterical and tries to get a certificate from the consulate that she was alive in 2010. It was for the whole of this 2010 year that she was not charged a pension, because "certificates of being alive for 2010" in her case in the Pension Fund for some reason is not. She learned about this only now, in 2012, because if the pension is transferred monthly, then its size is not enough to pay for its transfer abroad,
(the sender or recipient-pensioner will have to pay an additional amount.) Therefore, usually the pension is accumulated on the book, and then spent, coming home. So this old lady came, and nothing to spend: whether she was alive or not without a certificate was unknown, but the pension was not calculated. Fortunately, there were no problems since 2011 – as the reference was attached, and no doubts about “being alive” for this year did not arise.

But this, I repeat for the careless, in 2011. And in 2010, the situation is quite different, throughout this year, there is still complete uncertainty about "the fact that the old lady is alive", and, therefore, there can be no pension for 2010. Definitely need a certificate of being alive in the year 2010, and then - here you for the year 2010 pension.

Here is the old lady crying at the window of the implacable notary of the consulate, and her relatives persuade him to write today, February 15, 2012, a certificate that the old lady was alive in 2010. And how can he write such a certificate, if he did not see this old lady in 2010 and could not see – he then worked in a completely different country that year? He can be fired for this fake.

The notary shows the old lady and her relatives an instruction that no documents can be issued backwards. All documents have their order number, and a certificate, for example, "from February 12, 2010" can not be legally registered and issued in February 2012.

I understood that it was possible to fall asleep in an elementary way by tapping into this story and the arguments of its actors, and rushed to the exit.

I drive a car, all the pedestrians are goats. I walk, all the waters are goats. I ride a bicycle, you are all goats!

Governor of Krasnodar region Alexander Tkachev made an unexpected statement during a discussion on Twitter with a local hospital employee.
I am a honey engineer. I get 15 thousand. ! to How to live?” — turned to the official Yuri Budilnikov. “Change the job,” was laconic Tkachev.