The bride said that she doesn’t need the pulled-up and she sneaks with him to go to bed after other babes.
and...

It’s not even the matter of crawling after others. It is just unpleasant to realize that a guy does not marry you as a person, but only on your shit, and everything else does not interest him much.

It turned out, the bride asked him in a joke why he did not marry earlier and chose her, not a mate, for example.
He replied, "I have tried many women, and I wanted to marry a virgin, so that there would be no one before him." Here I found one.
The bride said that she doesn’t need the pulled-up and she sneaks with him to go to bed after other babes.

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If everybody tries and tries, where will the virgins come from?
Why can he be flattered by a non-virgin, and she cannot be flattered by a non-virgin?
Keep up with these rules.

Cortana, how do I enable Siri on Android?

So what are you? You would, at least, first ask Google, “Hey, Google!” Can I throw a shredded grenade at a man standing two steps from me? And he would immediately answer you, “Of course you can, the earth is puffy to you!

Humorists are people with whom jokes are bad.

A 29-year-old German man was killed in an attempt to rob a condom machine.
29 years later, condoms have done their job.

A Chinese man who tried to get to the Kremlin, saying he lives there, turned out to be a guest from the future.

Figase, the eighth on the note stood, stood, stood. As usual, a bunch of stupid questions with switches and, herax, grit and let’s better put a dozen. permitted

Girlfriend about the cat that eats a lot:"I would like a cock to eat and sleep on me. More so that I do not love anyone. Only me alone. He ate with me at night. All together to. And on the weights would go when I weigh, saying, it's not me, it's he fat..."

I dreamed of a miracle dream. So colorful, so unusual, so interesting! I woke up in the middle of the night, turned on the dictionary on the phone, clearly and in the case described it in every detail. He slept again. I remembered the recording only two days later, listened - two minutes of such nonsense! With a sleepy voice, hanging and almost falling asleep. So how is it? and :(

We go somehow with a taxi driver through the city center past the administration, there is still the FSB administration and generally everything important. We can see, in a booth such as on the escalators in the subway misses a thick, but young man. Well, without speaking, we fly out the phrase: look, punished the guy.

Video discussion "to break up in front of husband"

zloykoyot
When babies fall asleep at 2 p.m., it does not matter how the female dresses))))

Nimgvaeh
Why do your kids go to bed so late?

zloykoyot
Because they are 30.

Old age is when a vessel in the eye breaks during sex.
Zert: Because you look into the lock well.

from youthub, the author of the video in his apartment makes handles for knives)

Are you doing this on the balcony? And the neighbors? You will not envy them.
Why are you not jealous? They drink and enjoy life.
Q: Do you think they are happy? Preferably the last one.)
WOW: I think they are happy. In front of me, it happens, my grandmother is fucking, she will stand so that soon I will become impotent from these stones, as I imagine this scene. And what I am sitting on the lodge is hardly heard.

From the discussion of three girls of their cats:
Q: Do you have a cat in your shoes?
No, she just pulls a gun on them. Why put her in what she is licking?
Okay, she’s licking the ass.
Zzzz: She’s not in the ass!

X: In addition to causing pain, how can you shut a person’s mouth?
Tagged: indifference, banana

At the end of 2015, the All-Russian Association of Criminals adopted a new member. His name is not posted. Only hinted that in the composition of the nickname there is a sign "percent".

And they took it for the brilliantly conducted operation on the alleged creation of a new fast food network.

If I knew today was January 4th, I’t go to work.

I go out of the store and meet two guys. As I get closer, I realize that one of them wants to hold me by the shoulder. I am not a coward, I am not going away. They got stuck, and immediately followed: are you that wide?

I: Yes and what?

The guy: and nothing! Cold kids, let’s go next time brother.

So they separated.

On January 1, the man went into the elevator. So he pretended he was stuck there. He presses the “Challenge Manager” button, and from there a tired woman’s voice:



What do you need?



A strange question for the manager, right? But that’s not all!)



The man says, “I’m stuck in the elevator. And here is a phrase that breaks the brain:



There are two elevators in this house, use the second one.



After that, the dispatcher did not respond, and the man had to call the Emergency Service.