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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60333
 19.02.2012
yyy: my today bound two tampons and boasted new nunchaks
The idiot...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60332
 19.02.2012
Sergey: I call my aunt to ask how the building is, she doesn’t recognize the type asks who is it?
I’m talking about your favorite nephew.)
You are Vasya?
I am an unloved nephew (

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60331
 19.02.2012
XXX (Tell me about yourself)
yyy: greetings) read the questionnaire, questions will appear - ask =)
xxx: "Yes For example, because I am smarter than you."
X: Is it not sick? Men don’t always like that.
YYY: What is it?
XXX: Don't take this into your head
xxx: "I want to have adult beautiful men"
XXX: Will you find me?
xxx: I’m for real meetings so I’m interested in everyone)
Are you exactly 22?
xxx: yes)))you ask because I write you stupid questions) and especially about sex) agree, stupid ) but I will know what you are capable of)
Yyy: No, I’m asking because by spelling, you’re smiling at a sixth grade student.
xxx: what photos are on? leave a comment.I can then change them or delete them :(
You really don’t know what ortography is?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: So you are beautiful.
xxx: generally now understand I can not delete which photos or not ) and what is spelling if I am there like a small 6th class but beautiful ( small but beautiful?) I don’t understand the Negro)
It’s cool, go on.
xxx thank you 😉

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60330
 19.02.2012
From the forum of one MMORPG:

xxx: In my opinion, it is disproportionate to see a stroller killing a warrior in a lotus.
Yyy: In my opinion, it’s disproportionate to see how mag... exists.

[ + 34 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60329
 19.02.2012
Fucking that not a new version of Word, then a bunch of no one needs fights. Today, Word took years for grams and offered to convert 1782 to 62.92 ounces. And, of course, I was born almost two kilos, hole.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №60328
 19.02.2012
As my good friend said, “Sir, what kind of friend am I to you? Fuck who is it at all? I see you for the first time that you follow me.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №60327
 19.02.2012
The body is not politically correct. People who have some difficulties with life.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №60326
 19.02.2012
On February 23, all the bored men will receive a gift for a shoe with a hint-Dobby, you are free.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №60325
 19.02.2012
The distant 90s. Telephone without controller.
Daddy is sleeping in his room under a television broadcast.
I am in my lessons.
Suddenly a wounded mammoth rings out: daughter!!!! to
I run, asking what happened?
Daddy: daughter, add the sound.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №60324
 19.02.2012
After viewing "The Hungry Rabbit Attacks":
For the first time in a Hollywood pursuit, the car fails to get ahead of the train! I don’t remember anything else! :) I’m not sorry!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60323
 19.02.2012
In one of the National Geographic films about drugs, they show a home lab, say how bad it is and immediately describe the entire manufacturing process with all the ingredients. How is it? 0_o

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №60322
 19.02.2012
Is it a bird or a fish?
This is cake.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №60321
 19.02.2012
The StarCraft II:
XXX: I am 18 years old.
YYY: I am 25. In the cold water.
zzz: Comrades, I’m so big that it causes tide and rejects sunlight. Stop arguing and tell us how to play ZvT against a double reactor.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №60320
 19.02.2012
If a girl is so ugly, what prevents you from being with her?
Bentley: Is it such a hideous car that it prevents you from driving on it?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №60319
 19.02.2012
I am playing Heroes 5. Suitable for Mom.
Oh, and what are you doing?
I play.
Who is so beautiful with ears?
They are elves.
And what are you doing with them?
I kill them, mother, I kill them.
O.O

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №60318
 19.02.2012
She: I believe that performers who make beautiful dresses with lightning in the back should burn in hell! This is discrimination against women living alone.
ON1: on the contrary, it helps you develop joints and be flexible :D
One way to avoid loneliness :D

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №60317
 19.02.2012
When I realize that people like me are driving on the roads, it becomes really scary.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №60316
 19.02.2012
I wanted to sleep, okay! The neighbors spend the weekend with the drill again!
WOW: Oh, don't say, I hate the sound of drilling, like the drilling of our podi, with the drilling do not break up.
I don’t understand why it’s always drill? Every day? Two years! It feels like they have no tools besides the drill! They watch the drill, listen to the drill, cook with the drill and even boil the water with the drill! Cut the bread!! Fuck these unfortunate neighbors! They don’t even sell anything in the store except drill!!!! to

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60315
 18.02.2012
I don't understand, yesterday I drank aclogol, and my leg hurts.

Wow, she dragged you home)))) tired)))))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60314
 18.02.2012
Divide and rule – the principle by which I eat Raphael

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