Lora: I am 13 years old, I need a shave to shave my thighs and the bikini area. I’m embarrassed to tell my mom to buy me a shave.
Reports: Tell her "I have a forest and I want a lawn".

XXX: I want to fall into a liturgical dream.
The latter is lethargic?
Zzzz is nostalgic?
xxx yes and yes.

After the new year corporate...
The case was a year so in 2008... Corporation of one of the state committees. On the ballet stage, all in anticipation of the banquet. One of the chiefs of the department rushes through the hall, comes to us with the question 'Dad Christmas did not see? ' From the other end of the room, another lady hurts with the question of where the wine box is located. meet with. They kicked each other, went to look for Santa Claus costume to save the event)))

Q: You are an analyst on securities, say what to take flour with bags or gold with clusters?
Zzz: As a securities analyst, I would recommend you look at the new line of Kalashnikov machines.

reinsurance
and gt;

Only, for the third year, wearing a beard, I stopped giving, on holidays, a cream for/after shaving.
and gt;

That’s why you have to be able to put five folds where you don’t need a single >< people, you guys, are you sleeping? Corrector - Corrector

I decided to shop today. I go to a store in the women’s clothing department. And there is a seller - a young guy, with a slightly lost sight. I have a vague suspicion that he just replaced somebody, maybe some coverage happened to them on January 2...
Okay I think. The seller is like a doctor, the creation is useless.
I approach and ask the underwear I need, communicating the necessary tactical and technical characteristics, so to speak. He listened carefully to the first class. and clarifies:
On the chest?
In general, somewhere in our world there is a person who believes that the underwear is for other parts of the body.

A friend talked about problems with his elderly mother.

It does not give in to any, even the most powerful, logic.
CHC: If she had read in the ZOZ or her books of traditional medicine that, say, heroin helps from joints, and bought it, spent my pension for six months, and I would come and let her explain, she would foolishly ignore me, pretending to be kind of "what hernia you carry." Watch video on the Internet would also not become with the words "fu, you show me this, take it away, nonsense some"
CHC: And if I started taking this heroin from her, she would begin to scream, like what you do, raised a son called, oh oh oh oh oh.
That is, even such a powerful obvious thing as the harmfulness of heroin would not be an argument if she had been convinced of the opposite, but to prove it would have become I... only would be offended and everything.

Such things.

Fursov said that in the wake of the slaying, the Japanese explained the peculiarities of their mentality - the Americans won, so they are vassals and must obey. If the 'Segun' weakens and loses authority, the vassal treaty ceases and it will be possible to tick the 'Segun' a little in the back with a samurai sword. The Bushido Code.
But the Japanese did not defeat the Americans, but the Soviet Union?
Killer of the Half-End: It’s all difficult there. While the USSR was throwing the Quantum Army in Manchuria, the US was throwing the peacekeepers of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The results are impressive. In Manchuria, the Japanese lost 84,000. Soldiers are killed. And in Hiroshima and Nagasaki more than 200 thousand. killed civilians. Not counting the same many later curved from radiation disease.
And so yes, of course, Stalin is a man-eater, and the USSR is an empire of evil.

The New Year Gift,
Bringing the most positive – plastic mouse for cat!

Working cell phone, the old Samsung C-140 refused to move to 2015. His calendar ended. and :(
XXX: And I told them that it was necessary to take the Nokia - the Nokia calendar until 2031.

If the socks do not scratch the legs when wearing, they are still clean.

Lav: He decided to demonstrate control of the voice.
Lav: On the phrase “go naked”, the monitor is turned off.

The original:
Only, for the third year, wearing a beard, I stopped giving, on holidays, a cream for/after shaving.
= is
Guy, if I understand correctly, while the whole herd of sheep in panic was purchased with a grapefruit/twenty coffee maker/machine, did you get stuck in a bag of clothes? Do you put them wherever possible? and ;-)

Are you still sober now?
He is my sober.
I’m not about Lenka, I’m about you.
He says, “Your doesn’t understand.
She: I understand...

The drivers of St. Petersburg are not satisfied. The snow was not cleaned, they were not satisfied. Removed the snow together with the asphalt - again not satisfied. You will decide!

smbar

Yesterday I realized that my socks were over. Gathering them all, I washed them. Dry up on the balcony. In order not to blow the wind, everyone tied a knot to a rope. At night there was minus 26. I look forward to spring...

The father took Omerica:
On IMDB something went wrong and in the lists of films instead of Russian "B" appears Latin "Y". Now I have in my lists: Through the Yelena, Y Cpalne, Leaving Las Yegas, Y Remembrance of the Titans and other interesting movies.

We go to a meeting with a friend. Talk to the owner:

HH: but she does
WOW : What?! to
I didn’t remember how to write correctly.
Tag: is down
HGH: Probably
Damn, don’t write that anymore. I began to think that there could be

Surprisingly this:

Correspondence M/Z (Jo - for thirty, We - far beyond forty)
M "Happy New Year! I finally found you!! How to live, family?"
J - "In divorce, the third year... The son went to school this year... It was unhappy, somehow"
M - "Yo-ho!!! So you are free now? Can I take care of you? The Yoshkin cat. I had dreamed of it since the 6th grade!and "
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The age difference is about 10 years.
In the sixth grade, he dreamed of caring for a baby?

According to my wife, sex is what people do when they want to. There is nothing to do...