A little girl is always surprised where her dad goes when Santa comes. After the fight of curants and receiving gifts, she follows Santa in the hope of embodying her father in the first incarnation of Santa. But instead of removing her beard and fake nose, Santa begins to wear her father’s human skin.

On January 4, a strike of burunduk, hamsters and other small rodents broke out in the forests of Russia.
They already refuse so often to replace the protein on calls from settlements.

The hero-saviour did not like to remember why he pulled a drowning bald nudist.

Russian Museum in Minneapolis, Facebook page, comments under the poster of the lecture on intercultural cooperation.

Q: What do Russian artists think about the invasion of Russian troops into Ukraine?
Russian artists don’t think about politics. They think about art. If you have a desire to think about art, come to a lecture. If you only have the desire to think about politics, you can do this in the vast territory of the United States, located outside the Russian museum.

January 4, 2016 Press release of Hell.
“We are tired of painting our employees in green and paying them for a trip. To send to the especially distinguished New Year's holiday. Please do not celebrate with such zeal!

Yesterday was obviously an interesting day – I slept all day.
Yyy: Yesterday was obviously an interesting night – the moon was full, beautiful.
Zzz: Yesterday was obviously an interesting evening – it was an interesting meeting.
Vvv: Today was a clearly interesting morning – I met a logic, a poet and a sociologist in one chat. ^D

xxx: A tablet is a toy, there is no need for a keyboard, except to watch porn
zzz: I’ve already broken my whole brain – why a keyboard for porn?? to

8mia: We had a keyboard that can be folded into a pipe.
Her cat ate, and then bled with the buttons.
It will not lead to good technology.

The answers *

Q: What do guys think about love by 30?
M: They think that love is hidden from the girl under the shirt, and are upset when again they do not find her there, and go to the next girl.

Culinary website before the NH:

xxx: Beautiful)))I imagine how delicious ))Sadly I can’t try :’( ++++++++++++++
Yyy (author of the recipe): Why?? to
I don’t have any cheese ?
Yyy: There is no sausage? ? Where is this desert?
xxx: France))))))))))

From the Hubble, from the article discussion that Mark Zuckerberg wants home artificial intelligence like Jarvis of the "Iron Man":

XXX: Why not? In my opinion, it’s much more convenient to say “Jarvis, include the latest album of the % group%” or “Jarvis, reduce the brightness of the wall lamps by 30%”, Being anywhere in the apartment/house.

Yyy: And Jarvis is like, “Did you buy the group’s last album of %group% or you from VKontakte?”

I would like to thank everyone who launched the fireworks for the new year. Thank you for having extra money for my pleasure.

19249, your feelings of others are like the feelings of believers, and very far away. It's shit that someone is uncomfortable to carry bags, someone is cold at +20, and someone's rain ruins his hair. The weather should be favorable not for your comfortable ass, but for everything living. In the summer there should be plenty of rain, and the heat is moderate (for our strip a lot - bad). There should be a lot of snow in winter. It is also necessary for nature. It must be cold. Freezing when needed. So that the trees and other plants do not bend, and the animals that have to sleep in the winter - sleep.
And for you, refined beings, there is any clothes, heating, gas and electricity, umbrellas and rainbows, public transportation and saliva reagents, a sedative, after all, all for your refined comfort.

Oh yeah, and it-heppens, are they all shuffled?

I watch a movie about the police and there is this dialogue:
I calculated her IP address and she just got out on the net again!
from where?
- I can't find out - it's dynamic and not attached to a certain place
) ) )
Are they not in the studio of admin?

A supermarket saleswoman working for the seventh day in a row on January 3 still said to buyers "New Year's Eve", but on her face was a large font written "so that you die!!"“!”

A friend congratulated me on the New Year:
Hello, Happy New Year! How is life, what is new?
Hi, you and the next one. Okay, I bought the car.
and oh! And what one?
Indesit...

In the new house, the capper is as cold. Eating a cake in the chicken is something new.

Sunday is a tragic day. Saturday is far behind, and until Monday it is already hand in hand.

On December 31, I noticed one New Year’s miracle, a real miracle that can be seen once a year... All the cash that are in the store are working!