Why don’t you have a girlfriend?
YYY: Well, because the costs of energy, time, and the means to acquire and operate it are disproportionately high with the benefits it brings. It’s like inventing a machine to tie the ropes. You will spend a lot of time, money, and effort, and there will be not much of it.
xxx: that is, you're going to tie the ropes by hand all your life?)))

The xxx:
I’m not going to eat snipers anymore.
YYYY :
Why is?
The xxx:
Von Wolfkova ate and became a terrible man

xxx (21:45:51 14/02/2011)
How is the weather

yyy (21:46:00 14/02/2011)
and fucking

yyy (21:46:10 14/02/2011)
I am on the network.)

About the cancellation of the transition to winter time:

All the cows there are disgusted more wildly that they are suddenly fed and fed an hour earlier or later than the usual schedule. BigMacki then with a taste of despair.

xxx: You will always say "I don't want", and you will have a child unwilling.
YYY: If I’m going to always say ‘I don’t want’ I won’t have a child at all!

One film forum has a theme about computer toys and consoles, 760+ pages. And there is a constant quarrel on the topic of "Crysis vs Console". Adminov is fun, they amuse the theme constantly changing names. Now she is called "The Best Prostitutes of Moscow". Today I go into the topic and see the following post:

- Yesterday my father approached me, said: Nihua se, well, if you forgot about your computer toys o_0

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Chacha got married
WOW :
What is?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Transmit by letters
Chaplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin

XXX: virginity is an extensive concept.

Today, on women's faces in public transport, you could see who has everything well on personal and who doesn't :D

I found a piece of paper on which I wrote down what I wanted to see on Google when the morning came.
There was written: “Toxicity of metro stations and their interaction with asphalt.”

A Japanese woman dreamed of a baby. What if I left Tokyo for nine months?
In vain he threw the coin into the fountain. Crus-Kun

Merl1n: How is it?
Kanaris: The provider enslaved me by increasing the speed of the anlim by 4 times

I got an apartment from a distant relative. There was no repair since the house was built-naturally, pipes and so on. Everything is hole. I started changing the toilet, switched off the water, removed everything as required. I decided to move a little bit (the new toilet in the shape is more lengthy - it would be uncomfortable to get up in the old place) and became a perforator to tap the floor - it was necessary to make a hose. 3 hours of day. I turn on the perforator, immediately ringing the door-neighbor from below, a bullshit-looking man. He has a child sleeping, so I have to wait until he wakes up, not to wake up O_o While I tried to explain that the matter can not wait until the child is asleep - I also have a family and everyone, forgive me, want to write, the man stood with a boring appearance, and then gave me in the nose. A "child" turned out to be 17 years old and he came from the club, so he sleeps..Now we judge.

Ivan the Terrible: Advice something easy and funny
Olga Sukić: Opričnina
Ivan the Terrible: Is this a snake?

Dear Egyptian rebels!
During your actions, try not to break down the pyramids. We will not build new ones.
The Jews.

My daughter burned today. I bought a gorgeous Valentine cake, ordered a table in a great place in advance...As if our first holiday together. I meet her this morning and with all my heart: “Happy Valentine’s Day, Sun!” and she says to me: “I hate this holiday.” I either meet him alone or with some idiot. Shut up tonight?

One step to freedom (23:56:50 14/02/2011)
The ancestors forgot to throw the envelope out of the condom and put it on the commod(!)
Juicebox (23:57:49 14/02/2011)
pc
One step to freedom (23:59:01 14/02/2011)
Grandmother in a coat (going together)
And he says why you have fantasies rolling, throwing it into your pocket
Juicebox (23:59:17 14/02/2011)
Does he tell you?))
One step to freedom (23:59:17 14/02/2011)
I see all this and quiet prudently.
Juicebox (23:59:57 14/02/2011)
I thought she decided it was mine.)
One step to freedom (00:00:04 15/02/2011)
Her sister goes out and asks her grandmother to stay.
One step to freedom (00:00:26 15/02/2011)
She takes off her coat and throws it on the chair.
One step to freedom (00:01:19 15/02/2011)
In half an hour he will leave.
He asks my father to bring a coat.
He raises it up and gives it.
One step to freedom (00:01:33 15/02/2011)
It flies and flies on my knees.
Juicebox (00:02:27 15/02/2011)
You are lucky.)
One step to freedom (00:02:31 15/02/2011)
Father with widening eyes takes it and picks grandmother back into his pocket.
One step to freedom (00:02:38 15/02/2011)
The Curtain

My colleague served cookies.
I: Do you not eat yourself? You put me something there, right?
He said, “Oh, you will be cut off and Valentine’s Day will begin with me!

From Smolla

Lord (18:32:11 14/02/2011)
I was in the subway and I saw a beautiful girl.

KMC (18:32:17 14/02/2011)
well and

Lord (18:32:40 14/02/2011)
This paragraph was interesting! About the conclusion of the Mendeleev-Clapeyron equation from the basic premises of statistics.

Lord (18:32:44 14/02/2011)
Are the girls here?

News on Rambler:
"Bulgaria extradited Russia the haishnik-extortionist"

The first comment:
And to Bulgaria as a sign of gratitude, deport Kirkorov, good exchange! andquot;