xxx: Did you hear that Chisora was hit by Klitschko on the weighing procedure?
Yyy: Well Dick, hit in advance, just didn’t know during the battle will be time or not.

The dogs will understand ;)
Bro, you won’t believe it.
We had a mole in Vernadka.
I am going out of the universe, suddenly a girl rises up from the window and from all of it - LOCK VA KOOOOR!
HH: It is OK.
HHH: So the mole has stopped after that!!! to
Honey, I want to meet you :)

My husband works in the call center of the Inet provider.
The male workers were asked to write a piece on the topic "Name 5 qualities that I differ from other men"
He wrote:
1) I am
2) not
3) are different
4) from
5 of them.

I have a sickness, I spend all my money on food.
Masha, this is worms!!! to

He is:
You are working?
She is:
Yes...
He is:
Where is?
She is:
in the medicine :)
He is:
In what area?
She is:
In the Actubian.

Sometimes mood can be improved only by harming health.

I work as Deputy Director. I took my family to the train station in the morning and came to work at 8:00 p.m. A new young secretary comes in with the keys in her hand and finds that I am all at work. and publishes:
Did you work all night?!! to
I did not let my wife go home (I decided to joke).
She:-... could call you, would arrange you at home... because I live without my parents, with two girlfriends...

And yet... How often our dreams are close to us (

A man who claims that a woman’s place is in the kitchen just doesn’t know what to do with her in the bedroom.

on torrent in the description of Assassin's Creed for Mac.

If you are the copyright holder of this product and intend to close this distribution, then read the spoiler below.

And the spoiler:
Please do not close this distribution. for Mac OS and so few good games... let people enjoy

Discussion on February 23:
Q: What category is your husband in?
Husbands are always the best
zzz: every day differently. hairstyles-like beautiful, mouth opens-like smart))))

I don’t drink vodka. I usually don’t drink.
HGH is a medicine. It cannot be drunk "usually", it must be taken with a certain disease. For example, with the flu. Or alcoholism.

iksss: be careful! I already drank a liter of beer and became dangerously smart.

I approached the office building, got up for business for five minutes, I go down, I approach the car, and next to it lies the wallet, I slowly unnoticed it up, I sit in the car and I start to wool it, shit turned out to be mine!!! to

Action by Chupa Chops! Gather 2,000 wraps and win a car...Now the guys can pump on the steep car!

I cleaned the pot, the bowl. I understood that if I count them every day to the glow, then the bodybuilders will be chickened.

XXX: The only thing that has attracted my attention in this town is the building store with an interesting name DeStroy :-)

During the recent Russian-American UNRWA talks, Michael McFaul, who participated in them, insisted on imposing a proposal on our delegation that all mobile ground missile systems Topol-M and RS-24 Yars should be equipped with a two-meter-diameter distinctive round sign on top, which would contain an individual UNRWA number - and the Americans would observe from space with their opto-electronic intelligence satellites for their movement, clearly identifying all Russian mobile missile installations and their belonging to a specific division and army of the UNRWA.

This persistence of McFaul in the negotiations caused a response initiative of the Russian delegation - McFaul was proposed that the American PLAs of the type "Ohio" were also equipped with similar identification digital signs, while they should conduct combat patrol in the surface position. In a word, "washed" by McFool.

After that, Michael McFaul remained silent and no more during all the negotiations with such proposals, designed for idiots, spoke.

We had a doll that said, “Let us embrace you!” at the slightest shock of the surrounding space. I am going to the toilet late at night, and a vivid voice from the dark says to me, 'Embrace me!', I jumped up, I thought this beast had batteries sitting for a long time.)

The central figure in the Yakuza hierarchy is OYABUN, which roughly corresponds to the Russian thief in the law.

What a bright title.

Q: Did you ever have a gun?
Yes, but it’s just a toy.
Q: Did you study at the university?
Yes, but only in Philadelphia.