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[ + 126 - ] Comment quote №25108
 21.01.2010
" in Peter -26!
Well and what? In Petrozavodsk minus 28 and they are silent!
Have you been silent for a long time?"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №25107
 21.01.2010
Pawn Master: I have an employee, married, and he tells me to get married
Pawn Master: I ask Nafiga, he answers – by fun
Pawn Master: And I really have the feeling that somebody once struck him just that :)

[ + 125 - ] Comment quote №25106
 21.01.2010
The xxx:
What is it about! I was here, when I came to France, to the mountains, the first thing I discovered Peter's man on the forester. All of us, including him, were wrongly parked. We all had fines. So the man on the Forester, as it turned out, simply struck the fine at the alpha of the neighbor and put it on the glass, so that he was not written out! After leaving, he put his alpha back. I am pleased, I went to bump.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №25105
 21.01.2010
Sun: I understood why cognac should be snacked with lemon.
Sun: Otherwise the mouth will be too pleased

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №25104
 21.01.2010
In ancient Greece, men accused of betrayal were sometimes subjected to a very unusual punishment: the guilty was cut off on the skull, and a large redis was inserted into the rectum.

It is severe))

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №25103
 21.01.2010
XXX(01:43:24 20/01/2010)
These girls are so predictable.

YYY(01:43:46 20/01/2010)
Didn’t she give it either? =) is

[ + 105 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25102
 21.01.2010
vamp: Once after the fissures decided to walk the theory of probability and instead it is better to drink a beer... Well, to support their walk with weighty arguments - they threw a coin.
If the barrel - we go for a couple, the eagle - drink beer. Once they threw - a grille, decided to check, the second time they threw - a grille, the third, fourth, fifth - a grille... Well, we think, exactly fate...
XXX and what? Going for a couple?
Vamp: Ah, stuzz )) I thought, well, her fooling this theory of probability – it doesn’t work anyway.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №25101
 21.01.2010
Only our staff at Gilkomservis are so harsh that they take the puddles off the roof right along with the satellite plates.
P.S with my satellite plate (

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №25100
 21.01.2010
Around our universe after the New Year hanged an announcement:
Dear High School Students and Teachers! Please do not place your car near the doorway!"

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25099
 21.01.2010
In the supermarket "Sampo" in Svetlanovsk organized a showcase for Valentine's Day. Hearts, souvenirs, red, pink, all as always.
Only on the beautiful red-colored packages with beautiful white candles clearly, white on the transparent, it is written on the side: "Tomb candles."

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №25098
 21.01.2010
No, it happens...

LaCie has released an original flash drive in the form of a key called iamaKey.

Stone on site:

Advantages: Good speed, original design, reasonable price.
Disadvantages: Very original design.
Comments: Hanging on the keyband... Inserted in the front panel of the system and by habit - checked...

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №25097
 21.01.2010
XXX is
and a guitar accompaniment.

YYYY
ha ha! Finally it! You, Scuco, have been fucking my brain literacy for two years. For two fucking years you’ve corrected almost every one of my messages. But I waited... I waited for my hour and, shit, waited! This is a good "companiment"!!! You have made a mistake in a word, the correct writing of which is known even to me, such an illiterate ignorant, whom you have corrected TWO, STUCKO, YEARS!!!! and bite!

XXX is
Well what can I say... 2547:1 in my favor.

YYYY
by Scuco)

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25096
 21.01.2010
A shit is when someone mistakenly comes to you on WebMoney 2.5 million wmr and, shit, with a protection code!!! to

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №25095
 21.01.2010
Gluk: In Prielbrüssel, Adil-Su, there was a case when a man flew 500 meters and survived. On the wall, the climber broke the bandage to kick and at this moment slipped, fell. Under the wall was a thick layer of flourishing snow and a smooth melting of ice. He landed gently.
QDiesel: And it probably didn’t get bad.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №25094
 21.01.2010
Fred
Valentine
Vardy
Aha
Fred
Listen, do you remember how your urine was roasted on a bowl? To synthesize phosphorus
Fred
How then your house smelled 3.14ch
Vardy
There was chemical excrement.
Vardy
and sho?
Fred
Nico, I just remembered.
Vardy
I thought I would tell you about the technology.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №25093
 21.01.2010
Noah... khm. I want to hear how you live
Buddha: I live like in a fairy tale – I am the Elf, and all around are Goblins.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №25092
 21.01.2010
BadCorporal: No, well, I understand... Baptism, that’s... but that my mom, coming from the church, sprinkled my open note with holy water...
HDD is broken?
BadCorporal: Here is the Fig! I was most shocked when I found out that four viruses died within a minute.
Gemini: 0_o
BadCorporal: Now I will periodically water myself

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №25091
 21.01.2010
I have not slept all night...
WOW: The kids did it?
No to VAT. and :(

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №25090
 21.01.2010
LoadHigh: is it out?
Bambr: There were no
LoadHigh: Will you call me?
Bambr: Where is it? to them?
LoadHigh: well
LoadHigh: say
"Is this a gay club?"
"No, what did you get from?and "
- "Why do you, Pidaras, do not take the technique... "

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №25089
 21.01.2010
From love to hatred for a presidential term

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