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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60273
 18.02.2012
My girlfriend left me because I paid too little attention to her. Or something in that spirit. I don’t remember what she told me.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №60272
 18.02.2012
I watched porn yesterday! % of
WOW : What? With your audacity? and porn? Where is? O_O
In the mirror. She did not close the door of the closet. ^ ^ ^

[ + 45 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60271
 18.02.2012
The Lady:

What is the point in all nail lacks such a short brush, which does not reach the lacquer already when a whole third is filled in the container? Butterflies, manufacturers of nail dye products are brutally trolling us.

and
Tell your man to do the following: open the bottle, clean the brush to the base of the stem with a liquid to remove the lacquer, dry for 10 minutes, heat the stem closer to the base with a lighter so that the plastic becomes soft (clean with a liquid to remove the lacquer is necessary - otherwise it will burn), and stretch to the desired length. I’ve done this operation for my wife several times.

PS: It's not about poverty, it's just so real that it's easier than a lacquer to buy)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №60270
 17.02.2012
How heavy is the dog age:
In the rain, in the snow, and in the rain.
A man is chasing from home.
It makes you catch!

[ + 62 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60269
 17.02.2012
I’ve spent my whole life with cheap $15 headphones. I recently received a gift for $200. And, apparently, my favorite song is performed not only by a drunk keyboardist and bassist, but at least another guitarist, flute player and someone with a triangle. The keyboard may still be sober. At the end of the recording, someone was very quiet. O_O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №60268
 17.02.2012
Enjoyed a curious question on the movie site: "Don't tell where to buy the same grass that was smoked by the translators who translated the title of the film "Seeking justice" how "The Hungry Rabbit attacks"?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №60267
 17.02.2012
There is no more sad spectacle in the world.
The falling member of a man at the mine

[ + 26 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60266
 17.02.2012
True friendship is to transmit 7 gigs via Skype.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №60265
 17.02.2012
We have a small building in which we work.
Not so long ago, a new cleaner appeared, a young maid slightly over twenty, with the intelligence of a fifth-grade and the eyes of a poor cow.
He killed me the day before.
I am sitting in a warm and light toilet, reading a book.
Here steps behind the door, pull the pen, the door is closed.
Five-second pause and the alarming voice of Vicky:

Who is there?? to

So what to answer, Blake? The militia? The sanitary? The Santa?? to

Through the compressed laughter he gave up his own!! to

seemed to calm.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60264
 17.02.2012
c - student, z - deputy dean and teacher of metro machinery

Q: How long do I need to take the course?
Q: In general, until May, but personally you will be riding with me at the department on December 21, 2012, all normal people will die at home in front of the TV with the family and you with me at the department :)

c) The Phoenix

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №60263
 17.02.2012
She started doing repairs in the kitchen, allowed her daughter to paint on old wallpapers, saying at the same time: "You can even write a matyug" (she's already a big girl, 12 years old). I go into the kitchen after a while and see the inscription on the wall with large letters - "MATYUYUG" - This is education!!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60262
 17.02.2012
Why Do We Need Cognac?
Would you like to love this beautiful nymph tonight?
Oh yeah yes!
What about a charming small armored train?
No is!
That’s why, Constantine, we need a cognac.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №60261
 17.02.2012
Discuss the patch to the skyrim, which allows you to smash as weapons any things (toughs, blades and other sludge). The first stone:
"Thanks to you!! Dragons on the Ride! The damage is small, but psychological trauma - for a lifetime! :D :D :D :D "

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60260
 17.02.2012
xxx: For several years I met with an ex-girlfriend who principally preferred to sleep at the wall. Now the new girl just explodes the brain: she sleeps no less principally. I have a paradigm break!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Take them both into bed and sleep in the middle.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №60259
 17.02.2012
Prep is frank:
I was once spied by students, so one got a notebook and asked me about it, and the other on the phone shoots..."

Kholodkov Bros.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №60258
 17.02.2012
I won a beauty contest!
WOW is good. What had to be done there?
ZZZ: Well there is a diphile, they look at you as you are cared for, how you have your body, a talent contest to sing or dance.
Does this remind you of nothing?
xxxh: defile, evaluation of care, talent competition... I think I remember. We were in this competition in 98, right? Only then was it called a large breed dog exhibition.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60257
 17.02.2012
Correspondence with a classmate, now a biofak student:
XXX: I gave up my body. 3 but gave up.
YYY: AAAA AAAA! Students take organs at exams!!! How to live without the liver?
XXX: The body is nothing else. Last year I gave an anal.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №60256
 17.02.2012
I searched the internet for contour maps, stumbled on 'Download audio book "Contour maps. History of Russia.' takes 425 minutes, I thought.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60255
 17.02.2012
You are my biggest disappointment. If I knew who you were and what you were, I’t talk to you. Great was faith in conformity with the image of reality. Melancholy smart beautiful girl
Dark Water: So I am a funny, stupid, ugly boy.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60254
 17.02.2012
News: The United Nations recognizes access to the Internet as a basic human right
Ogre: But people without the internet never knew about it.

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