In the morning of December 31st.In the salon "Eurosets" a man flies in and asks for a cable to charge.Minute after twenty already arranges a cable, a new phone, a bunch of plugins.Looks at all this and cries:"Nihren himself, jumped for a minute to buy a cable.Something I am now afraid to go to the market for potatoes"

[ 1 January, the Answers ]
X: How much is organ transplantation now (lungs, liver, heart, etc.)) is?
Y: Figase, normal guy New Year noted)))

So, my lords and lords, the year 2015 that has been talked about so much has come! The men! Who of you is the most brave? Who will wear the first two cravates?

here here :

We were all forgotten again. The one whose name cannot be pronounced out loud, has been late with his speech for an hour! The holiday of Kamchatka! I am

Do you only need the most important one?
You better put your local TV-alcatelers in a piston. Apparently, these people ate while spending the old year, and slept sweetly in salads, completely forgetting about work.

Winnisepu: When looking at the diagonal view of the new year’s lights, the classic “In the nightclubs after two o’clock in the night, the wild dances of the drunkaness of the marriage market begin.” Replace the "marital" with the "estradary" and alles.

This is not when Halloween in Russia is noted: out of the leap of impurity from the screens climbs...

How to explain to a cat that the New Year has passed and there will be no more chicken breasts, shrimp liver and low-salted seed? And why is it time to go back to the boiled dishwasher with cabbage and not get out?

Peter's New Year was so harsh that I was just ripped by the tram.

The person who started dusting at 9 a.m. on January 1st has no soul.
It is expected that during the deal he also received a perforator...

This is what a fuck you need to be to turn on the perforator at 19-01, 31.12.2014 and start to crack.

Issue of X-Men
On the bottom of the Baikal, 15 cameras, fifteen! I’m not in a single place :ny_tik:

by barbequex
Jasurala, at such moments I realize how much life on the bottom of the bike is more interesting than in the shore...

All with a new year!! Good luck and goodbye to all!! to

I hate the cat. To get the time to smell under a tree a minute before the New Year - it has to be able to...

Yesterday on the tree lost male seal white / yellow gold (very massive), a large diamond, on the edges of 8 small, author's work. Congratulations on a happy new year!

< twins> the weather is offgenic. by 27
Twins> family member tells how she travelled in Dubai
< twin> back, I say, welcome to Dubai

1 January. Wife to husband:
We need to take the rubbish out, and Lenny...
The husband:
Who is the eagle?! to

Discussion of the video recording of the crash of the land cruiser, which flew under the sign of "go down the road", and the gazelle:

Incognito: I wonder what he thought when he tried to jump through.

Direxe: About the Court in the case of Yves Roche. Here he goes and thinks: well, Yves Roche says he has no pretensions to anyone, Navalny says he has nothing to do, the prosecutor's office has no direct evidence, and the court nevertheless makes a conditional, but sentence. Second sentence in a year. What is the shit of the grey goat. And there’s that dumb gazelle from where to get.

Today we were congratulated by the Deputy Doctor on behalf of the Administration.
I quote :
Dear colleagues, on behalf of the administration, I congratulate you all on the coming New Year. I wish you good health and all the good. Health is the most important. There will be health, we will earn for life. Children are sick, they are sick and, God give them, they will be sick!

Do not do good to your neighbor, for he will rejoice in you and rejoice in you.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: in the county found an announcement by chance - a poor family will be grateful to donate an inexpensive computer with an office. And I just understood the mess, I collected 2.5 systems. I called, took the address - in the area of the stop. I come, I sit with a compost at the stop like a bomb. And O miracle, this miracle comes in... at the expense of Octavia the Negro...
Life is pain?
Noah, as it came, so it went. I would have such insufficiency.

Bones: He came out of the balcony, his elbow hit the tree, fell on a cat sleeping in a chair. 1 to 1, CHO!