February 14: in Japan, the holiday of naked men, in the United States - the day of condoms, in Germany - the day of the mental sick.
1111: Tomorrow you will be able to peacefully congratulate a Gondon with his favorite American holiday.

From the Literary Forum:

I am angry with everything today, most of all, the subject of OBJ. The model is this:
First-second-third class: "Children, the road must be switched to the green light..."
Fifth class: "Students, if you hear the evacuation signal..."
8th Class: Young citizens of Russia! Anti-gases are three standard sizes, calculated from the radius of the head.
Tenth class: "Students, if you hear the evacuation signal..."
11th grade: "Children, the road must be moved to the green light..."
It seems that the peak of development we have already passed...

WOW: Do you love me?
Tag: I love
Tagged with: bhubble
Tagged: love
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fuck you are shorter.

How is the session?
I will cut the cylinder of the second order by the method of parallel sections on the linear surfaces and half-axis all off the hiperboloid you are two-band!!!!!!by 11111
Q: When is the transfer?
WOW tomorrow...

Sometimes, listening to someone from my acquaintances, I want to scream "The HGH grows! See also 180! We are losing him! It is...". Then run and give in the mouth.

So on February 14th:
Day of Computer;
Day of Mental Ill People in Germany
The anniversary of Chikatilo’s death penalty
the day of lovers;
The festival of naked men in Japan.
In the United States, the day of condoms.
So we celebrate the day of a falling in love, mentally unbalanced computer worker-exhibitionist, walking around the street with a condom on his ass and a poster with a photo of a chikatilo in his hands.

XX: What conclusions did you draw from our meeting yesterday?
Yyy: That a woman’s breasts should fit either in one or two men’s hands!
XXX: The Young Man

ALEN

I went to the kitchen to eat. Kitty ran with me to the refrigerator. I open the door of the refrigerator and from there a package with the inscription CHREN falls to us. I looked into the refrigerator from the cat, and there really fucking, there is nothing. They looked at him sadly and went to sleep hungry.

article-comparison of Mazda 626 and Opel Vectra.comments:

Justice: I am on the go.
I am for Opel.
Wife Bunshi111: I am for strong alcoholic drinks
I am for a strong and prosperous Belarus

From comments to the news about the theft of the statue of Tutankhamun from the Cairo Museum:

Branch No. 158
# by
It will be replaced by the Mubarak mummy.

With the power of the mask, you understand.
That is a murderer.

and drunk. The girlfriend sits in the appropriate condition, suddenly she receives a text message from her mother: "I will call at 1", i.e. I will call in an hour.
The girl looks seriously at the screen of the phone and gives the sacramental: "Mom, while you call one, I will be at zero."

The cat walked into the servette at night and tagged the money. My lips are stupid. Now everyone will know who these 5 thousand are.

All revolutions take place under the slogan "There will be no worse!“Every time it turns out that it is even worse.

I decided to take care of myself and do the exercise in the morning. She laid a blanket on the floor, lay down... and fell asleep.
I went to work (

Officials... bribes... oligarchs... police. And until October 17, there are six and a half years!

On the evening of February 13:
Tomorrow, again, this horrifying feast.
Is it Monday?

HHH
Discovery member showed
WOWU
The Elephant?
HHH
humanity
WOWU
Still a man! →? to
HHH
Yes is

3 people called me a Jew
2 people said I am James Bond
2 people named Boyarski
Two people named Michael Jackson
1 said to me "O! by Antonio Banderas"
I bought a shit hat.

Medvedev banned the export of Kuril nurses to Japan
Japanese in panic: total stocks of Kava will be enough for 3 months

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