The new year is fasting for us.
Everything will happen soon.
What will dream
A flying skateboard.

Review of the game laptop:
A gaming laptop is like a front-wheel drive SUV, or a mansion with courtyard amenities.

and sad:

Someone, give me back my childhood, Santa and a fun mood.

Your childhood has gone nowhere. You understand, when you are an adult, you create your own holiday, mood, and you are Santa Claus yourself.

We were all forgotten again. The one whose name cannot be pronounced out loud, has been late with his speech for an hour! The holiday of Kamchatka! I am

A little morning poetry.
Department of Construction from its office:
"And from our window the dawn of light is visible!!and "
Economists from their office:
"And from our window Lenin Square is visible!!! to
My colleague in the throat.
"And from our window you can see the NEVEWEN KRAN!"

Manager: Well, because it is lunch, 30th and you have to drink champagne and eat a mandarine...And you don’t need the calendar quarters for the New Year?
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We have a 31st worker in the country, if anything.
They have eaten a mandarine almost since November, and then they say that the small business in this country does not shine anything, even if it is half-broken.

XXX: Is it a celebration?
Yyy: want to sleep and not work, it is considered a holiday?
xxx: and
Eeee, then it feels

Wife and Teisha - sunrise somewhere in the Alps...
Question: What number, until these two suckles, that we are not bored without them?
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So what... are you, the sweaters, still married? Related to Divorce, are you afraid to catch a rock, saliva? Then struggle until death, and do not stumble.

In the cinema on the view of the Hobbit, the scene of Turin in the hall with the golden floor...
Wife:"They poured a beautiful sticker..."

Someone, give me back my childhood, Santa and a fun mood.

Dolboye, explain me why, in your opinion, a holiday is to gather a crowd of people at 15 in a two-bedroom apartment, to wrinkle music on the whole coil in one room, and to gather yourself with a pit in another, to close the door to the room where music (because it prevents the shit) and run every 10 minutes to smoke in the entrance?

Olivia, is this Olivia? as it does not, a little, at a time, for one and a half potatoes, for one small cucumbers, it still gets - TAZIK...

As you meet the new year, you will spend it.
Sleepless and with a broken daily cycle.

to this:
There are people in the subway who go on a shering, and still barely move their legs.
It is necessary to make distinctions, similar to buses on the roads, for sharp passengers. And for violation to punish with a pinch under the ass.
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Also angry, but not in the subway, but in different centres in their city (we do not have the subway). I remembered - the first time when I came to Moscow for a 3-month internship, in the first days I was surprised that on the escalators in the subway people stand on the right, skipping on the left side of the more hasty (thought, well, to run on the escalator, what will decide some 1.5-2 minutes?) Weeks after 3 stays in Msk, found himself among the most running on the left side of the escalator.

I went to the neighbor now. They ordered the son of Santa Claus.

In short, he gives the child a gift to read a verse.

What should I say to Santa Claus?
Vodka in the kitchen.

“Oh, New Year,” I thought today, “it’s time to clean the hard and reinstall the Wind!”
Forever Aloe, Happy New Year to us! ^ ^ ^