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[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76965
 05.02.2013
<Arris> ya luzer :)
<Arris> I downloaded 3 gigs of music. Specifically Vinterriket. I hear, part touches, part is technological noise. Well, I sit, listen to what I don't like - I remove.
<Arris> After a few hours I look - the reading of the folder does not decrease. Fuck something.
<Arris> In a few hours, a strange picture is revealed - I am killing the file. uTorrent detects that the composition of the downloaded files has changed, recounted the hash and merged the killed file again! by Facepalm

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №76964
 05.02.2013
Tucked on Sunday in the control of the television, got on the broadcast of the Golden Grammophone. They killed the filming room. A feeling that without silicone-pumped lips, women no longer go to a cultural event. Everyone in the room, the faces seem different, and the varens are the same.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76963
 05.02.2013
YYYY :
Yesterday was in Halle.
type of exhibition of universities and there type translate)
So we talked with the guy about Beckett and O'Brien)
With the Irishman
The Uncle

The xxx:
Oh, and what did you tell him? What is Landan from the Capitol of Great Britain?)))

YYYY :
I am a Greek Irishman.
by Blind
Dublin is the Cape of Island!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76962
 05.02.2013
XXX is
I have nothing to do
The end of the slave. The day
YYYY
Look at the Yandex how slowly but correctly the MCAD closes.
is fascinating)

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76961
 05.02.2013
Nickson (17:30:32 4/02/2013)
By the way
Nickson (17:30:39 4/02/2013)
Studying today
Nickson (17:30:51 4/02/2013)
The cat of Schrödinger.
Soidus (17:31:13 4/02/2013)
LOL
Nickson (17:31:17 4/02/2013)
The girls and the teacher asked what kind of breed it was.
Nickson (17:31:37 4/02/2013)
Teacher of Physics.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76960
 05.02.2013
From the interrogated: "I don't know whether to go to the public service, or whether to continue working".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76959
 05.02.2013
What is the name of the car to smoke?
Is it Ussy?? to

There were crocodiles for the battery XD

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76958
 05.02.2013
Vedma Sandra: I will share a thought. With genius is like with rolls. You can run and show them to everyone until the mouth is filled, and you can ride on them. And the rollers will all see, and as you ride - will be appreciated. And to run is better if the mouth beats still gather. :D

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76957
 05.02.2013
Photo discussion: a girl with her cowards down, and a few meters from her a guy is holding a computer.

xxx: I have one question, how did he not notice the girl in underwear lying on the bed???? to

YYY: I raise your question! I’m interested in it because it smells like a show. I’ll even hear the sound of a working combo and a roaring seduction, the sound of the cowards being filmed!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76956
 05.02.2013
xxx> Happiness in the universe I was working on Linux for the first time. I did labs. Can this be regarded as deprivation of virginity, or so, for the breasts spotted?
yyy> this is like the first kiss...
xxx> and
yyy> this is when you write something in the shell for the first time, you will learn how to control the conf-files, then you will smash for the silk.
yyy> the first time you put and configure a servo without graphics - all, you are not a boy anymore
yyy> but if you gather / put a gentleman - think, you got a good ass in the ass... although... maybe you gave a gentleman in the ass... no one knows exactly.
xxx> thanks for the review! I think by the end of school I will definitely lose my virginity :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76955
 05.02.2013
The coat is a symbol of the slave.
Are the helicopters the souls of the dead tanks?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76954
 05.02.2013
XXX is no. The worst thing I suspected was when Serega and I entered the guard, and he printed the documents to me from the very morning, and the chefir was welded. I put it on the wall, I say. And he looks at me complaining and "there’s such a story... I haven’t had a woman for six months"
XX: I thought I would get him there.
XX: Then it turned out that he went on a date so asking.
I had to let go :)))))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76953
 05.02.2013
A friend complains about cats, mole, wool, smells, etc. I say, I would have your problems – I have troubles with my wife every night. He said, “Don’t tell me, my wife knows where to go.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №76952
 05.02.2013
In "Stalker" one night I sat down to play. I took the quest to kick the chimera, pursued her, shoot, she jumps on me and I feel a sharp pain in my right hand. My mother barely got. It turns out, the cat was desperate through the headphones before me to get home and from the irritation of the cuticular leg crumbled on the elbow. You say “the effect of presence.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76951
 05.02.2013
Yyy: We have a cat named Bartholomew.
xxx: how pathosno to) we have simply and essentially, Gas or just Gaz
xxx: because gas by definition is the state of a substance in which it seeks to fill the entire volume given to it, this definition is clearly applicable to our thickness.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76950
 05.02.2013
Tracking the track:
01.02.2013 10:31 KIROV Processing // Profit arrived at the place of delivery
01.02.2013 10:36 KIROV Failed attempt to deliver // Temporary absence of the address

After five minutes, the postman ran to my house. Despite the fact that it may be confused with the house or apartment, So he didn’t get to me, ran back to the post office, hit the base that I wasn’t at home. From the post office to my house about 500 meters. A sprint speed. We are dealing with the Russian Post. and :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76949
 05.02.2013
The working day. Hours ago, everyone here at our department was at work - dohuya work, dohuya work.

Now all the 20 minutes are watching the fur crawl on the hill under the window.

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №76948
 05.02.2013
Hellish (12:42:33 4/02/2013)
The Old Great Anash
Hellish (12:42:35 4/02/2013)
Oh is
Hellish (12:42:38 4/02/2013)
Our great country

[ + -16 - ] Comment quote №76947
 05.02.2013
XXX: Believe me, in reality this is a frying soul fucking
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I saw her without makeup this morning.
xxx: my cock tried to hide in my pocket, then, rope from horror, used in the ass

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76946
 05.02.2013
As for the boys, I want to tell you that now a lot of people read books, and the classics, the clapters are in fashion again, I personally have more non-smoking friends who rarely drink on holidays, but there are girls who are ready for everything for the sake of the iPhone\lexus\ or something else today, but the more valuable are humble, smart and faithful ladies.

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