When I was a kid, my father had a friend whom everyone called Monika. I asked my father for a long time the question, “Why is Monika?” and he replied, “Well, because Monika, how can I call him?” One day we went fishing, and this "Monki" had a hollow, stolen from work gasoline, which he decided to share. And here I sit in the car, I look out the window, the men are standing on the street - smoking, Monika fills gasoline in the tank of the car, and I hear about this dialogue:
and men.
What is?
Bring me a cigarette.
It turns out that this monk smoked and poured gasoline, and only in the middle of the canister came to him that something was wrong.
I no longer asked the question "Why Monika?".

Here is this:
XXX is:
I am amazed by the genius of some people.

XXX is:
Aunt, went to her server 1c, saw a window there with a blue inscription. "Blue is almost green, and green means everything is fine" she thought. And I closed the exchange script that has been running for 6 hours.
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Why does the exchange script run on behalf of a regular user? Users are still in the admin group to make it easier?

oira66: I don't know if this magnificent phrase can be understood by a man))) "When my confidence falls - I lower my head, see my chest, and confidence returns".
Kolya: Men are getting more difficult: “When my self-confidence falls – I lower my head, I can’t see the penis, and I get worse.”
oira666: You can stand in front of a woman, lower her head and see her chest. The option too.
Kolya: You can not even lower your head, just cut.
oira666: Cutting is not confidence. Confidence has nothing to hide.

Here is the celebration before us!!! to
A: In the sense?
X: From the New Year came a new accountant... Beauty is such that it is very difficult to look in her eyes...
A: and...
X: Neighboring offices renamed its department to Bustgalteria :-)

Comment under the article on the hub about the VK bug, which allowed by the phone number to know the name and surname.
And I found who sent me an SMS of the kind “Andrusha, I love you, Khushenka” in 2004. It turned out to be a familiar guy :-)
The number waited for its star clock for 10 years in a text file.

I use Google Maps. It shows my location:
"The United States of America
Not here now? Repairs to"
Fix this annoying mistake, Google, move me to the United States!

>I wear my upper clothes.
Cat: It’s wet and smells of me, wow

Comics and EGE finally rejected the ability to read texts in which there is a link, plot and unlink. Now it is desirable that only one link remains in the text. Best with one paragraph. Anna Karenina was caught under the train. The photo. The point.

to this:
If a girl sleeps with three guys the night before the exam, she gets three. If four, then four. If it’s five, it’s a great rating. At first I didn’t believe it, and then I decided. It turned out to work. It’s already three sessions for one five..."
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I apologize, but should I do it simultaneously or in a row?
If it is not enough, then it will be useful.)

XXX: Rumor, you don’t have any interesting program... for something?

...held on the client’s compile WoT,...
Even the book "One Hundred Great battles" offered.
XXX: The Next

Oh, where is the continuation? Did he not write and he killed you?

In the topic of "old age" some: I am 20 years old, I still have somewhere stored 5 discos, I listened to vinyl discs and watched diaphylms on the diaprojektor. I remember the time when the cell phone appeared and gained popularity. I remember the OS system or how there... Windows 98 and big computers. And I know the word servant - still my grandmother stands! I understand that you are just old trolls that have overwhelmed the internet, but don’t underestimate our generation.

C of Habra:

So, what is needed to implement an ERP system in the company? Well, first of all, your toilets should be clean. The state of toilets is the state of the company as a whole. You will laugh, but it is. If the toilets are dirty, then first you need to solve system problems in the company, and then you can take an ERP.

My favorite is a sweet cat. There is a rabbit in the farm.

At the zoo shop, I am standing at the rabbit feed, I am taking pictures on my cell phone. The Seller:
What will you do?! to
Without a back-thinking, without breaking away from the process:
I send the cat’s rabbit food to Votsap for arrangement.
The seller was demoralized for a long time.

X: Skype is threatening me
Y: In what way?
X: I want to install it, but he writes not long left

correctly so:
"No rule without exceptions" is the only rule without exceptions. It is also an exception to the same rule.

and Alexander:
I became an uncle!! to
and Alexei:
and was?

Time is flying. Are there any former fiddles here?

You’ve been snoring all night again.
I didn’t sneeze, I was sneezing ;)

Why are mothers always trying to feed their children to death?

"Well, look, she took you on her arms at the nursery: three-five hundred kge, half a meter tall - and since then she has learned firmly that the child should grow well. On the doorstep with a pencil of centimeters marked, watched to eat well, gain weight... In twenty years everything was normal, and here heraks - the child suddenly stopped growing, aaa, panic! The subconscious gives a signal: feed urgently! Feeding even more! Logic, the child must grow up!