Write me something good.
Filed to:Albus Dumbledore
XXX is :

My dear, come soon! I will die waiting for you.
I will not go to the corpse.
She: I have invented it! It will be like in a fairy tale: you will come, kiss me and I will live!! to
I will not kiss the corpse!! to

xxx: My wife went to my parents for a couple of days, and I understood the translation of the word "Doshirak"
WOW :?? to
It means “Woman, come back!”and "

Linux has a vulnerability. The vulnerability is Windows.

You are not a simple guy! You are the perfect fool!
The Angel: The Thief! and man!
Ezechiel of Turin: Uraya! I am the perfect cowboy!! to
LOL: You know how to raise my mood)))

The morning.
She (crying into the neighboring room): sweet, got up?
He: Yes...
She: And you? and ;)

You understand the girl for the first time.
She touches me with my nails in the back, my first phrase:
You will make a hole in me!
What she responded to me:
You are making a hole in me right now!! to
The Lopata

On the water channel there is no water accident.I go from the store.I see, the brigade boils the pipe - removes the accident. Go to the Brigadier:
When will you finish?
The Brigadier:
In the morning we only cook the tube, not earlier.
I, by kindness of mind, suggested:
- Come in, we will drink a hot tea, we will cook peelings - you will eat dinner.
The Brigadier:
Okay, after a while, we’ll finish.
I am in Ah! This is what the power of peppers with tea life-giving does!!! to
He ran to the store for peelings.

"Heras, they are wearing our courage!!" said my brother watching our babysitters crawl out of the nightclub...

Would you like to end your life heroically?
He was killed while performing his duty. The spouse. The Foreign.

Somehow symbolic, ironically, in our city of Kuznetska, the Christian church is located on Darwin Street.

xxx: Someone know the antonym for the word "logic"?
YYY...
Tags: female logic

put a unit in the rating photo on one of the social networks to a random person, which received the answer:
-"I haven’t even seen such wretches in the mirror as you do"
This phrase will last forever.)

What are presidential elections?
"Well, it's like movies with Jim Carrey - I've seen it so many times and you know what's going to happen, but it's fucking funny!))

A couple of maths:
Teacher: The function tends to minus infinity...this is down down down down... whispering right into the bottom...

1: Why is the criminal case "induced", and not, for example, "created"?
Because this is done by the organs.
Three I immediately understand what exactly.

Isn’t you another Elf of that level?
Destroyer : No
And not an orc?
Destroyer: Yes No
Not a Druid?? to
The Destroyer: NA
Jan: Well here it is! At least one is normal! :)
Destroyer: I am a magician
Fuck it...

mrx: OK, we are about me, and about me. Let me talk about you. You are Who?

There are three great mysteries of the century:
Are we alone in the universe?
Who built the pyramids?
and...
I mean, I’ve got a crack in my back.

Now I remembered that I saw on TV news, as if the new coins of 10 rubles will be cancelled, and I was upset - they like me so much, such as gold ducats)))
Then I remembered that I didn't have a telephone, and breathed with relief - DREAMED))))