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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №106094
 29.11.2014
I sit in Inet today, went to the site of the growers of Maine Coons. Under the photo of the cat indicated her weight: 6200 kg. Something I don’t want to have a six-toned beast.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №106093
 29.11.2014
From the forum of winemakers, talk about hydroclosure:

Use of contraceptive products

yyy: I was ashamed that I put products with a strawberry taste on the banana braga. Now on apple only with apple. I think this is archival.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106092
 29.11.2014
The theme is the Internet of Things. The new technologies...
Chukovsky K.I.
The drinker whispered:
"I can’t go any further"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106091
 29.11.2014
Excessive filling to the face is just a wallet.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №106090
 29.11.2014
Gardening, 6 hectares, under Peter. The man found several shells on the site, called the militia, came, hung the flags, announced that the sappers would be, but - not immediately, and until then - the shells should not be touched, no one to let them, etc., and so on. A day, a week, a month passes, the man and his family are already accustomed to the shells, they are somehow familiar, but these are shells, and their place is not in the country, but in the field, and the sappers do not go and do not go. Tired of this man, he took carefully this gift to the doorstep of the local administration - and the police came, and the sappers, and quickly what was needed - did. Morality: interaction with the Russian state requires wisdom and courage.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106089
 29.11.2014
A very clever pig persuaded the wolf to accept Islam.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106088
 29.11.2014
to this:
Even if refrigerators have a transparent door, people will still open it and look into it without thinking.
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The light does not burn when the door is closed.
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In the pre-last season of the series, there is a moment when Hank approaches the refrigerator with a glass door and runs, the drum breaks, a photo element in the camera lighting up!
21 in the hole.
Cat, Odmin, Mother Siberian

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106087
 29.11.2014
Black Friday in the US: prices are falling
Black Friday: the Russian ruble falls

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №106086
 29.11.2014
Since the condensate began to be sold in bags, the main thing in the morning is not to make yourself coffee with mayonnaise (

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106085
 29.11.2014
The rate of the dollar almost reached 50 rubles.
"Pass" said the CBC. "Vest" said the forex market. "No 3!" said the population

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106084
 29.11.2014
Called from the provider to whom he left the application, they say (almost literally):"We were unable to send you a commercial offer, because we were not able to send you a commercial offer. I forgot to mention the address. You have the first main letter or not".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106083
 29.11.2014
Cut me down silently with a sequel.
And with their pile they crucified me.
Pieces in the bag you put me
Take me to the woods quickly.

Buried the change.
At the dawn of the day
It hangs on me.
Loans in Dollars
Do you live like that? and c)

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106082
 29.11.2014
macleod: November 27 Lamoda received the Ernst & Young Award in the nomination "Success in Russia"
Macleod: offices of one of the largest Russian online stores Lamoda are being searched
Lush: It is a success

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106081
 29.11.2014
That kind of girl...
Serena, B*# what kind of gentleness? Where is your hard and hard word?! to
Oh, that kind of girl!by 11

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106080
 29.11.2014
The crisis is more and more compressing the ass of the country: if earlier in the spam came offers to buy a business center and invest in Forex, now they offer to buy a self-propelled machine :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106079
 29.11.2014
What does it mean nothing? And what about Malevich’s greatest painting "Morning in the Pine Tomb"?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106078
 29.11.2014
XXX: They Remember
@XXX, Your activity was observed on Russian servers Ragnarok 2005-2008.
Those very golden years, when the porings were more pink, and the swallows clinged to the eye.
We would like to inform you that on November 28 at 21:00 the new server Ragnarok Online will open.
It will match the times when you played this wonderful game.@ by
XXX: Playing the game
YYY: Drug couriers never forget their clients

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №106077
 28.11.2014
For those who believe that girls are not interested in sex, have you ever heard about female orgasm?
How many species do you know?

Young people, youth

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106076
 28.11.2014
The fact that the iPhone will now be advertised in the subway means that the phone is no longer considered elite and intended for the proletarians.
How to go to fashion clubs?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №106075
 28.11.2014
here here :
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I decided to buy a newly purchased manual circular. Guess what was the first thing that got under her teeth?
Right, her network cable!
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Now you have learned on a clear example how items are added to the safety rules. You were lucky that it wasn’t your hand.

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