Everyone here complains how bad they are... but Edward the Hand-Sniper couldn’t even get rid of sadness!

If an Estonian drinks a brake fluid, he can move back into the past.

Is he still drinking his coffee through the tube or not?

Chuvak, who on January 17 in Moscow on the silver 14th with Chelyabinsk numbers wrote "WITH NEW YEAR, LAND", THANK YOU!!!))) That’s fucking nice!! ?
You can’t get to the top – but I want to say THANK YOU to the guy!!))

There is a new virus on the web - Piggy!!! It comes from trusted contacts! In any case, do not tap and do not open!!! Your password will be changed immediately and you will not see it again!!! Urgently at the top!! to

Article published in one of the newspapers of Irkutsk on 26 January 1926.

The council examined the invention together with representatives of the relevant authorities and allowed the expulsion of alcohol from human stools. From one pud is suggested to expel one quarter of a cane of alcohol. The stools should be peasant, as they eat vegetable food.

With regard to this note, the Soviet poet Demian the Poor wrote:

Now comes the time,
No day is a miracle.
Alcohol is run out of shit.
Quarter of Pudding
The Russian mind invented.
The envy of Europe.
Vodka is flowing.
Right in the mouth from the ass.
They took power.
We are over the new world.
We will be fucking clean.
And put on the air.
And then the man is Russian.
It will heal perfectly.
All types are rebuilt.
in the wine factory.
It will pay us,
It will feed the family.
The spirits will stretch the legs,
I closed my shop.
Pearls are gathered,
A shit tax will be imposed.
According to rumors very soon,
The ass is clogged.

The People! Do not open Piggy.zip! Stay without an asshole!! Immediately to the top!! to

Nebula is fucking! The washing machine spit out the socks through the sliding tube! Now I know exactly where they forever disappeared.

Wrong, fucking, in the Kursk hoppers. They took the money, bought a bucket. Drunk himself, encouraging the screams - don't change, man, we'll sing again! (This is by picking out a guitar in a cage from a passing chair and forcibly filling it with its own rabbit-on-cognac). But after asking “What can you do?” when I played Metla, they sang “Enter Sandman” in a choir, word-to-word with Hatfield’s intonations, and then asked for Arya, not older than “Hero of Asphalt.” But the last, who gave money for a taxi and filled a seed full pocket, and, sadly, stretched out - It is a pity that you are uneducated, you cannot lose weight with morbidities.

"Oka" Parody or not.
Once watched a holiwarker on the topic of "real jeep vs parketnik". He ended after the phrase:
"I personally know two real SUVs - a tank and BelAZ. The rest is compromises.

Support for the great filmmaker:

I apologize for this and it’s not funny:
I’ve never asked for anything, this is the first time. I’m looking for a movie that I’ve seen since I was a child. I can't find it anyway, I just didn't try, the last hope for you!
All I remember from the movie is one scene. The essence of which, as I remember, is that a large ship, on which there were many dwarfs, sailed to look for something on the island. The island was a desert. Because of this, there was a fight between them right on the sand and someone accidentally grabbed a skull or a stone in the sand and when he threw it, he broke the huge glass that stood on the island and on which this desert was painted, that is, it was so secret, and behind this glass was what they were looking for, some castle or what.
If you remember this movie, hurry away!
Give me what you need, please. thank you!
p.s I will not leave...
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This is, it seems, the "Bandits of Time" of Terry Gilliam. (Let the people see it)

My mother had a white-white, furry, furry cat. My mother was small. My mom loved to play with the cat.
One day she took the henna, holding the poor man’s arms and feet, and painted him. She was helped by her sister, who was 14 at the time. It was literally five minutes.
Someone is white. And henna was so good, insisting, Iranian. Previously sold in bricks. The thing.
Hana was well fitted with the wool.
The cat became nuclear-red. Just shrugged the eyes.
My mother was often sick. One day a doctor came.
I saw the cat, and he swallowed. As a result, he fucked a bark at the corner of the shelf hanging on the wall. and bloodshed.
I called the doctor for him. hddd

YYY: I once had a Russian matte dictionary. I gave it to my driving instructor when I was studying law.

by Ash
10 km on ski today, if I hold already

Kathy
Oh that! \m /

by Ash
For the first two miles, I didn’t think I lost it.

If you don’t understand a word in a technical text, don’t pay attention to it. The text completely retains meaning and without it"

c) Cooper’s Law

Comments under the screenshot of the online game Alloda

YYY: What a horror! The colour of the grass was ripped!!! to

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx What would you say, that blue shit, what should it be??? The idiot!! The grass is in the woods and in the flocks and in the heroes and in the bed green mill!!!! It is green!!! to

Status In Contact: "Hmm... I wonder... why did the mints come to my yard??" Updated 3 years ago

A strange night was, fragments of dreams some... Woke up purely formally, the brain is still sleeping... On the machine went to the bathroom to wash his hands, came out of the bathroom and on the question of parents in the spirit "why after sleep to wash his hands?" I answer:
Where I was wearing in my dreams...
O_O

Sexymiss: And I am normal. Not disturbed by Cullen, Vampires, Twilight. I will not wait for an eclipse.
Groul: The next movie is called Dawn!
Sexymiss: What are you rubbing me?!!! I have read this book 5 times! I don’t know the name?! to

RO$@ (23:55:43 16/01/2010)
As in the Pentagon.

Inkviz (23:56:54 16/01/2010)
They begin to suspect that I am a Soviet robber.

Inkviz (23:57:07 16/01/2010)
Can I remove a portrait of Lenin from the office?

RO$@ (23:58:07 16/01/2010)
It’s not just Trotsky.