Four friends have been on the same car for 10 years. Recently, one of these friends sold the car to another of his four friends.
All four are now shopping.
The question is, is this possible in any other country?

How would you translate "Like a Virgin"?
As a virgin
How do virgins translate? xd

I go to the metro today. In the middle of the room is a guy, a little over two meters tall. Very very high.
Mother and child pass by. Here the child breaks out his hand, ticks his finger at the guy and cries boldly, "Mom! Look at what a great attraction in St. Petersburg!

Yesterday I went to the toilet at the club, and I heard from the neighboring cabin: “Zaya, I’ll call you later... I’m cleaning the potatoes now.”

I went with my wife to the supermarket, took a basket. we go to dairy products. she chooses, I stand looking at the phone. then I pay attention that she folds the foods in the cart to another man, he stands in confusion looking at her. and she still asks without turning. yogurt you want? he's useful..".. we stand with a man laughing.. about myself I think so I would go with him and would not notice..

<Meg> I get the flu... I can’t go out and so, and even the sight I don’t have at the moment... bags of garbage in the house have accumulated five... today I didn’t stand, I endured.
<Meg> there guys at the entrance looked strangely at me.
I understand them: at night, the girl, looking cautiously at the sides, pulls five black plastic bags, throws them into the washing machine and quickly runs away.

hosted by,
My acquaintance on the submarine was swimming and said that they were ordered to navigate strictly only on the glonass. So the boat pops up and waits from 30 minutes to 1.5 hours until positioning. It was two years ago, maybe better now.

Koshelew,
Of course, it is better - so many satellites to drown, the submarines will now be fine.

Since the public of Bora has learned a new word "actually", the air again has a knowledgeable page...
THE RESULT(S) ON THE FACE is written separately only in the context of the recount of the porn film!!! to

Announcement in the newspaper:
Owned by "XH"
9 thousand rubles.
Conditions of Work
System of Payment: Salary
Schedule: 6 day working week
Requirements for the candidate
Age: from 20 to 40 years
Driving license: Cat E is
Why to bluff?! to

Read: What happens at the Kiev train station after the arrival of the bear
=Lex=: Two buses omon, a bunch of mints, the frame stands, everyone brakes
=Lex=: But through another entrance at least on the tank enter. No soul

From the Akado Forum:
A Swedish woman, for example: What do you think when you photograph a man in a Mickey Mouse costume... he is smiling inside?

Medvedev searched at Vnukovo airport: the president was pleased"

Pleasantly scratched behind the ear?

United Russia has allocated Nizhny Novgorod region 8 billion rubles for the repair of clinics.
All city and suburban buses in the whole region have posters with this information; on all free advertising boards in the whole region - posters with this information; in the center of the cities - stretches are hanged.

Question: How much money is left to repair the clinic?

The neighbors came down and complained, saying, the weekend, why so melt, calm your child. He brought her cat. They estimated the size, stumbled and left.

xxx: I sit in the kitchen, I drink Mintha, I don't touch anyone, from the neighboring apartment a penetrating cry of a little girl: "I KAKALA." It was hard to hold back, and my scream spread across the house: "I too". In response, a wild rust of young parents from the same apartment.

Attention, below follows boring shit, don't want to - miss it.
History from the cycle "Why I love living in this country":
Ambulance physician, 26 years old. I have a salary of 12,000, which is great. (For reference, ambulance doctors are called not only in cute homes to good people. They are also caused: to stinking, whipped, stinking bombs; to spidose addicts who, of course, do not talk about spidol; to sincere debils who throw on doctors with false, often sharp, objects.
Recently, doctors made a nice 10% increase. The headquarters decided just this case, then all the surcharges that went past the box should be cut off. As a result, after all the recalculations, the mother instead of 12 began to receive 9 thousand. Isn’t it really beautiful?

I wake up, I think: while the girl is in the bathroom, I will now do my business, I will prepare breakfast, just she will go out, everything will be ready. I rearrange everything, I wait. does not come out. I go to the bathroom and there is no one. I know I don’t have a girlfriend.
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Your post made Hiki cry.

Status in contact:
Do you remember drinking alcohol with friends when you were a child?:D
Buy it, you look older.
I go here often with my mom.

Commentary from the girl:
When I was a child, I bought it now.

P.S She is the 97th year of birth.
Everyone will draw conclusions for themselves.
Especially the parents.
Please miss it.

(The Prim)

A group of young girls. They act as follows:
You leave the supermarket, approach the car, load and want to leave. At this moment, two nice girls run to the car and tearfully ask to take them to the subway, they were stolen money, and there they will meet their mom. You agree. One sits in the front seat, the other in the back. And suddenly, the one that is bending in front of you and begins to make you minete. The second one is in the back seat at this time. They eat your food quickly. Be careful and careful ?

Medvedev: I believe that the leaders of the regions should contribute as much as possible to the consolidation of people on the land where they live, where their ancestors lived.
This practice was abandoned in 1861.