Admins received a whisper.
The general calls and says:
Why does the computer help the secretary to repair the expeditor? What are you doing there at all?
Admines in a... shock, call the secretary, ask what’s going on.
I didn’t have my computer on since morning. Danny and I tried to turn it on.
Why didn’t you call us???? to
So you tell me to overload the computer! How can I overload it if it doesn’t turn on me!!! to
–...

The curtain.

K: And why did Tolkien not write a book about trolls? Wouldn’t it be fun to see how the Hollywoods make a brutal green-skinned pair of fabulous mimics? Gnomes is simple.
H: Well, it’s simple, because with Snow White in the head, that gnome is a cute, hard-working shortcut, a rookie in a hood, an ornament of a lawn. And not a armored greedy mountain devil with an explosive character and a steel kiwi.

A cabinet in the office, three computers, one network printer that doesn’t work. Two techniques for each other:
- You need to repair the oven and out there (pointing to the remote computer) to put wood!
Sitting next to a woman kilogram under a hundred:
You killed the cockroaches! Should I repair the printer or not?

***: fame very wanted in the movie on somewhere there ronin
***: here "47" is harder to remember than "roninov")))

News from a well-known website:

Deputy Elbrus Tadeev proposes to prohibit naming children in honor of geographical objects.

Don’t like the country – think about what specifically you can do to make it better? ...

----If someone wants "... what specifically can you do to make it better?" he can simply shake up for the completion of the existing order.

- Well, specifically, I repaired the sandbox, developing a children's circle, I lead and teach my daughter to think critically, not to hide people and throw garbage into the urn.
Have they gone after me?

How pleasant to see Elrond happy, even if it's just Hugo Wyving fooling in front of the camera between the dubs!

to this:

If a girl sleeps the night before the exam with three guys, she will get three. If four, then four. If it’s five, it’s a great rating. At first I didn’t believe it, and then I decided. It turned out to work. Three sessions for five..."
YYY: This is probably such an act of ritual sacrifice to the gods of blasphemy and corruption, and that is why it works.

and ah. You just need to sleep with lectures, right?

Working correspondence of press distributors:
Theme: "All Turtles, and Ashan..."
XHH: position "Start set "Ninja Chubby"
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😉
zzz: straight so and I imagine - four Cheburaches and teacher - Crocodile)

XHH: I received an order from one management company to recover debts for ZKU. The only thing to do is the sea. In one apartment he saw three inhabitants: Choki Chan, Choki Chan, and Attention, Jackie Chan. A couple of dozen more apartments: Vladlen Norris, Angelina Norris...

I: Did I not tell you how I tried to feed my child with 2 sausages instead of 1?
The bone: No
I cut him like usual in pieces. He sat down and said, I asked for one.
I say, it’s one, it was just big.
And he says, why are there four asses? 😉
The deceit is not deceived
I: Now I’ll know that I need to think carefully.
The child is ready for adult life.
In life it is usually the opposite.
You need two sauces, and they give one.
Cut in half, and try to convince that it is not half, but two full-fledged sausages)

I bought for the holidays a small decorative tree in a pot - 40 centimeters.
I wanted to keep her dressed until next year.
And she moves in the growth of fresh shoots - already 10 cm. was out.
So in a year, she will break all of our giraffes and fall into the ceiling!

If you come home boozy, and you can't go to bed because of helicopters, you need to close your eyes, bow your head in the pillow and try to fall asleep right away.
Yyy: and if you miss by the pillow and bend your head down from the bed, the effect will be even brighter and significant.

Yesterday, in the kitchen, I heard you talk about me.
xxx: said you are an adequate guy and it's nice to communicate with you =))
YYY: Who is lying so deeply that I’m said to be adequate? and :)
I don't know, I immediately put him in the face.

xxx: Ordered in the online store rare figures, long removed from production (being sure that they will not be available anyway).
This shop is beautiful!
What are the figures?
HH: It’s not so easy. They called me back by the operator to clarify when I will be able to take the courier, business arranged with me on Friday from 13 to 18, clearly on time and "Well, do-see, wait for delivery"...
XHH: Robco I wonder: I'm sorry, do they really exist?
XHH: Surprising operator: "I have no idea! Did I say anything about existence? I was talking about the courier!"
Wow, the dick is right! 😉 The courier will come in any way. but if the goods are suddenly not there - they will just bring you their sincere apologies, take 300 rubles for delivery and leave.)
and fuck)

Gamedevskaya office, is going internal testing of MMOška

Tester: Drink me out of battle, please, tired of teleporting from battle to battle :( nick - KAKAXA
Programmer: First they call the character KAKAH, and then they are surprised that he is hanging between battles like a shit in the doorstep.
Tester: good scratch so that the bug does not fix ))

Teamlead: Hi, what are the results?
I was working on optimization. The method of collecting statistics on projects has been accelerated. Now it works in less than a second (formerly about 5 minutes).
Teamlead: Did you remove anything from sleep?

She: I want a man to be around, and there are bubbles around.
He is a woman 😉
he: we are also hard, I want to have a smart beauty with a fifth size nearby, but I have to tolerate those that are 😉)))

News: The head of the Russian Railways Yakunin called for the judgment of a member of the IOC who claimed the theft in Sochi.
Oh, a member of the IOC wrote that a third was robbed - so, this is defamation, we wasted no less than half!

1002 people per square km. A man per square meter, if rough.

Young people are not so rude.