I am currently on the paycheck. Next to it, a girl, such a glamorous blonde, approaches the stand.
Give me a corby.
Do you have pink?
D: Fuck, what is it? Is it because I am a blonde?? to
P:... (in confusion is silent)
A: Yes it is pink.
How is it there - "this generation has grown"?
Here’s the generation who has grown up thinking that Schwarzenegger is the governor of California! by Kisya
The real fan of the series Docto House is not the one who watches all the series, but the one who with a mild nausea requires in the hospital to make him an MRI and bone marrow biopsy.
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Interesting facts from the site:
The dog Laika was sent into space, knowing in advance that she would die. After that, a letter from a group of women from Mississippi came to the United Nations. They demanded to condemn the inhumane treatment of dogs in the USSR and put forward a proposal: if it is necessary for the development of science to send living beings into space, in our city there are as many Negroes as you want.
It is good)))
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What is luck?
This is when the lens falling down the camera sits batteries and in flight it removes the lens in itself.
The echo of Moscow (c):
The news tape:
Yesterday, an unknown man called Mr. He said that it makes sense. A decision was made to evacuate the deputies urgently.
The strongest incentive in my studies was that the windows of my shelter went out to the military square. Every morning and evening I watched the training of the soldiers.
Daddy told me:
He was invited to one universe in a commission to sit... an examination in anatomy. It’s time to answer a girl... well she’s right to sit in front of the daddy.
He: Your question
The female genital organs
He: Well, tell me what’s in them.
She (very uncertainly): in the female genitals... include... the male genitals...
She is smiling :)
<gmb> In my youth I visited the pool regularly. There was a swimming coach who worked with a group of girls. Everyone called him Moydodyr because he was a washer commander.
The girl brother left. So this tired guy walks around the apartment and sings:
They love without changing. My kids love programming! And the programmer is a gentleman, not a visitor... and I understand that I am a prowling one!! to
and CHC:
Charge the arboretum
and NN:
* breaks the tear*
and CHC:
WOW, the breasts
Written by D_D_D:
Monday, 16 March 2009
by 18:42
Before the work, they gave out a shape coat. The size is 190 and 64 sizes. Thirty and fucking fourth. I have a height of 175, weighing 65 unmatched. I can build a house with a summer garden and a crib. But that is not all. At home, it turned out that the coat, in addition to everything, was also a female. In this world that, there are women with the height of 190 and sixty, fucking, the fourth size? How terrible it is to live, I will now be a snail at night.
Written by D_D_D:
Monday, 16 March 2009
by 19:00
I sell women's shaped coat sixties, fucking, fourth size, for the height of 190. new, cheap. Buyers are requested to contact exclusively through the Internet, a personal meeting, I fear, will not stand.
(c of dairi.ru)
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Among the critical points of the first kind is the belief that only those of them after death become extremists who have done something meaningful in life, for example, changed the sign of a derivative, leaving their mark in history.
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go go go sleep
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Why Why? One function behaved very well, always strived for light, for the sky, and after the harvest its derivative was always positive... The touching smoothly folded this function and provided her with nothing comparable pleasure...
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Vouf) guy real head in fork pull or beer glotty
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They’ve always been together since childhood... They’ve been inserted in fragments, very small compared to the Multiple Real Numbers... They knew that no matter how they fought, they’ll always have at least one point that belongs to them both...
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AU is
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Is your brain still alive?
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I can get
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There was an imaginary unit.
<user yyy offline>
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I remember before, as a child, probably all the boys played in the "Warnuck". They were divided into Germans and Russians. Here is now...
I go from work past the venue and see a crowd of boys aged 11-12 and all in jackets with hats, the sashes close the face to the very eyes (well, winter, not enough). Everyone has a toy weapon. Probably would have passed and not noticed, but here one of them makes a characteristic gesture hand in the direction of the nearest trees, where you can see a few more players and with a loud voice gives:
Go ahead, free stalkers! Protect the world from the threat!
What a time, such a game...)
So what did you propose to marry her?
Well yes...
And that she?
I agreed )
Have you not married yet?! to
And in Loom.
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xxx: And we have today GOLD account management for the country for 4 years!!! to
I’m not bad, but I read logs.
Damn it all!! The full PCI ;(
WOW: And what happened?
XHH: I shrink shorter with a friend on the tlf about the glucose one in the compass. I say to him: “I have an old and dumb mother, and here comes my mother with a scream: “How can you say about my mother?”
Would you explain to her what you are talking about...
Wow, I tried, it just got worse.
WOW: So what is it?
HHH: Yes, she’s actually flattered when I told her that my mother was a computer. Going to the neighbor...
Strange Soviet children.
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[2:Arkham] Sindragossa: Hiller comes to us, Hiller comes to us...Wow on the screen and coffee revitalizing, I changed my real life... xD
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Cold women go well under the martini.