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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №60133
 15.02.2012
(On the Day of St. Valentine)
It seems that our cute girls are slowly turning it into another March 8th.

This was evident by the fact that the little ones were brought to the kindergarten today exclusively by the fathers.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №60132
 15.02.2012
The authorities perfectly understand that in a country with an average income of 100 backs per capita (the State Statistics says about 200 dollars) you cannot take away the spectacle from the people. Just start the pursuit on the subject of licensing, and the people, deprived of the simulacres and the cow of the 30th level, will get on the barricades. The U.S. has confirmed it.

2: The >people deprived of simulacres and cows of level 30
Bravo to! The Pearl

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60131
 15.02.2012
The xxx:
Men are like public transportation: you are all waiting for the right number, and it is not and is not... and then you drop this useless occupation and go with transfers...
YYYY :
I usually walk.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №60130
 15.02.2012
Review of Physics. The only student with a sad voice:
Will the exam take place in the oral form or in the physical form?

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60129
 15.02.2012
When I watched Spider-Man 3 I had only one question: Who is cleaning the web that has plagued the city?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60128
 15.02.2012
Hello, let’s get to know you!
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: My name is Pavlik!
A drug addict?! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60127
 15.02.2012
From Topface:
What qualities do you value in people?
He: Anger, cruelty, the ability to sacrifice others.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №60126
 15.02.2012
What would the hair before the poop be, is it long to grow?? to
I don’t know, maybe six years.
ZZZ: Depending on where to grow.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №60125
 15.02.2012
My favourite in Asheville:

(10:04:14) I: by the way, on the 14th of February))
(10:04:23) D: Yes, I remembered too
(10:04:34) I am: we are a puppy?
(10:04:37) D: Yes

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60124
 15.02.2012
You hear, yesterday, Pushkin and I were cool. They bought a liter of tequila, he brought a healthy salt stone from the house. In short, they stood behind the hospital, heracled the sauce from the throat and licked a stone.
Bled, Chelyabinsk is the new state of Mexico.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №60123
 15.02.2012
and ahahah! I was looking for how to crush spices on my own, and found the following answer besides the standard tips with a mill, coffee mill, and so on))

Take a cast iron boiler or a massive stick and close it (it) with foil. In the center of this improvised foil cover, draw a spot the size of a fifth.
Take a hunting rifle or a gun (even a rubber rifle is useful for self-defense). From the cartridge, remove a bullet (a piece, a cartridge), and pour a nail instead of a bullet (peanut pepper). Cartridge carefully.
Turn the boiler (step) exactly 90 degrees. Get away from it for 5 – 10 meters, carefully target the drawn spot and press the trigger hook.
The chopped and dried pepper will remain in the cane.
If you do not miss it, the husband will be in shock, and the children will be delighted. Neighbors will not pay attention to the shot and will not call the police. Everyone explodes the petards.
Do not be afraid to experiment! What figure do you have in a coffee mill to grind pepper, or to beat with your own fingers?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №60122
 14.02.2012
She re-read her list of audio recordings in a well-known social network. The first is “naive” – when I stop drinking, the next is “naive” – never.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60121
 14.02.2012
Solitary Star: I then had only one Hun, Aska, still young, about a year. We went with her to visit my dad. There, she was fed from the pulp with naturel, contrary to my “correct and balanced” dry food.
The morning. I woke up with a strange smell. My appetite woke up before me. I get up, I go to the mirror to scratch - on my head guirlandes of peelings, tightly chewed with hair. (My hair was then on the shoulder)... As I grabbed them out of there – a separate song.
The Mother’s Word. Aska asks for a pet, she is given, she is hiding in my room. He goes back, asks again, and so on. No one thought that she didn’t eat these pelmens, but carefully wrapped me in a haircut.
I wonder if it was she who nodded like that, or did she share it with me?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №60120
 14.02.2012
I sit in a hairdresser, behind the wall a child’s dentistry. Usually there is no children’s scream, but today is a special day... I sit, listen to the TV on one side, the children on the other. I sleep...
Here there is a penetrating children's scream, and followed by a harsh female voice: "Again, you will get a bullet in the forehead!"
I didn’t immediately know what it was on TV.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №60119
 14.02.2012
XHHH: Now in the TV store for the eyebrows thrown.
It is suitable for women of all sexes!
XH: O_o

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №60118
 14.02.2012
by Loki 12:07
At the subway there are uncles and aunts wrapped in their ears and they distribute blank newspapers "Work".
I wonder, is it worse in these newspapers than in the metro to distribute free newspapers at -25?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60117
 14.02.2012
MS Word highlights the word "anti-corruption" in the title of the federal law and writes "no options"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №60116
 14.02.2012
Topic of the forum: The return of the law of promille. Government in its style. They accept – cancel – accept – cancel. Following the promise of returning the transfer to winter time, they promise again to return the law on permission to have the minimum amount of alcohol in the blood.

xxx: It is necessary to introduce the transition to winter time and adjust the law of promiles: when it is winter time - to allow up to 3 promiles, when it is summer - to ban everything.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY and when the translation of time - to rename the police in the police and back...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №60115
 14.02.2012
In this weather, the road in the morning to school or work on public transport is like a rebus "guess where you are going!"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60114
 14.02.2012
The wicked!(03:47)>hacked with the settings of the satellite...
have finished. Go to sleep.
The wife came. I wrestled. and the entire screen of plasma 50" black screw.
She had to press her straight and get into the porn channel!!! to
The evil man turned around with the words, why did you turn the ladder here?? to
I am crying and laughing. xD

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