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[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24948
 18.01.2010
I sit in the office. No one can see my monitor. Working in Loom. So I recorded the tapping of the key and put it on the cycle through the columns.
Next everything is very simple. You put your hands on the clavier, and yourself in the monitor - to read and watch the Internet. It’s great, but the main thing is not to roast and not... Okay.
But when I went to the toilet, I forgot to turn off the sound.
They all laughed. The boss laughed loudly.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №24947
 18.01.2010
If you didn’t have a bicycle when you were a child and now you have a Bentley, then you didn’t have a bicycle when you were a child.

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №24946
 18.01.2010
Culture is not the ability to properly eat lobsters, play polo and conduct a secular conversation. Culture is how you behave while you are alone.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №24945
 18.01.2010
In the universe:
Hi to
Hi to
Are you late? Have you slept?
She... Slept out.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24944
 18.01.2010
My son is 17 years old and learns how to grind and grind. I’m cooking dinner, he’s there. 15 minutes, patience is over. Suddenly the tone changes - the "laughter of narcissists" is spread. I turn to him with a wild face, the laughter cuts down, the two-foot boy looks at me sadly: "Mommy, well, I'm your baby! You don’t like the child’s laughter.

[ + 95 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24943
 18.01.2010
We lie in the room with my brother, trying to fall asleep.
Brother: Blin, I can’t sleep, what do I do?
I: count the sheep.
Brother: Lena... Katya... Light...
I am 0_o

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №24942
 18.01.2010
And do you know what caught me the most in the light of the hacking and porn show events in Moscow? That when the news showed a report about this, and there was a dialogue by phone with Kaspersky (the creator of the famous antivirus), this Kaspersky foolishly tried not to sting during the conversation.)))

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №24941
 18.01.2010
Only Windows could say that the drivers on the DVD-ROM were not found and ask to insert a DVD-ROM disc with drivers on the DVD-ROM.

[ + 87 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24940
 18.01.2010
You write here with such hope about the screams of your soul, tearfully ask to bring to the top shouting injustice, as if, clicking on the button "send to consideration", you imagine a superman who at night in family trousers with the letter S is arranged more conveniently at the comp, holding on his knees a plate with plums.. and here this imaginary superman opens a bore and hits your quote.. "nuclear yours for your foot!" - shouts superman and lays a hot plum bouillon from indignation, - "what injustice!".. the remaining plums supermen swallow in seconds, not chewing. rushing to the t-shirt straight to the surfaces of the family, he opens the plum and shouts down to you to help you, to punish the evils of the

Saidi

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №24939
 18.01.2010
The title on lente.ru:
"The officials promised to examine the pornographic advertisement shown on the Garden Ring"
Of course, there is nothing more to do, all problems have been solved.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №24938
 18.01.2010
to this:
to this:

From a medical website:

Mary, the likelihood of getting pregnant on the first day after the end of the menstrual period is extremely small, (HERE ATTENTION!!!) Even if you have sex.

– – – – – – – –
You won’t believe it, but sex isn’t the only way to get pregnant.
– – – – – – – –
Even more would. Her name is Mary, and they sometimes practice impeccable conception :)

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №24937
 18.01.2010
"The Darkness" is very missing Blade...

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №24936
 18.01.2010
You are strange creatures, girls.
We are dealing with a girlfriend love... by dog. After 5 minutes, he begins to sneeze, and after 10 he begins to cry and scream. Well, I think, I’m a good guy, the girl is kidding. And after a couple of minutes she cried through crying "Stand up from your feet, shit!". Why did she endure? Why not say immediately?

[ + 85 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24935
 17.01.2010
by Unfoee:
Once upon a time, a man who handled a dog lost his smell. Now a man has gotten the internet and begins to lose his brain.and (

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24934
 17.01.2010
Is there love without sex?
WOW: Yes
I love ice cream.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №24933
 17.01.2010
Tomorrow we have 10 exams.
Is it a question or an assertion?
XXX is an order.
Zzzz is shit.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №24932
 17.01.2010
Previously you read the opinion, you think he is an idiot, and he is a troll.
AAA: Now - the opposite: you think a troll, and he is actually like that :(

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24931
 17.01.2010
Romeo: I thought about everything.
What if a drunk boy throws you into the shit when will you enter her entrance?
Romance: O_O
I said, until the little things.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24930
 17.01.2010
Talk about contact

Karmel ‎(13:37):
Listen to your wall.
Kiss_Me ‎(13:38):
Smell your ceiling.

[ + 86 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24929
 17.01.2010
I sit in the hallway of the hotel. On the floor.
Would you like?
You know, in the hotel rooms Yopta does not catch at all. I have to go out to the corridor.
The people walk by, looking understandably.
Half an hour ago, a girl with the question “what, here catches?” approached and sat next to her. Anne is not. The internet is only where my pop is.

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