Denzel, do you have a permanent girlfriend?
YYY: I am currently choosing from three candidates.
XXX: So you have to announce the tender.
Tender is what? Who will give more?
HH: That is exactly how! Who will give more!! to

There is nothing else in Karachi.
There is another city.
Where are you...

Alenushka: Sorry, I haven't played for a long time so I'm dumb
I am Tetris. I do not forgive!
Alenushka: Why is it?
What is "why"?
Alenushka: Why can’t you forgive me?
Denis: So that I’m Tetris doesn’t bother you?

You do not forget me. You are sending me sms. Thanks to you, I am not a Forever Elon. Thanks to you MTS!

habr, news "The United States wants to fine Ukraine for copyright violation"
If so, then Russia and Belarus should also be included in this list. and China. Another half of the world.
Yyy: It is better to create a list of countries that are not on the pirate list.
ZZZ: And a penalty

From Chat WOT:
X: I’ve been told that if I delete the System32 folder, the toy won’t slow down, is it true?
Y: Holy Truth, nothing will hinder it! )
Z: I’ve already removed it, it’s all flying!

Respondents are all like that...

RR: And in general, we have a hammer, as Shaman said, so it will be.
RR: Or maybe he’ll come and hit the bubb)))))

Review of the game Limbo

Your protagonist is the Antichrist in the flesh. A stylish (because black) boy with burning white eyes carries the death of everyone he meets along the way so that witnesses can not always see the evil intention. He strives unstoppably forward in the search for friends whose fate is predetermined.
You are waiting for: black as the whole game of humor, the giant spider systematically becomes a deaf spider, split, feeding worms, technogenic disasters, brain mucus, bullying over the player's mind, disk pile and sharp objects, games with gravity, shooting, crowd madness, sophisticated executions - in general, everything that loves any boy from 6 years of age and practices any girl a week after honeymoon.

For a happy family life, like for tango, you need a two-smart man and a obedient woman.

right now. I am late with a colleague at work. We are capitally delayed. Both are waiting at home. A colleague's wife, a wise female, instead of quarrelling with him on the phone or sending angry SMS, took a photo and sent a mortal. A plate of meat and fried potatoes, a bottle of beer and a crochet. He looked, gathered in less than a minute and disappeared. Now I have to scratch.

The Russian Post - not all is lost!

The programmer quietly cuddled, reading the TZ of advanced managers.

Conversation with Mom.
My God, what horrifying music do you listen to?
I: Mom, you don’t know English. He suffers from unshared love.
M: I thought of the shutdown.

xxx: hm.... interesting and romantic on Valentine's Day prostitutes take off?))

Don’t worry, there are more important things than a quarrel with a guy.

for example?

I have finished coffee.

Sometimes you talk to someone, you think you’re a troll. And then it turns out – no, it’s just nonsense :(

The case was in Moscow, noted a friend's DR))) so decently drunk and decided to go to buy more) went in two with a friend) we went out into the yard and then he fell asleep he says you go I guess, well I go by the children's playground to me two copniks fit typically give a cell phone to call, and my phone is expensive... said that is not. Here one says, and if we check, well, I was under their head and replied where they would go in the end a fight began. How strange I did them both) I am happy that the hopnikov shouted a friend and at this moment I understand that I have someone behind my back, cooking there another man 6 stands... I run, half an hour from them in the area ran... all the forces at the outcome I run into some arc and there foolish and hopper from behind already run... I panic what to do... and suddenly I see a police bean standing on the machine I do not understand, I run and come to it, there are two people sitting there one drinks a mineral, I pull out this bottle and drink it all... here and I got where I went down.

I cleaned the keyboard in the note. Now I have enough material to collect a pearl, an army of dust monsters and a bakery.

My grandson (2,5 years old) really loves pasta with cheese. He sits in the kitchen with his grandfather and eats the same pasta. Suddenly, the granddaughter hears something interesting on the telic, throws an assessing look at the grandfather, moves his plate away from him, bats something like: "Dad doesn't want a dude" and runs into the room (all this literally in 3 seconds).On the middle of the road - a sharp stop, a twist, catches his plate, moves to another table, another meaningful look at the stunned grandfather and runs to watch the cartoon.
A quiet Ukrainian night.

This night was a nightmare. I dreamed that Ukraine and Egypt were united into one state I do not remember who joined, I remember only how excited all kinds of figures, through the television, sang about how our territory has increased, and that this is the beginning of conquering almost the entire universe.
The apophysis of schizophrenia was a warm yellow landscape, pyramids, and a sphincter with a mouth.
I woke up in a cold sweat, now I think whether to work less or drink more.