yyy: this is a shark, a new superhero, a porn man, puts out only high-quality porn, cuts and stays only juice, no advertising and text messages.
yyy: pornman - on the internet porn

xxx: I went today in the lunch break to smoke in the yard of the neighboring office, on the way back slipped, broke my knee, broke my socks ((
YYY: The Ministry of Health has warned

Google Questions and Answers:

Who is willing to colonize Mars without returning to Earth?
- Well, Nafig, I’d better go to Tejo to colonize.

The xxx:
Another fact about these Argonauts

The xxx:
She is half a meter long, and the male is tiny (placed on the nail of a man's thumb). His sexual thumb - hectocotyl - when fertilized is broken away and through the cradle itself slips into the female cavity.

YYYY :
You are in charge ? ?

The xxx:
Use only

The xxx:
Separated

The xxx:
Sexual shoulder
The xxx:
Prkni

The xxx:
It’s when you’re not going, the fuck goes on you.

When I was a child, I wanted to be a prostitute because I thought they were paid for being painted, dressed short and just standing :)

comment on the news on the lever that Hugo Waving (Agent Smith of the Matrix) will play the role of the Imperial Commander in the Seventh Star Wars

Semen Anonov: Why, Mr. Skywalker, Why? In the name of what? What are you doing? Why do you get up? Why do you continue to fight?

There is one shit on this page. Go ahead.

There is a question:

A website for selling alcoholic products. Presented whiskey
Isabella’s Islay is the most expensive whisky in the world. Approximately $740,000

0.5 or 0.7?

Drunk on Twitter

I want to love and be loved.
Oleg said and kept silent.
The military doctor responded silently.
The Military Commissioner

From Picaboo:
XXX is China. Foxconn Factory, Third on the left is named Huiking Sun, in the fifth grade she received 30 points for the control, and her aquarium fish suffers from split personalities.
Yyy: The separation of personalities?? to
zzz: The separation of personalities. There are a few and they are all split.
yyy: That is, there are several personalities in the fish that are divided by the same?? to
ZZZ : exactly. A difficult situation for fish in general.

Real situation: this morning a client calls, asking how much will cost to replace the screen on the laptop. When the client heard what was the cause of the breakdown: we kicked the fork into the screen, we realized that we were living a boring life.)))

You are the former.)
If I was an ex
Explain one thing.
M: Why, when you’re bullish
M: You don’t call me and don’t write messaging?
M is all? Chess and Mat.

She has a favorite character from the women's novel.
She knows how to read! ?
Oh, he’s such a man, such a hero and practically a virgin and he’s afraid of relationships and such a whole mimimi!
A hero, a virgin and afraid? Is it rhinestone? ?

xxx: I get stuck, I go to work, on the right of the minivan, 40 numbers - Kaluga, a man driving. He sits and smokes a calyan!!! by Kalyan!! to
YYY: O_o
xxx: Probably the numbers of Kaluga, and myself from Chelyabinsk)))

— — — —
He took off her nightwear and cowards, and she was in a real shutdown. Fidel, I’m going to sleep.
— — — —
How is? Well, how, share the secret, you managed to remove from (real) sleeping woman not only cowards, but also, ******, a nightmare?? to
He lived to forty years, already a second marriage, but to such a higher pilotry no shit grew up. Once upon a time, fucking.

My cat is very curious and participatory. It literally goes into all the housework. But when he sees a working vacuum cleaner, he begins a panic attack. It begins to roll around the room, faster and faster, until it turns into a glowing blurred spot and disappears. After the vacuum cleaner is turned off, it materializes in another room, in the furthest corner, and for a long time still wandered around the apartment on semi- curved roofs.

xxx: fucking, this was really strange now - I stood up behind the comp, and the windscreen gave the sound of the switching device :D all, now I'm apparently quite a programmer :)
xxx: at the same time, the chair still chancelled me with static discharge - say, sit and write.

The chief sent a list of chants. The goods:

Marks of 12.(The black thick)
24 handles
Fries with cheese sauce 10 pieces.
4 simple pencil.
Cake with cherry 10 pieces.
Office knives 3.
Jack Daniels 3 in 1
Painted 4 pieces.
The Big Mac 10.
Files of 6.
Press for Press 2.
3 to 0.7 l.
Size 24 / 6 20 UPS
Coca-Cola 10 pcs of 0.5l.
Scratch
Stephens 2nd
Fingers for 2 fingers.

from ZH
I was driving yesterday in the metro noise, gamma, doors there and there, ads on loud communication.
Two young women talk:
How is there...? (Name cannot be heard due to noise)
Oh well well. She gave birth, recovered, became so beautiful... (I immediately sharpen my ears, what a mythical woman is this, recovered and immediately became sick?)This is the century of chronic anorexia.
and AGA. She gave birth, fed up, the wool became so puffy, and the cats are nice.

“I’m your husband, so on February 14th I’ll have a helicopter on radio control!

“Well, but I’m your wife, so I’ll have a controller from your helicopter.