A known eighth grade student.
Hearing about the new educational reforms, he shrugged his hands and stated that they would prepare courageous and patriotic palaces.

Radio XXX, the theme of the broadcast "Childhood abuse":
Call to the studio:
My name is XXX. When I was 15 years old, Valya did not give me. But now I’ve grown up, it’s been 10 years and... The valley didn’t give up again(((

You are a dinosaur (

(Z) Nakuma (with such a pleasant for a man’s breast size) complains today in Ashka:

Q: How can I not be called a disaster? I got a X-ray of my nose and I got a X-ray of my chest. I was even very surprised when the doctor told me to dress on the belt *ROFL*

Are you about yourself?

A: Of course

I: Well, it’s more pleasant to look at the chest... you understand)

Z: I still stand and think about how he wants to look out there. What disturbs his clothes

I am :D

H: But now I know that the pathology of the chest organs has not been detected.

He went to the army, left the torrent on the spot on. Now the best trailer :)

bitlemon: I remember seven years ago in Saransk asked in some recording store if they have a picnic.
Bitlemon: Well the seller and asked again:"I don’t understand who is beating who";;

I bought an apartment for self-decoration, I do repairs for several months, I break the walls, I drill holes with a perforator. Neighbors are almost all in. They go missing, they argue with me, they say I interfere with them, I supposedly create noise.... It is a pity that they still do not know that I am a drummer) and I play in a Thrash group)) and the repair I will soon finish)

(On the cancellation of the clock switch) I think everything is very easy to explain! Somebody just wants to stay president for at least an hour longer.

The revolution in Egypt, the law on the police, the cancellation of the switch to winter time... I will learn about all the news from the BOR? and :)

she (17:53:27 9/02/2011)
My religion prohibits me from wearing clothes.

he (17:53:43 9/02/2011)
Go to Walk?? to

The morning. I gather in the kindergarten and in parallel I gather myself. The daughter closely monitors the process of changing clothes and asks:
“Mommy, why do you have hair?
I answer as easily as possible, I promise that she will soon grow the same.
Can I touch?
Of course not. They are not like you on your head, but tough and cluttered. You will be uncomfortable, you can shake your fingers.
Episode is finished. We have breakfast and go to the entrance. The elevator with us awaits a very nice and far from an old neighbor. The child looks at him and reflects:
You know how unlucky my mom was. Her hair is scratched. You can’t even chew... Poor, right?
Poor Mom is filled with thick paint, the neighbor slips on the wall.
R. S. And I and my neighbor became friends. and then. Her husband helped her repair the cranes. True, my husband then asked me for a long time with suspicion why the neighbor smiles so cleverly to me.

The case was probably so.
Meeting of the Medvedev Government:
Does anyone know how to switch time to summer on the iPhone 4?
and............
I decide myself...

Tag: strange things
You begin to believe in outward forces when you ride a trolleybus and see that you are being overtaken by another trolleybus.

I accidentally visited a site of a Jewish community.
and and?
The text is not copied from there!!! to

He – How are you?
She - yes, the tooth hurts, it is impossible to live! - he knows how to suck the pain, and to the doctor only tomorrow.
A tooth ass.
I don’t want to decide your rebuffs!!and ( )

wer: fucking, we have a guy running through the office, well, 12 years old, I thought whose son was an employee. It was Irina, in 20 years, a courier.

In a country with an uncertain future, they live today.

Only in Odessa.
Residents of Odessa poured concrete into the nightclub.
Dissatisfied with the constant noise, the residents embroiled the entrance to the entertainment facility.
According to eyewitnesses, a concrete mixer arrived at the building at four o’clock in the morning. About 15 cubic meters of concrete were poured under the door.

- And remember, Lieutenant of the Cinderella Police, at midnight, you will be transformed into a
Lieutenant of Police.
And the head?
Here I am, unfortunately, powerless, the head will still be turquoise.

Please publish this option.

"Our commercial agency offers to steal the bride! in the tube
You say, tell us the dimensions... We will steal any badge, only with a finger.
Show me!

Our conditions - premature, we will make a discount (for brother)

Plus one year insurance for divorce and blood vengeance!

But the more the weight of the tiny, the more expensive the disassembly...

Delivered in baggage, can be delivered from baggage to baggage...

We steal the bridegroom too, he is a little more expensive, because he beats the rose.

Bravo to the members of the Board of Directors "Sevmaš"! Only they can do so that after the increase of the p. by 9%, on the hands is 100 p. less than before the increase!! to