One day I went to a store and bought a snickers.
Usually opened and bitten... awakened from
some kind of sound. It turns out that the cat’s leg was bitten.
in a dream)

Forums on iOS:
Please help me, please!!! When connecting the iPhone to iTunes accidentally pressed "Don’t Trust" instead of "Trust". How can I restore trust to a computer if the computer no longer asks for trust?

The red beard
*link to the photo of the Japanese aircraft carrier with the aerography of an animated girl*

Stalker
No

The red beard
Cave to!! to

Stalker
The Russians can make an iron killing machine
The Germans can make a murder machine.
And, shit, only the Japanese can make a coffee machine for killing.

More funny and compelling quotes. Less boring shit on 8-10 lines. I am tired of reading it. thank you.

Comments in Contact:

XXX: Say 300

YYY:Drain from the tractorist

I will be a tractor, you will take me away.

In the tractorists you are not fit, suck out and be free

WOW, who said I am not worthy, suck and be free.

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Zzzz: Two puzzles! Soak each other!! to

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Glenn Cook. Chronicles of the Black Squad
by Robert Silverberg. Chronicles of Majipur

Good luck 😉
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"The Ring of the World" Larry Niven (Niven)
Both "Odyssey "Arthur Clark
The Capricorn King - "Star Infantry" Heinlein (which has nothing to do with the film, let the esthetics forgive me, also in their own way)
and! Super super super super super cute!! - "Door in the Summer" of the same Heinlein.
Read it. I assure you, time will not be wasted!

to this:
Yes, I am so old that I remember Netscape Navigator

I’m so old that I’ve used 5 discettes and later mocked Windows 98, because it eats a lot of disk space (for useless) internet apps.

Zoya, I remember somehow flying on board, when at the landing they started to knock on a man 3-4... they were such a helmet-helmet... helmet... helmet... no one supported them and somehow they were confused, and the aunt sitting next to it exploded with the laughter of Lucifer... the most funny landing)

A century of high technology. I have a HTC Butterfly with an IP port. After downloading the application "Universal Controller DW", switched the phone in a private children's clinic on the TV channel from REN TV to Disney. They see if the controller is lost, and the telecast itself is under the ceiling and the buttons are there. My parents did not applaud me.

I want a bed with books below!!
My apartment will only consist of a bed and books. And another refrigerator.
XXX: What about the cat? And the man?
Man on bed, cat next to the refrigerator. Everyone their place.
xxx: all has been distributed
YYY: Rational management of the farm.

I sleep very sensibly, and once a long time ago, when the snow was going, I was awakened several times in the night by the noise of snow-gathering cars running along the avenue under the window.
Now no one prevents me from sleeping noisy at night, but in the morning I am standing in dead traffic jams overnight on the streets covered with snow.

From my first memories: When we first met him, he was playing tanks, throwing mysterious eyes on me :)

That’s what I know, Old New Year. The old school. Snow, snow and go to work.
Not that this new year, with rain and drizzle. = is

(c) Good_M0_ozg

Tagged with "Middle Earth":
You turn out a golden sheet, and inside - a baked pus.

From the forum of mothers on the topic "how to educate a child from the nipple":
Lapochka-Mamochka Ukraine, Zaporozhye
"One way to get rid of it is to get rid of it!!) In an uncomfortable place at the level of the child's growth. I need to go, keep the sauce sauce. As a rule, in such circumstances, the child quickly disappears..."
As I presented this, the phrase immediately emerged: - Dumb, our son is growing up!

XXX: I know one person, he says that the world is ruled by Satan and periodically beats his head at the wall... and so everything is okay, married, working.

How about yourself, as a wife?
I am normal, my wife has a new job.
HH: And how then?
YYY: badly
yyy: the boss is a young sleeper, constantly eats, does not give meals calm
YYY: and she’s shaving his ass walking
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YYY: I cannot
XXX: Are you waiting?
YYY: No
YYY: 2 months
YYY: And he is my son.

to this:
I think I am not the only one - I read the books of some author in the "pirate" library, liked it, bought a couple of paper copies; watched the "screen" of the film, interested, went to a expensive cinema for the continuation. And discs with cartoons Miyazaki generally ordered on Ozone, because in our city they are not sold banally. And if we do the opposite, is it PRINCIPAL NOT to buy content from especially stubborn copyright holders? Well, who instead of asking to "remove the distribution" requires to close an entire tracker, you understand what I am talking about. Maybe they will already come to know that "piracy" on the Internet is becoming more and more free advertising for them?

The whole thing is that these very “insistent rights holders” have nothing but a blatant shit. Therefore, for them, the fight against piracy is the only way for their product of ownership (read - life activity) to be bought by anyone.

I stayed alone today, my wife and son went for a walk. I, therefore, decided to paste a plastic threshold on the balcony on the "Second" glue. I poured glue on this detail, I did not regret, I carry, I sit down, I press.Well, I waited, I let go - zbs, holds. I wanted to go... wops...
Clay dropped on the road to the parquet, and I walked barefoot, and still with all the weight I sat for 3 minutes... intentionally. The balcony is open, ventilated, cold, I cannot close. The cell phone lies on the table, I see... touch - no, home even closer, but also no... I try to stick off - it hurts, it doesn't work, I sit deadly.
My wife will walk for at least an hour. At first, I called myself all that I call those who cut me down on the road... I tried to swim, I might wet a little, nifiga. Then I thought... May I, I apologize, squeeze on my foot? Maybe to ride? I shouldn’t have let myself be found in such an idiotic position, she would have laughed for another year... Well, I decided, ambassador... Nothing like that! As a result: I’m frozen, glued and overwhelmed... I’m sitting smoking, waiting for the inevitable shame and shame of my wife. It rings, I do not open, of course... It turns the keys, well, I think it all starts... If briefly, then after realizing what happened, she fell dullly on the floor and beat in hysteria... Then came closer, realized that I was sitting in the pit, learning that it was for the pit fell for another 5 minutes. Having taken my promise to bring her to a restaurant, she brought me a bottle of solvent...I now have a psychological trauma, this is how.
Go in the shoes, ladies and gentlemen!! to

If a girl sleeps the night before the exam with three guys, she will get three. If four, then four. If it’s five, it’s a great rating. At first I didn’t believe it, and then I decided. It turned out to work. It’s already three sessions for one five..."
YYY: This is probably such an act of ritual sacrifice to the gods of blasphemy and corruption, and that is why it works.