During my not-so-long life, I had three questions about the universe:

1) What is the meaning of life?
2) Was it a boy?
Why do people say "my ipod" instead of "my player"?

[Rednyrg721] “Seven people were killed in Pakistan while watching a mined TV.”
[Rednyrg721] TV is death

No, well, it is only I can write to myself a reminder in the evening before the arrival of highly moral parents - "Don't forget to hide whiskey", and in the morning, after hiding, leave a reminder in the most prominent place.

The practice diary is a mini work on the topic: "how I spent my holidays".

Up the logic! My grandfather: "Now such gasoline is expensive! Here is your uncle in Kiev: he has his own insurance company, he is constantly travelling by car... And now his firm is picked out... Therefore, you need to know at least two foreign languages!"

When on a trip meeting with the board of directors of an American corporation your mobile phone rings and plays the opening of "My Little Pony" - it's uncomfortable.
But when five minutes later the chairman’s cell phone rings and plays the same opening, it’s shit.

Smile from Mom:
Grandma wondered: poured in the alarm lamp oil - type, lubricate. The alarm clock is stuck and the third day with this oil writes...")))

Father (P) carries the child (D) to the kindergarten in a car:
Q: Oh, the glass in the machine is stuck.
D: Dad, it is a condensate!
My mother is a chemist who...

I ate breakfast in front of the TV. I went through the channels, from the first to the last one shit. I came for the computer.
How do they want to distract the electorate from the net, if they do everything to do so: show the stinking roses, carrying the hideous and fucking highs, preparing a salad of black and red caviar?

Review of the film "Summertime. The Saga. The Dawn: Part 1"

I want to make a movie "Darkness. and blade. The Execution"
I am sure that theaters will be overcrowded and exclusively male.

Yes, it is apparently an old recording, the sound of something aspiring.
This is the Beatles.

It seems absurd to ban smoking at the Rammstein concert.

from the forum.
A juvenile dog is not a date of birth in a passport, but a state of the brain.

What do you do with the light?
YYY: I don’t know... She doesn’t let me know herself closer.
xxx: I understand that the keyword here "does not"? )))

The invincible Russian army. Today they made torches from bricks and mountains. They are burning, shit!! to

Kolkhoznik: Kreshendo, Johansson is proofing to me that no one has more curved legs than you have here in the chat.
Kreshendo: Cologne, you are in the word "beautiful" printed)))

XXX: Dear... bring me today to some grain place in our city?
YYY: In the bread bowl? O_O

How do you spend the Sunday?
yyy: from task 389-395 and the definition of learn
xxx: thank you

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I do not condemn, but I condemn.
I condemn the nonviolent.
Zzz: condemning the non-violent
bbb: raped the unforcible

Comment on the 152 inch telephone for 22 lamas on Yandex Markets:
Acquired this telephone in a mortgage, the box from it was handed over to the maculature, the money earned was given to the bank thus closing the mortgage - convenient! Delivery was carried out by self-export. I asked for 500 rubles.
I will share my experience now.
Among the pluses I can note the realistic 3D, the only thing when trying to watch "Star Wars" got the face of the light sword from Darth Vader, in the rest all super, and the color and sound at the highest level. I do not pay for heating now, on the contrary, I am paying for the heating of the whole area. Mosquitoes in the summer do not bother at all, it is enough to turn on any music channel for a couple of minutes and they didn't. The controller can be used as an additional sofa or dining table.
Disadvantages - the screen is slightly electrified, resulting in dust, interior items and pets on it.
The solution to the problem - cleaning is easily done with a mini-automatic washer (for 500 gallons), once a month is enough. Beaten pixels (if any) can easily be replaced with an iPhone, preferably of course 4s, but even the first generation will come together.
I’m pleased with the purchase, I recommend it to everyone!"