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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60013
 12.02.2012
My wife is a technician. is sick. I sit telling her stories about the overthrow of democracy and totalitarian regimes. He laughs like a child and falls asleep with a smile.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60012
 12.02.2012
Question to the author:

Commentary on one film:
and warning!! to
Causes short-term numbness of the brain and dysfunction of world perception.
After viewing it is recommended to rinse your eyes with warm soap water and read a book (any... absolutely any)
Also (in isolated cases) causes the desire to burn clothes, shut the windows, get into the box and cry.

What kind of movie is this? ? ?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №60011
 12.02.2012
Devil Eye: Looking out the window. I saw this picture (time - 23:10): a grandmother of the 70s is riding a sports bicycle on a solid ice and singing a kind of motif. O_O

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №60010
 12.02.2012
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A silver wolf will come and roast our cable with the net of Inet. and Okda?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60009
 12.02.2012
I tell my girlfriend (d) about the formats of drawing sheets, we build a logical chain:

I: what do you call Watman, is the format A1, what then will be A2?
Half of A1.
I: Okay, what will be the A3 then?
Half of the A1.
I: again good, and then what will be the A4?
A: I am very happy – a booklet!

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60008
 12.02.2012
Coffee costs 20 tbsp. I hit my laptop early Sunday morning.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №60007
 12.02.2012
Our relationship has moved to a new level!! to
xxx: I send him photos of myself unpainted and unphotographed

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60006
 12.02.2012
About the Moscow Metro:

The subway is cool, there is warm, we are constantly warm with the boys, and the little things are thrown up by good people. I write with the ring, here and wifi now, I will not leave here!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №60005
 12.02.2012
She: I love you! 3 Let’s meet you?
Q: What is my favorite color?
She is black?
He: Yes, blue... Okay... And that’s... my hobby? Which?
She: Well, I don’t know you well.
He: That is exactly. The Conclusion?
She: I do not know you well.
He: Yes, my... From the fact that you don’t know me well, what is the conclusion?
She: Why did I go to sleep?
He is a young man. Good night to you))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60004
 12.02.2012
xxx: Best literary work of the twentieth century: "Lolita" Vladimir Nabokov.
Best literary work of the 19th century: Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy.
Yyy: The first book is about a minor prostitute, the second about an adult prostitute. : / /
ZZZ: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY There’s also ‘Crime and Punishment’ – about an old prostitute who was killed with a tail and ‘Moby Dick’ about a whale prostitute. In Ulysses, there are 150 pages about the prostitute, nobody reads them before.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60003
 12.02.2012
God looked closely at modern believers and became an atheist.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60002
 12.02.2012
xxx: well or there BDSM, foot fetish...
A foot fetish is a foot fetish?

[ + 37 - ] [14 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60001
 12.02.2012
Not all that.
and all is not so
When your girlfriend Rinat

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60000
 12.02.2012
Purchasing the navigator, it is angry that before displaying the map you need to agree that the manufacturer does not give any guarantees on where you will be.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №59999
 12.02.2012
I wrote a complaint to the RZD that the electric buses are cold and I will not pay for the ride anymore! Now I sit like in the sauna, my ass is already glued to the seed. I think they got a letter, and I think they’re going to say O_O.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №59998
 12.02.2012
As the saying goes, who gets up early is a member.

[ + 48 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59997
 12.02.2012
Today I argued with a physicist that two parallel straight lines can intersect in space and proved it... Her revenge was immediate, she enrolled me for the physics Olympiad...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №59996
 12.02.2012
I am
Think what to cook for you.

The Boy
already invented

I am
Well, let’s talk

The Boy
Salad of tomatoes and cucumbers with greens

The Boy
and fried potatoes

I am
Is there anything more complicated? ;)

The Boy
And all to cut will have to stand on one leg on a chair.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59995
 12.02.2012
>>> You are a complete idiot
<<<< ((
<<< you are not too thin, I want to note

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59994
 12.02.2012
We also have fun with the road traffic - freezes
on the Belitsky broke the pipe - filled the corner of Belitsky and Siretsky, and there is just the descent
Kola-supplier says he was driving to stop impossible, the car slips on the ice
Two cars went into each other, the police called the police, the car of Gaia also could not stop... and entered these two.

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