And I want to have
This is how you sing)
The heart of the broken girls ;)
The girl: Oh! Chicken is
and yes (

Shall we change bodies?
Mmm... no.
You speak as if you can.

I hope there is a special department in hell where people who stick the barcode to the metal part of the spatel are forced to tear it away indefinitely.

Coffee break at work. Friends drink coffee and talk. On the couch sits a fairly sexually attractive girl and is tired. A young colleague looks at her for a few seconds and says: "When I watch you pull, I have a strange desire to break you into the press."

The first capsule hotel was opened. Attention is 2900 per person.
ccc: Figase
What is in the Kremlin Wall?

A dialogue between two colleagues:
I can’t insert the text...
What is the text, where is it?
I have already copied it in the mouse!

Alina: I have a question to you.
Dmytro: Go now
Alina: philosophical
Alina: So you would rather be in a relationship with a girl that you just like and you are well with her, or with a girl who makes you crazy and relationships with her like on American mountains?
Dmytro: Lech, this is an empirical question. it is decided "on the spot", that is, according to the situation, it is difficult to plan
What if "or-or"
Dmytro: If so, I’d rather be with the one with the bigger ass.

It’s not that and it’s not that when your lover is a fool.

The xxx:
1) Are there people who want to go to Ariya or Kipelova?
Are there Satanists from Tyumen?
p.s These things have nothing to do with each other, I just want to meet.

I have a shop next to work. There is an amazing sign on it! It's a pity that I walk by him in the evening when it's already dark and I can't take a photo of her on my phone. The phrase on the label is simply delightful:
"All with discount for pregnant women from the manufacturer"

By 2030, officials will receive a million.

Where do we get such naive people? Do you seriously think that by 2030 the salary of an official will be so reduced?? to

@corvalol: #colleagues_ say: (in the middle of the telephone conversation, with hotness) – No, we are not piddars, we just need to postpone the deadlines a little!

A commentary on a pornographic film:
Neodymium muscles on the penis of Darnell

The winter has one big minus, minus thirty.

In other communities, like in the forest, the oaks are the loudest of all.

Who is sick here?! to
A psychologist told me. She was brought to the class of a boy, whom good doctors diagnosed with "schizophrenia". The child sits and brushes for 40 minutes on the battery "whyik-whyik". Well, the psychologist thinks, it is clear. At the end, the psychologist asks, “What are you playing? Can we play together?” - and the baby told her in Russian "I play Shnitka, let's go together if you know the notes!“”

Raspberry is the best laxative. Especially when there is a bear.

My sister drinks tea. I turned to the TV, put the tea on the table, and there was a bat, and the poppy bathed! The sister quarreled, quarreled and forgot about tea on the table. Mother is coming. He sits with a thoughtful look. I decided to tell her a funny story about a parrot and tea. She was so silent a little, looked in front of herself, breathed and got another peanut from her mouth. "I wondered where the pear came from in the tea"

The Thursday. The working day. In the evening, 8 hours. There were only me and my colleague, both losers. Within an hour, the boss said three times that he was leaving. I address my colleague:
I think, or has our boss already said three times that he is leaving?
The colleague:
and mmm. Listen, can’t it be that we sit here so long that it’s already Saturday?

Oil found on Mars! That’s why NASA launched a Mars spacecraft there!
Don_sera: If oil had been found there, there would have been not a rover, but marines.