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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №24808
 14.01.2010
Igor Lvivich, recover from it!
Your East Fact

Pushed up guys.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24807
 14.01.2010
From Spam:

The human scanner. You can see how people look naked!

Fuck, I wanted to see it for a long time! xd

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24806
 14.01.2010
Just I was in shock... brought the documents of the customer to me... Application from Pamzan O.G.
: I open a copy of the passport of Othello Hamletovich...

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24805
 14.01.2010
Mom left for school until March, here we sit with my father and think "not to forget to throw the tree before her arrival"))))

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24804
 14.01.2010
He saw evidence that Moscow was overloaded by motor vehicles. Three MPs on the subway.

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №24803
 13.01.2010
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xxx (from 1:33) :
Boyarsky wants to play Sherlock Holmes.

yyy (1:34) :
* has stumbled
A thousand shit, Watson! This Moriarty canal has drowned my hat!

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №24802
 13.01.2010
XXX: Help to compose a line in a song
The xxx:
"C’s me going out of the room
With you I will enter...
Do not believe that our lives are lived.
........................................................"
Tagged: Scooby Doo

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №24801
 13.01.2010
Reason for server restart: Planned power failure.

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №24800
 13.01.2010
1: Nothing that the train is not soon - I sit for now somewhere on the Internet.
Do you leave things with you?
1: Where is it? O_O
2: On the Internet
I love my grandfather 8)

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №24799
 13.01.2010
>> The history of the world. Sorry for the lyrics.
I, still not very sober, on January 2nd, at five in the morning, went for a walk with the dog. I took a brandy with me. He went for a walk, drank a cognac, and...fucked the dog. He walked around all the courts, trembled, froze, his throat was cold - oral. While he spoke, he was sent to all the inappropriate places once by ten by the people who had awakened. What to do? And I have a full-length dog photo on my phone. I decided to print and hang the ads around the area. I remembered that the cartridge was seated at home, called a friend, was first sent there, but then agreed, came, we broke the ad, printed thirty pieces. I, a friend, his wife, his mother, and their dog fell out on the street, wandered, walked through the courtyards, scattered the ads on the Scotch, wandered out of sorrow and went to them for breakfast. While breakfast, suddenly remembered that in the advertisement did not indicate neither cell phone nor home phone, I broke first through the area from the hand of the phone on the sheets to write, almost died... and in tears went home... I come - and this fox sits in the apartment in front of the door with eyes like dishes. I, it turns out, took the guide, took the cognac, and forgot the dog at home.

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №24798
 13.01.2010
As soon as I start singing, my cat, a castrated creature for almost 10 years, runs to fuck a cloth lying quietly on the floor...and how should I perceive this???? to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №24797
 13.01.2010
Stop throwing me in your puppy!! Take me in your arms and read before the exam, fool!

The textbook

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24796
 13.01.2010
Why on Answers@mail.ru besides the button "This is the best answer" there is no button "This author is a fool"?

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №24795
 13.01.2010
You are on the path of war.)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: Guthalin faces of the current is not a man))
Okay, I’ll do the dressing color.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx to))

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24794
 13.01.2010
I appeal to those who knocked on the textbook member!
The brothers! I think I can already address you in this way - in our time (when I was studying at the institute), there was such a belief too! And no one who knocked X. I did not give up the book session! Good luck to you, health in the new year! It is good to be in shape!

With respect and best wishes,
st. Hermolin M.N., 45 years old

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24793
 13.01.2010
xxx (17:11:17 12/01/2010)
I just heard this expression... I almost fell...

It is a very expensive jeep... and the driver is a 27-year-old girl... Our driver says the phrase :daaaaa... God does not help...
and ROFL

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №24792
 13.01.2010
I found my former NOKIA 3310 at home.I crushed, asked for a date, well, entered 12-01-2010, and in response I see "False date".Look, the poor didn’t believe that he would live.)))

[ + 117 - ] Comment quote №24791
 13.01.2010
I look at a colleague: standing, pouring tea, holding a cup under the slope... probably so as not to foam.
A person is well rested %

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №24790
 13.01.2010
Squirell
What color of hair is natural?

N@stones@
Well... no

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24789
 13.01.2010
What is St. Petersburg? of Sverdlovsk?
yyy: 0_o

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