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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92412
 13.01.2014
A device that sends a notification to the parent's phone if the child is under water for too long.

The first comment:
Parents will be notified that their child has drowned.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92411
 13.01.2014
thx: (18:34:01 10/01/2014)
Weekends are scheduled. Do not meet us? Do you drink coffee? How do you look at it?

yyy: (18:34:32 10/01/2014)
Ahhh, where were you before? New Year’s holidays are over (but you have to think about it)

xxx: (18:36:15 10/01/2014)
I was on an island, washing the slave traders. But now I killed them all – now we can meet ^_^


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92410
 13.01.2014
VIP-sequence discussions to Magic Gifts for officials:

xxx: And what, on the two crossovers it is written that they are to Daram? The Temple of Christ the Savior is a great institution in general. A lot of people come there for different things.
YYY: And it really is. There was a bathroom in the basement, I was.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92409
 13.01.2014
The woman went to sleep and whispered: "Come quickly! I am a liar to you!"

[ + 16 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92408
 13.01.2014
Yanukovych Horkov
I feel sorry for you but I can’t help even if I want to live in St. Petersburg.

Yanukovych Horkov
Helped by

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92407
 13.01.2014
4 PDA
X: Z, the tablet lies in front of you. Simka is placed as follows: the narrow part is directed towards the tablet, the metal surface of the simka is directed down. Now with smooth movement you insert the simka into the slot. Now you take the Sberbank plastic card and push the simka to a click, so that it is fixed in the slot.
y: If you kick the card of another bank, the commission will be :rolleyes:

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №92406
 13.01.2014
The theme of winter without snow.
From the stones:
In any case, on January 7 in Rostov there was a rainbow at all.
The gay agitation! Probably sprinkled water in the atmosphere!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92405
 13.01.2014
I haven’t played a computer game for two weeks.
I am going to get married soon :(

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92404
 13.01.2014
"Fucked in the closet and all the fun? 8) "

I went to a cat exhibition sometime, there were Maine Coons among others. I saw one in the cage - he was sleeping, stretching his leg forward. My leg was thicker than my wrist. I can imagine this going on in the closet...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №92403
 12.01.2014
Habr
XHH: There are more and more posts on the hubre that building relationships with programmers is real and even good. Only on the hub the main audience is the same programmers (the outsiders are actually, well, not about it). How good we are, we know ourselves.

We repent of mentioning all this good on resources with good and smart girls!

WOW: And at the same time "How to meet a girl, the solution in JavaScript in 30 lines".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92402
 12.01.2014
Do you remember Lenin? Which was eternally dissatisfied, and her men were goats, and all around her wounds...She recently got married. Yesterday I saw her - generally not to recognize the grandmother, it blooms and the whole world loves her.
This is what sex creator does!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92401
 12.01.2014
Here you are all Hachiko Hachiko, and look at the "White Beam, Black Ear"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92400
 12.01.2014
How do you struggle on such topics that are darker than each other in an endlessly decreasing geometric progression? Here is the taxi. Who’s interested in this?

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92399
 12.01.2014
Yesterday, the mother-in-law told her husband that he had a broken rope, and that he should be more careful now to straighten it. I was in shock at first. And then I remembered that for six months I could not throw out my old shoes, because I washed the ropes on them and smoothed them carefully. I understand why he married me.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92398
 12.01.2014
Want to find a couple?

1st Find something you are really interested in doing.
2nd In the process, meet those who are also interested in doing this.
Choose those who are of the opposite sex and without a couple.
Of these, choose only those with whom you are pleased to communicate.
5 is Choose the most attractive, take free time from the common hobby.

If nothing serious did not work out - analyze the mistakes and repeat paragraph 5 with another candidate.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92397
 12.01.2014
XX: Sometimes it suddenly came to mind that in the jacuzzi it would probably be nice to rinse the clothes.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92396
 12.01.2014
And now the situation has turned around, and, as the locals joke, a woman with a disability will not be able to resist at all.
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And if she is also a non-smoking religious lesbian, she is immortal.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №92395
 12.01.2014
They don’t like the excessive expenses associated with the Olympics.
Initially, the Olympic Committee in 1969 gave the right to hold the Games to Denver, but in a referendum, the residents of Denver voted against holding the Games.
Residents of Switzerland denied the authorities of the country the right to host the 2022 Winter Olympics.
"People in Vienna voted against the Olympics in their city"

The Russians forgot to ask.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92394
 12.01.2014
And we at work the most dreadful wish was: "That you all life grandmothers by phone e-mails dictate"))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92393
 12.01.2014
One of my teachers said that any of my bits is not really a bits, but a "author's idea" ;)

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