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[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56552
 17.11.2011
xxx: and throw... if the processors were made of small gnomes. which silicon crystals are scattered with small hamsters and stamps.
Create a reducer, and there will be real working
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xxx: and it will seem to them that these are huge blocks of copper... in two human heights.
And then they’ll strike because it’s hard work and they’re paid little.
XXX: It’s not good that laser is doing it all now.
Do not take these pills anymore.
YYY: Did you understand?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №56551
 17.11.2011
The student enters a room in the shelter, where his friend is given fleshly comforts with his classmate.
Vassula, let me go...
Did not understand?
You ask me to get tired all the time...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №56550
 17.11.2011
The size of a member is like the date of your death. Better not know so as not to be upset.
YYY: Even worse... because the date of death can be mistaken, and the ambulance doesn’t lie.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56549
 17.11.2011
[19:37:55] flastar: Van, when the first child is added, is it just to enter the childrenList or where to put it?
[19:38:54] iv: Serog, are you talking about life or programming?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56548
 17.11.2011
yyy: How to seduce the teacher so as not to burn in front of the group and his woman, who also works at the university, but has such opportunities that I can not get a diploma. In full seriousness.
XXX: No, I would like to. In full seriousness.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №56547
 17.11.2011
I found last year’s cheque in my box today.
Only two positions, but what a combination.)

Game of Fantasy 100R
Contex Long Love 300p

[ + 53 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56546
 17.11.2011
Okay, I went out once. I stand all so red and young, with a normal nose, and the doctor tells me that I have syphilis of the 4th stage. Not a fucking shit? Later it turned out that it was a common allergy to laundry powder.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №56545
 17.11.2011
Answer from Miley:
How to change the voice in Skype?
WOW: Clamping the eggs in ticks

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56544
 17.11.2011
My 5 year old son decided to shave me and my wife. The hair.
What are you, hairdresser?
The Son: Yes, Mom
Wife is a beast?
No, no people.

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56543
 17.11.2011
What should I do to not write like a joke?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №56542
 17.11.2011
The connection between intelligence and wealth has not even been proven.
by Perelman.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56541
 17.11.2011
What the President wanted best...
We have a type office and a sports complex across the road. Good one, with a pool and courts - tennis and badminton. Well, we went all over the office volancher to leave for the lunch break. And the local staff is happy to us - the people at lunch still no one, so we for the price and allowed with gratitude.
And well - and ladies and men, bosses and subordinates with rackets, in pairs and individually. No need to recruit a team, everyone can play - complete convenience and democracy. Then take a shower and go back to work.
But after all, Dmitry Anatolyevich fell asleep playing badminton on the combinations! The enthusiasm died. At first, the people, embarrassed, began to hide the racket in the bags, then to forget, and the chief accountant so and so proclaimed: "As I take the racket in my hands, I immediately think of a party of scammers and thieves. Play without me.” Eventually the enthusiasm died.
Thank you very much, Dmitry Anatolievich. This game has been played with his participation.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56540
 17.11.2011
The Young Leader:
I and my colleagues will perform in front of a 10,000 audience. As you wish,
But he must provide great ovations after the speech. Or you s
Work is thrown.
The singers are sitting on stage. Quiet in the room. The leader comes out and points out to the speakers:
They are fraudsters and thieves.
The room breaks up in crazy applause.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №56539
 17.11.2011
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A radius of about 6-7 km.
What to use as a base station? What to use with the subscriber?

yyyy - 10 boxes of vodka will easily cover a small village. As a base station you can choose any liquor and vodka store.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №56538
 17.11.2011
SMS:"Dear, I’ve made some smoothies here. Buy a cupcake for every occasion"

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56537
 17.11.2011
I like clever advertisers, sometimes they come up with this, you wonder. In our city there is a sanitary store, in a row with which their banner on which advertising periodically changes. So, once they had one, a toilet was painted and the inscription "Morning does not start with coffee", but quite recently such a kind of ancient statue, where the uncle sits in a position with his elbow in his knee and supports his head with his fist, the same row painted the toilet and the inscription "Tolk for reflection."

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56536
 17.11.2011
I was told by a girlfriend here that the girlfriends are monthly adjusted to each other. So if one starts at the beginning of the month, then the rest are about the same.
O O O O O O
xxxh: now found the correct answer to the question:"do they all have monthly?and "

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №56535
 17.11.2011
Only cultural and educated girls know that "not in the mouth" is written fuzzy.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №56534
 17.11.2011
Eternal
I always wanted to be the first girl :)

kOksik (12:28:48 16/11/2011)
in the modern world for this article))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №56533
 17.11.2011
xxxx
Can you stay overnight?? to
xxxx
VPS is not in that window.
UUU
This is how hopes move.

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