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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №150014
 27.03.2018
The working day in South Korea is one of the longest in the world: its citizens work an average of 500 hours more per year than Europeans. Public servants are still more difficult – they often spend more than ten hours at work. The mayor of Seoul has solved the problem radically: now at 7 p.m. every Friday, computers are simply turned off. Exceptions will be made only in special cases, but what exactly is not.

Interestingly, hard-working Korean officials have criticized the initiative and asked not to include them in the program of computers forced off, but their wishes are unlikely to be taken into account. It is not the first time the authorities are trying to reduce working hours and explain this by the need to increase the birth rate.

c) The Commercial

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №150013
 27.03.2018
Comments under view.
XXX: I didn’t understand what happened to me (
YYY: XXX, eyeen, eyeen, eyeen, buh-buh-buh-bububuh (this goes through the pitches), then pipip then DYST (about the uzazyka) and BLAYING.................. trrrrk (handset) хлоп (door)
XXX: YYY thank you))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №150012
 27.03.2018
You, the perverse, listen, so it turns out that Harry Potter is a story of evil pedophiles craving to insult an innocent boy who runs and flaps with his fallique symbol.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №150011
 27.03.2018
We were photographed specifically for passports so that we could then use the picture at our funerals, and everyone looked at the portrait, regretted and said, “Yes, death was the best option for him.”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №150010
 27.03.2018
Announced by:
Centre of Russian grammar. We opened...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №150009
 27.03.2018
PS: The puzzle has broken. I understood why the Portwein "Three Seven" has such a name.
Full access to consciousness for reading, recording and executing commands.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №150008
 26.03.2018
After watching TV, my wife stated that since I have taken Meldonium for the last six months, although as prescribed by a doctor, all my so-called achievements in sex are canceled.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №150007
 26.03.2018
The Cat of the Sphinx. My father looked at him, looked at him. Now the cat’s name is Dobby.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №150006
 26.03.2018
Begin with the fact that to reach out to other people’s children, dogs, cats, mini pigs and other mimics without demand is to violate another person’s personal and family space, i.e. banal humility.
And this is the end, because common sense ends and paranoia begins.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №150005
 26.03.2018
by SUDAK:

After watching TV, my wife stated that since I have been taking Meldonium for the past six months, although as prescribed by a doctor, all my so-called achievements in sex are canceled.

The main thing is not to be removed from participation, and the results can be repeated.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №150004
 26.03.2018
Hold the keyboard stronger, fall.
People did not take an apartment in the new building above the 6th floor, because the child will get up in the elevator too long and he will have time to be raped by a pedophile.! to
The fucking.
The Pizzeria.
Buried the boys.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №150003
 26.03.2018
Title of RBC:
Zyuganov told about his role in shaving Grudinin's thighs

There, during the whole campaign of the KPRF, his mouths were shaved.
Yaya: And they didn’t shave, but pulled out... in punishment that the election lost :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №150002
 26.03.2018
It is difficult to surprise the ordinary inhabitants of Kiev, they regularly observe how a Jew, an Armenian and a Georgian argue who of them is the greater Ukrainian.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №150001
 26.03.2018
Let us agree.
Anyone who did not live in the 16th century knows nothing about the Terrible.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №150000
 26.03.2018
For the non-German peoples of the East, higher education must be abolished, four-year schools are sufficient. In these schools they will be taught the simple count, say, to five hundred, the writing of the name, the need to be submissive to the Germans, as well as decent and conscientious guys. It is not necessary to teach them to read,” said Heinrich Himmler.


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149999
 26.03.2018
Ergo is:
Learned about the existence of 28-core processors.I went to the I.Market from curiosity to look at the cost. I look at the price - 1.5 lam, but what surprised - up to 5 reviews. I think it's cool, though I know why these others are used, but it wasn't.
All reviews were approximately of the following content:

Illinois of Vyacheslav:
Advantages: Strong, beautiful, shining in the sun.
Disadvantages: Not suitable for all interiors.
The commentary:
I bought 4 pieces for the kitchen under the legs of the table, or scratched the laminate. I wanted to fit the color. Clay PVA, got caught immediately. The table is moving quietly. I recommend.

Gaifullin Azamat
Advantages: Powerful, fast loading windows xp
The shortcomings:
Hot, the performance of tasks occurs at the output faster than I have time to send the task to the input, because of this sometimes the system fails (
The commentary:
Long assembled PC for the game lada racing.
Well what! This stone is almost done, 29fps! I advise everyone

Anonymous User
The Dignity:
and cheap. This is all

The commentary:
The system loaded for 3 minutes. Then she went to the rubbish. But after dancing with the drums, it was still possible to start normally, just folding the root from 775 to 3647, nothing.

The Anonymous User:
The Dignity:
1st I liked the combination of numbers in the number 8180. In my opinion, with "Xeon" it sounds perfect!
2nd The silver color and rectangular form of the cpu just delight the eye with its unique aesthetics.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №149998
 26.03.2018
In our grounded world, girls, who have tasted this, quickly end up with a bouquet of sexual abortions, two abortions at the age of 16 and no chances of education and normal work, because the brake is enough to break once, and then you fly under the cut and push the pedal, don't push, and she just fails and all.

Do not laugh at adults. Almost everyone over 30 has examples of such outdoors girls who grew up, got a job, husband, children and now nothing reminds them of their youth. Rather, the strictness towards the family of these sailors is such that the army sergeants will be jealous.
A person is a complex thing, life among others is even more complicated and in all this diversity of factors only the behavioral trait in youth does not yet define a place in life, especially sex has no special addiction, compared to the same alcohol, and bores all this quickly enough.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №149997
 26.03.2018
Ulysses was in the hospital a year ago. There was a shelf with books. It was published in the 1992 edition of the book "The Recognition of Burn". Yes, it was "Born’s Identification" translated by some Superbrain in the 92nd year :-)))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №149996
 26.03.2018
Basic – an incredibly popular resource

That is what we talk about. In the database, it is sufficient to have the ability to read, write and count (including interest - to accurately determine the amount of the discount in rubles). And the sequences-cossecans let future engineers in the institutes study who will really be useful, an ordinary person will not benefit from excessive brain suggestion anyway.

The Minister of Education here.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №149995
 26.03.2018
We all have three cars here.

yyy: sewing, laundry and lipstick!

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